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@faffage.bsky.social
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ha! Whereas I found it hilarious BECAUSE of the attacks on High Fantasy. ...but Mort is a lot more fun.
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
May be apocryphal, but also would enter a restaurant, quickly yank a tablecloth from under a full table setting, leaving everything undisturbed. Usually messed it up, and paid the diners off.
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
"Search party go home after fruitless 2 hours. 'surely noone could still be travelling by bike for that long?' "
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Love this: a proper Dad Joke, but with deep philosophy. So deep.
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I have 2 main hobbies. But at least 12 half-read books ... all of which I'm enjoying..
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Downloaded!
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
More evidence: always suspected her of dangerous lunacy 😡
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This one is hilarious youtube.com/shorts/c6ftV... (No habla Espanol, so the others are a bit pointless 🙃 )
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LEL 2025. Tormenta Floris. #londoncycling #ciclismo #cycling
YouTube video by London Edinburgh London 2025.
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Haha! I swear I haven't deliberately kept mine on - but after 5 days ive stopped noticing it. Showered, went to bed, went shopping... THEN realised it was still on 😄
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Jack Thurston @jackthurston.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Henri Desgrange, the founder of the Tour de France, dreamed of a race so challenging that only one rider would finish. Thanks to Storm Floris, this year's London-Edinburgh-London audax may attain this dubious accolade. #lel2025
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Well played Jack 😆 (BTW were you aware that one of the volunteers completed a pre-ride, which really SHOULD have been validated, but anyway ... )
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I did it!! #lel2025 #LondonFlorisLondon ;⁠-⁠)
LEL Brevet Card and medal
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
... but did he carry the ring the whole stage?? @lidltrek.bsky.social
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
#bants
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I guess your alibi checks out. ;⁠-⁠)
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Im sure this was HouseOfGames question last week?? 🤷
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
<whispers> perhaps Aero Hair isn't the most important thing in bike racing?
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Hmmm. I assumed it's the home of the Argy Bargy king. Does the Road Book clarify?
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
That was painful to watch, poor Grigor. But so impressed by Sinner, the humanity he showed. Thought I wanted Alcaraz to win this, not so sure now. What a tournament!
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
With the right shoes you can spin 'em: like lumberjacks on logs.
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Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is from my USA citizenship test. Most of the correct answers are now apparently evidence of being un-American, and cause for deportation.
Question 55. What are two ways that Americans can participate in their democracy?
Possible answers:
▪ vote
▪ join a political party
▪ help with a campaign
▪ join a civic group
▪ join a community group
▪ give an elected official your opinion on an issue
▪ call Senators and Representatives
▪ publicly support or oppose an issue or policy
▪ run for office
▪ write to a newspaper
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Yes. And?
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
It's the law that our government tweaked to protect themselves in 2000. It differs from the widely accepted definition. Read up: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrori...
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Terrorism Act 2000 - Wikipedia
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faffage.bsky.social @faffage.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You realise that is the government's OWN definition! I hope?
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