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@failedarchitect.bsky.social
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I make amazing music you'll never be able to find and comprehend and I make big money you will never be able to potentially fathom

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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 20h
anointed
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
feeling marked by god to catch someone in the last five minutes finally put into exact words my feelings about the police, as much as i respect their heaters
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
must have a clean mind myself brevren never heard that shiteeeeeee aha *puts on headphones and sleeps soundly listening to fourth favourite borstal mistress ASMR to go to bed to video*
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my damn ex wife perhaps. sorry best of luck on your search
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
not to be that guy but also to absolutely be that guy think you mean sm58, 52 is a kick drum mic and would miraculously be even worse of a choice
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
her in season 2 of Fargo is almost the perfect anthetical, she's living her truth so well
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
bro wtf not fair
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
your thoughts aren't particularly interesting, and everyone can see that you're liking your own posts
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
any ideology which has a starting principle of "you should disregard that lupita nyong'o is the most beautiful person in the world" falls apart at the starting blocks
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
what getting right clicked must feel like
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Doctor Strange and The Ancient One
ALT: Doctor Strange and The Ancient One
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i would stop thinking with metaphors if this was the thoughts that metaphors would lead me to, there's no worthwhile poetry to be found here
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
fun optical illusion: apparently, if you can see two people hugging you are left-brained, and if you can see Spike, enemy from the Super Mario Bros. games series, you are right-brained. What can you see?
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
i'd be pretty for it to be clear, its a layered and v interesting problem to solve whether it can be or not, and any steps to solving it might well have the added benefit of making communicating about music creation less of a nightmare!
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
oh not total consensus on the macro for sure, as in for it to function like a mixing engineer interpreting "brighter" or "get emerick with it" then some agreement is found one way or the other for how these terms get parameterized right? +musics full of semantic gaps in human colab, let alone w/ ai!
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
not a killer sample size, but i struggled to find much of a consensus among either music producers or layman on what "more sharp" meant, even though everyone was confident in their own idea of sharpness as far as i could tell "more tinny" is solved tho, everyone is kumbaya on what that tin be about
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
my undergrad thesis was on computer interpretation of simple adjectives to program EQs, really interesting work being done but probably still a fair way to go! one starting hurdle could be that we do really struggle to agree amongst humans on how common music terms actually apply quantifiably
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
new old! the low quality mashup has been floating around for decades, think the rolling stones have only just given proper sample clearance, love to see it!!!
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
na the post is reposted misinfo, nowhere real is reporting this
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
ok so you've told lies? the things you have said are lies, ok then
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
the only idea the UK has ever had this century has been tony blair
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
otherwise for those its a re-record with a pop filter, or if no pop filter, try angling the microphone so it's front is angled more to the left or right, instead of flat on towards mouth if you do in fact mean the proximity effect tone then just use an EQ to reduce the volume of the low end!
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
if you mean the kinda harsh plosives, not a whole lot out there that can sort it quick/well/below $300 sadly. you can chop the exact PUH and BUHs out of the clips individually and pull their clip gain down
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
undo one dungaree brace and leave hanging for a summery, casual look
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
could mean bouillon?? contextually bourguignon makes sense too tho
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Biffo enters the Pet Shop with a gun. That is all.
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A middle-aged child has found some firewood and Biffo is about to behead him with an axe.
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i don't think you took that photograph!
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
hawk tuah girl is a crypto scammer? i didn't have that on my 2024 bingo card !! i just kept drawing tiny pictures of me with far longer nipples inside those little bingo boxes !!!
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
nosferatu??? no, just use my nose for sniffing things pal, i don't do anything proper creative with it on top of that aha
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
think of the stupidest and most homophobic man you've ever met, and vote in his interests
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
unfollowed for high concentration of low effort shit in last two days. start posting about things that matter maybe, such as the eighth or third crusade
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
LinkedIn Park
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
you should have put me on. you don't know me, but I would have been better if you put me on. haven't listened to it yet, hoping it's a good listen becau
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
looking for like-minded people who drive car very fast
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
if bluesky keeps growing soon shall they shall be calling it bigsky quite soon
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
unsure if spitfire are having anything on or not but their instrument vst libraries are always gorgeous, most of the stuff on their LABS thing is free and the soft piano one finds a place in everything I do
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I'M the "mr bluesky"! it's ME today!!
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failed architect @failedarchitect.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
meat
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