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Faetrick Office

@faetrick-office.bsky.social
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The official account of the Faetrick Office, here to help you resolve your Prescripts in a way that satisfies you! faetrick-office.straw.page 🪄 - Salem (she/they) 🚬 - Edith (she/it) 🖊️ - Fable (she/her) (parody, not affiliated w pmoon

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
🚬 even if we're a syndicate you can totally trust us. also can i borrow 5 ahn
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
🪄 Why not? We're trustworthy, just ask any of our clients!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
🪄 One of the fingers, somewhat of a crazy cult, hated by pretty much anyone outside it who have at least a couple functioning braincells.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
🪄 yeah exactly just business as usual
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
🚬what, do you want us to solve like. gay prescripts?
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
🪄 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES BE GAY DO CRIME
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
🪄 Ugh, that's frustrating. Next time, though, you could've hired us to have these people go through a temporary forced displacement. Better that than having them die...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
🖊 im not even silly...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
🪄 Hope it works out for ya!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
🪄 Maybe, maybe not, depends on what exactly the point of that prescript is. Maybe it's not about the death of those individual people, but more about the city block being empty of life!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
🪄 Not with that attitude! Make everyone evacuate your city block so theres no one there for you to kill.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🪄 your pay's gonna be zero if you keep this up...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🪄 thanks for the free munch!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🚬 "zero" is a real high number, i guess...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🪄 you can't expect me to remember their names, there's just too many!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
🚬 name literally one cis woman you've tried to "rizz"
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
🪄 that's literally not true???????????
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
🪄 Equally as effective!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
🚬 you're cis, and literally only ever hit on trans women.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
🪄 The fuck are you on about???
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🪄 I do believe in the Will, though, just not in the way or with the same reverence that the Index does. I mean, just because this greater Will exists doesn't mean we should blindly follow it and commit atrocities in its name, right?
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🪄 Only I'm a part of the Index, Fabs and Eddy are just my subordinates at Faetrick. And well, long story short, I lost my biological parents because of a prescript at a very young age, and I was adopted by the Proxy who executed them, and later on got a prescript to become a Messenger myself.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🚬 i mean i agree with the sentiment, but also. you ARE a chaser.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🚬 okay, chaser.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🪄 I can't say it bothers me when they're just sadists about it, I get that, but those who fully believe in this "cause", with their entire body and soul, and take pleasure from performing their "sacred duty"? They're the bastards who truly disgust me. Ahh, my old man, why'd have to be like that...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🪄 Fuck, I gotta deliver prescripts to Proxies today... most hated part of this job. It ain't a rare occurrence, but having to inform those executioners of the next death sentence they'll conduct never feels any less disgusting. Especially when they make it clear they enjoy it.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🪄 Thanksies~
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🪄 I've been dealing with this for over 10 years, I'll be fine. And at least there's the silver lining of having more jobs to take with Fabs and Eddy, too, so it's not all that bad...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🪄 The prescript distribution system's back to business, so I'm dreading having to go out delivering this shit again... These few days of flooding were a great mental boost for me, almost forgot there's so many people who want to see my brain splattered across the concrete!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🪄 Or improvised explosives!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
🪄 hideo game
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
🪄 our lava lamp............
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
🚬 THAT FUCKIN BIRD THAT I HATE
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
🪄 Just go to shelters or something????? I'm sure you'll find some without needing to hurt any innocent animals...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
🪄 This is quite endearing, thanks! 🚬 it's giving... hey fabs what's the name of that fuckass rat from that show you like? 🖊️ k-kyuubey???? it... d-doesn't remind me of that thing a-at all... 🚬 yeah. cubie. it's giving cubie. 🪄 y'know what yeah i kinda see it.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
🪄 Oh, false alarm! The evil water started... floating on the upper half of the lamp now? With the sludge resting on the bottom...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
🪄 Try that, and I'll dunk ya in something far worse than milk. 🚬 give fable my milkdunk. give 'er the soggy spectacular. 🖊️ p-please don't do that...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
🪄 The evil water seems to have completely gone immobile now. Guess the world ain't ending this time around, huh?
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
🪄 The evil water seems to be slowing down in the lamp, with the sludge overwhelming it....Thank Will for that. Here's hoping the flood's gonna drain soon enough!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🪄 The black sludge and the evil water are fighting extremely fiercly in the lamp right now... it's pretty fun to watch, almost as if I were watching a sports match on TV... go sludge go!
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🪄 The water keeps rising, and the entire City looks worse worse than T. Corp's shitty sepia filter. I'm glad the Will guided me to rent the topmost floors of the building for the office, we have enough food, so Faetrick should be safe for a day or two if the flood doesn't start rising any faster...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
(also extremely important context)
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
(for context)
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🪄 this sucks...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
[The blood half of her lava lamp stops moving, and falls to the bottom.] 🚬 NOOOOO MY FUCKING LAVA LAMP!!!!!!! How the hell was the blood ocean the first one to go down... thought that one had this in the bag...
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🚬 do we think if i offer the evil water a cig it'll calm down...?
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🚬 ocean's haunted.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🪄 what the fuck is going on
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
🪄 Do as you see fit, but be mindful that he *is* one of the most sensible Messengers out there, even if he isn't circumventing the Index as actively as I am, it's better for him to continue his role than be replaced by a much worse person, I'd say.
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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
🪄 Feel free to! Can't say pissing Catalyst off was a bright idea, let's hope she'll have mercy on you...
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