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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ

@failboatcaptain.bsky.social
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Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics Politics/Music shitposting I Believe in politics I Believe in everything I think this world of ours is giving me adrenaline He/Him

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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dunno since this was Nancy Mace after being shot with an iphone camera
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And this is in *NEBRASKA*
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula At risk of insulting actual vampires
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#My9Albums #MusicChallenge #MusicSky
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
no , fuck all of you evangelicals
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah , you tell me how I am gonna hear about 'Choosin Texas' on Youtube.
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 games
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Needs more Hooky
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So @skullmandible.bsky.social if someone dosen't think like you it's ok to murder them? Find a bag of dick flavoured dicks and chow down , dipshit .
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine if you would, the reaction in the Trumpanzee media sewer lagoon if Biden said anything this fuckin stupid.
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everything he touches dies
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Go ahead. tell me how America isn't fascist . I double dog dare you
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yep fucking fight your Democrats cause they're not perfect because you know the other side they're sure got their finger on the pulse of society
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thanks, Captain Obvious
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah tell the the story again about how he's not a Nazi I double dog dare you
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yo Logitech , care to explain this? 600 bucks for a corded USB keyboard ? I get it it's washable and shit but come on!
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
" BuT HaVe YoU CoMdeMnEd HaMas!?!?!?!?!?!? "
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Says the single most useless orange fecal genome experiment that has ever existed
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How about " You can get fucked Mike Johnson you pedophile supporting piece of shit" ?
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nah no corruption at all huh #MAGA you pedophile supporting prinicple-less fucks ?
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trumpanzees : " Democrats are extreme unless they distance themselves from Hasan Piker " Also Trumpanzees : " Look at how Daddy owned the Obamas "
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Must be an America only thing cause on my maps.google.ca it;s
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah I believe in the holy trinity
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can your President be any more of a crybaby?
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When a Trumpanzee tells you who they are , believe them
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The number of 'good guys' who make Ms Rachel an enemy is exactly zero
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Again Hasan eating shit from 'liberals' for being correct
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Radical Left Democrats at *checks notes* Fox News
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Megyn, please . A common trope amongst you Trumpanzees in 2024 during the campaign was that Kamala slept her way to the top. Sit your hypocritical ass down
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Says the side of "Kamala slept her way to the top "
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Describe your Bluesky account in one image
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Capital treason
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just have one reaction for you MAGAt trolls!
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I catch myself sometimes thinking Trumpanzees can't be that stupid but then I am reminded that they are Trumpanzees Or this is bait. I can't really tell anymore
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The energy I bring to Bluesky
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And these brain dead genetic mistakes don't even fucking know what a Communist is .
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah , I avoid it now , bitch
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not nearly enough you traitorous pedophile piece of dogshit
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Bitch, Please . It's Pete Hegseth giving rage inducing hormones to mentally unstable people Also no evidence that Kirk's killer was on HRT
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Same here on Win11
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You mean you're not rocking Winamp in the year of our Lord 2026 ?
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bitch, please . You were a fucking bigot long before you got on that plane.
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This might my new fav soccer jersey
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bitch please , the spiritual leader of your Trumpanzee cult for the last decade plus has been a pedophile rapist adulterer piece of shit . Sit your pedo supporting asses down
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#MusicSky #MusicChallenge #NowPlaying Ladytron - Paradises
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh really?
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In other words Laura Loomer you finally are as intelligent as Mitch McConnel you mean girl cunt
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing overalls.
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ᖴᗩIᒪᗷᗝᗩ丅 ᑕᗩᑭ丅ᗩIᑎ @failboatcaptain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bitch, please you didn't have any issues when it was Trump's unaccountable ICE Gestapo thugs.
Laura Ingraham being a hypocritical cunt about wearing masks
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