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Fahren, Most Spiteful

@fahrenspite.bsky.social
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Nerd. Twitch Affiliate. Terribly, unrepentently gay. RPGs, fighting games, tabletop. Love.

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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 54m
I mean I guess it could be worse, but I sometimes feel like the only thing I’m halfway decent at is going to the gym, and I’m not particularly good at that either.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 6h
Suggesting to gays on the internet it’s not always about sex really is a fool’s errand, isn’t it
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Requested a visit to a nutritionist a month and a half ago after I stopped eating keto (after a decade) and fainted at the gym. Finally got to see her. Explained I’m adapting to a regular diet and just want to make sure I’m not neglecting things.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So it would probably be a death wish to try it on an actual road, I think I can officially say I’ve taught myself to ride a bike.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Old ladies be working overtime to try and give me an eating disorder but at least I clean up nice.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spooky season is here and I’m developing some Control (1) issues. Come hang. twitch.tv/fahrenspite
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did I cope with my existential dread by staying up til 4 and cataloguing magic cards in a desperate bid to clean up? Maybe. But all my current reality fracture stuff is away in its new binder.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like my life is currently: 1. Be depressed 2. Disassociate by building magic decks 3. Realize I’m bad at that too 4. Eat my feelings 5. Go running in a desperate bid to outpace the calories 7/10 worst game I’ve ever played -IGN
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cracked a celebratory pack after some commander last night in hopes of getting Codie, and, welp…. (Other gems I’ve cracked included)
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Took family out for her birthday today, having previously confided I was feeling insecure because I’d put on a couple pounds. She said I didn’t look like I did. And I said I have. “Well don’t gain any more you don’t want to ruin it.” That’s definitely not a devastating thing to hear.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Commanders I’ve modified in the last week and an excited to play more:
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It doesn’t bother me really, but I’ve realized at least once a week, my brain remembers the time a gay guy responded to my anxiety about playing MtG with others with “you’re too skinny to be attractive but I’d still play commander with you.”
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Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme
ALT: Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s that time of year again.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this the year… I finally buy some grey sweatpants
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe we’ll play in a bit? Feeling a little under the weather so starting off cozy. twitch.tv/fahrenspite
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey this didn’t fit when I bought it.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do I play Fire Emblem on stream tonight?
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 9 games
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me, seeing a certain fire emblem protagonist:
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love that I am simultaneously a lover of playing magic while perpetually reminded how breathtakingly bad I am at it.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The pack blesses us.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going live shortly! Come donate to the ACLU! twitch.tv/FahrenSpite
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I fight. And shoot. And RPG. And whatever else comes to mind. — FahrenSpite streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sooooooo tonight at 7pm EST, I will be doing a lil bonus charity stream alongside @biggergayermagic.bsky.social where he’s taking donations for the ACLU! Come tune in for some commander where you can make my mediocre deck even worse by disrupting the gameplay! Twitch.tv/fahrenspite
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FINE I’ll build a sphinx deck
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This image is cursed.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me: kitty it’s so hard to get out of bed when you’re snuggled up and so cute. Gilgamesh: throws up on me Me: I guess that works.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Life is so much more tolerable when I’m out doing this
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I got a second bowling ball. His name is Empress Nutsmasher and he’s cherry scented.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yall I just wanted to play some magic tonight.
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Lilo Listening to Music
ALT: Lilo Listening to Music
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Teens in what is clearly their mom’s jeep pull up next to me at a light: “Faggot!” Me, giving them the f-slur side eye: “Are you seriously trying to call ANYONE a faggot in a jeep full of rubber duckies, little twink?” His friends’ faces
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Michael Scott's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Michael Scott's Shocked Reaction
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From tonight’s collector booster! Thanks to the amazing Trans Lifeline donations from viewers!
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vampires and a collector booster? Sounds hot. Twitch.tv/fahrenspite
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🎮KeyLock🕹️ @keyxlock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My 2 states of being.
image of the new 3D kirby game with Kirby holding and umbrella jumping off a ledge. samus aran with purple eysing glowing staring at something saying Its eat or be eaten.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll admit the Jace mechanics are the weak points of the set, but I'm incredibly hyped for Reality Fracture set. (Also why is the Dimir sphinx the worst one that's just rude)
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Jono with the good mo(hawk) @jono.gay · 08/09/2026
Really, Nintendo.
Screen cap from the Legend of Zelda remake live stream.  It shows a prompt at the bottom of the screen, instructing us to press the ZR to “shoot seed”
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've been doing a lot of work to improve my Commander decks, initially with the goal to make them play better and maybe hit some bracket 3. However, my experience with people who prefer bracket 3 as a baseline, it's almost always "as close to bracket 4 as I can get away with."
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me watching the Zelda Direct. Zero shade, I think I'd rather just get a new game. Something about the new engine makes it look strangely generic to me, though.
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Can You Ever Just Be Whelmed?
ALT: Can You Ever Just Be Whelmed?
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"The Arisen saw you from the bar and told me we liked your vibe."
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had a super bad workout on Friday get me trapped in my head after I checked my GPS and realizing my watch was showing I was running way farther. I was crushed. I managed to confirm it wasn’t the case, but boy it fucked up my weekend. Fortunately I’m never hard on myself.
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David Rose's Iconic Sideways Look
ALT: David Rose's Iconic Sideways Look
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters saved on your phone are your D&D party. Seems pretty standard tbh.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People when I told them I was going to regularly start playing magic virtually vs the same people whenever I ping them to actually play a game
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apparently the universe knew I was in my feels about my body today and sent an angel to make unbroken eye contact with me and lick his lips while jerking off in the sauna. Thanks, universe.
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You Love Me You Really Love Me
ALT: You Love Me You Really Love Me
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey so running on a treadmill is actual torture and I’d rather not ever do that again
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Something something the precious
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feelin cute.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pray for me, my therapist is going to have me see one of his new clinicians for a while and the clinician is gay and EXTREMELY hot.
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So we crack Magic the Gathering packs on stream for donations to Trans Lifeline. Tonight we got $150 in donations from two awesome people and opened 25 packs. Some of the notable drops!
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I already got too far in Zero Company to stream it so let’s play Midnight Suns. twitch.tv/fahrenspite
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Fahren, Most Spiteful @fahrenspite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Middle Earth sets and buffing my Lo and Li deck, name a more iconic duo.
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