Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 54mI mean I guess it could be worse, but I sometimes feel like the only thing I’m halfway decent at is going to the gym, and I’m not particularly good at that either. 020
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 6hSuggesting to gays on the internet it’s not always about sex really is a fool’s errand, isn’t it 050
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Requested a visit to a nutritionist a month and a half ago after I stopped eating keto (after a decade) and fainted at the gym. Finally got to see her. Explained I’m adapting to a regular diet and just want to make sure I’m not neglecting things. 100
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So it would probably be a death wish to try it on an actual road, I think I can officially say I’ve taught myself to ride a bike. 070
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Old ladies be working overtime to try and give me an eating disorder but at least I clean up nice. 1100
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Spooky season is here and I’m developing some Control (1) issues. Come hang. twitch.tv/fahrenspite 150
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did I cope with my existential dread by staying up til 4 and cataloguing magic cards in a desperate bid to clean up? Maybe. But all my current reality fracture stuff is away in its new binder. 041
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I feel like my life is currently: 1. Be depressed 2. Disassociate by building magic decks 3. Realize I’m bad at that too 4. Eat my feelings 5. Go running in a desperate bid to outpace the calories 7/10 worst game I’ve ever played -IGN 230
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Cracked a celebratory pack after some commander last night in hopes of getting Codie, and, welp…. (Other gems I’ve cracked included) 250
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Took family out for her birthday today, having previously confided I was feeling insecure because I’d put on a couple pounds. She said I didn’t look like I did. And I said I have. “Well don’t gain any more you don’t want to ruin it.” That’s definitely not a devastating thing to hear. 020
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Commanders I’ve modified in the last week and an excited to play more: 040
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It doesn’t bother me really, but I’ve realized at least once a week, my brain remembers the time a gay guy responded to my anxiety about playing MtG with others with “you’re too skinny to be attractive but I’d still play commander with you.”static.klipy.comWtf Confused Nick Young MemeALT: Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme 120
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is this the year… I finally buy some grey sweatpants 150
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe we’ll play in a bit? Feeling a little under the weather so starting off cozy. twitch.tv/fahrenspite 010
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey this didn’t fit when I bought it. 1110
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do I play Fire Emblem on stream tonight? 170
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me, seeing a certain fire emblem protagonist: 160
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love that I am simultaneously a lover of playing magic while perpetually reminded how breathtakingly bad I am at it. 020
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Going live shortly! Come donate to the ACLU! twitch.tv/FahrenSpitetwitch.tvFahrenSpite - TwitchI fight. And shoot. And RPG. And whatever else comes to mind. — FahrenSpite streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 010
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sooooooo tonight at 7pm EST, I will be doing a lil bonus charity stream alongside @biggergayermagic.bsky.social where he’s taking donations for the ACLU! Come tune in for some commander where you can make my mediocre deck even worse by disrupting the gameplay! Twitch.tv/fahrenspite 190
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me: kitty it’s so hard to get out of bed when you’re snuggled up and so cute. Gilgamesh: throws up on me Me: I guess that works. 0140
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Life is so much more tolerable when I’m out doing this 180
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I got a second bowling ball. His name is Empress Nutsmasher and he’s cherry scented. 180
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yall I just wanted to play some magic tonight.static.klipy.comLilo Listening to MusicALT: Lilo Listening to Music 040
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Teens in what is clearly their mom’s jeep pull up next to me at a light: “Faggot!” Me, giving them the f-slur side eye: “Are you seriously trying to call ANYONE a faggot in a jeep full of rubber duckies, little twink?” His friends’ facesstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Shocked ReactionALT: Michael Scott's Shocked Reaction 160
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026From tonight’s collector booster! Thanks to the amazing Trans Lifeline donations from viewers! 051
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Vampires and a collector booster? Sounds hot. Twitch.tv/fahrenspite 091
Reposted by Fahren, Most Spiteful🎮KeyLock🕹️ @keyxlock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My 2 states of being. 1223
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'll admit the Jace mechanics are the weak points of the set, but I'm incredibly hyped for Reality Fracture set. (Also why is the Dimir sphinx the worst one that's just rude) 120
Reposted by Fahren, Most SpitefulJono with the good mo(hawk) @jono.gay · 08/09/2026Really, Nintendo. 0223
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've been doing a lot of work to improve my Commander decks, initially with the goal to make them play better and maybe hit some bracket 3. However, my experience with people who prefer bracket 3 as a baseline, it's almost always "as close to bracket 4 as I can get away with." 220
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me watching the Zelda Direct. Zero shade, I think I'd rather just get a new game. Something about the new engine makes it look strangely generic to me, though.static.klipy.comCan You Ever Just Be Whelmed?ALT: Can You Ever Just Be Whelmed? 000
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"The Arisen saw you from the bar and told me we liked your vibe." 061
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Had a super bad workout on Friday get me trapped in my head after I checked my GPS and realizing my watch was showing I was running way farther. I was crushed. I managed to confirm it wasn’t the case, but boy it fucked up my weekend. Fortunately I’m never hard on myself.static.klipy.comDavid Rose's Iconic Sideways LookALT: David Rose's Iconic Sideways Look 010
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Last four characters saved on your phone are your D&D party. Seems pretty standard tbh. 030
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026People when I told them I was going to regularly start playing magic virtually vs the same people whenever I ping them to actually play a game 110
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Apparently the universe knew I was in my feels about my body today and sent an angel to make unbroken eye contact with me and lick his lips while jerking off in the sauna. Thanks, universe.static.klipy.comYou Love Me You Really Love MeALT: You Love Me You Really Love Me 280
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hey so running on a treadmill is actual torture and I’d rather not ever do that again 050
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Pray for me, my therapist is going to have me see one of his new clinicians for a while and the clinician is gay and EXTREMELY hot. 090
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So we crack Magic the Gathering packs on stream for donations to Trans Lifeline. Tonight we got $150 in donations from two awesome people and opened 25 packs. Some of the notable drops! 1111
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I already got too far in Zero Company to stream it so let’s play Midnight Suns. twitch.tv/fahrenspite 010
Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Middle Earth sets and buffing my Lo and Li deck, name a more iconic duo. 030