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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

🪄 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES BE GAY DO CRIME

Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

🪄 Fuck, I gotta deliver prescripts to Proxies today... most hated part of this job. It ain't a rare occurrence, but having to inform those executioners of the next death sentence they'll conduct never feels any less disgusting. Especially when they make it clear they enjoy it.

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

🪄 This is quite endearing, thanks! 🚬 it's giving... hey fabs what's the name of that fuckass rat from that show you like? 🖊️ k-kyuubey???? it... d-doesn't remind me of that thing a-at all... 🚬 yeah. cubie. it's giving cubie. 🪄 y'know what yeah i kinda see it.

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

🪄 Oh, false alarm! The evil water started... floating on the upper half of the lamp now? With the sludge resting on the bottom...

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

🪄 Try that, and I'll dunk ya in something far worse than milk. 🚬 give fable my milkdunk. give 'er the soggy spectacular. 🖊️ p-please don't do that...

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

🪄 The evil water seems to have completely gone immobile now. Guess the world ain't ending this time around, huh?

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

🪄 The evil water seems to be slowing down in the lamp, with the sludge overwhelming it....Thank Will for that. Here's hoping the flood's gonna drain soon enough!

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

🪄 The black sludge and the evil water are fighting extremely fiercly in the lamp right now... it's pretty fun to watch, almost as if I were watching a sports match on TV... go sludge go!

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

🪄 The water keeps rising, and the entire City looks worse worse than T. Corp's shitty sepia filter. I'm glad the Will guided me to rent the topmost floors of the building for the office, we have enough food, so Faetrick should be safe for a day or two if the flood doesn't start rising any faster...

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

[The blood half of her lava lamp stops moving, and falls to the bottom.] 🚬 NOOOOO MY FUCKING LAVA LAMP!!!!!!! How the hell was the blood ocean the first one to go down... thought that one had this in the bag...

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

🚬 do we think if i offer the evil water a cig it'll calm down...?

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

🪄 ...Having to go deliver a prescript to my old man while wearing bunny ears and suit was not a possibility I had imagined when I proposed this idea yesterday. At least I can use my Messenger robe to cover up the suit, I guess...

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

🖊️i- i used t-to work in an office, n-not going to s-say the name, i t-think it'd k-kinda put a target on their backs, w-with all the people who dislike us... oh! i... i was a grade four, though!

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

🪄 There's this thought experiment I enjoy doing while delivering Prescripts, imagining the ramifications they have. Earlier today there was one that just said "when next you eat a plate of curry in a restaurant, take between 10 minutes and 24 seconds and 11 minutes and 57 seconds to finish it".

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

🪄 Well, they started out as me just wanting to give some more individuality to the Index's uniform. Later, when Fable joined me, she decided to give it a fancier touch and design what would become Faetrick's current attire, despite me telling her she could just wear whatever she wants.

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

🪄 Oh dear, you're lucky not to have crossed paths with the Index so far. Prescripts are little papers with usually bizarre-sounding commands written in them. Index Messengers deliver them to specific people, and if those people refuse to comply with the Prescript, they are hunted down by Proxies.

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

🚬 hell yeah free food 🖊️ d-don't eat it all by y-yourself!! 🚬 ughhh fine

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

🖊️ w-we have a s-strawpage n-now! i hope you all l-like it! faetrick-office.straw.page

faetrick-office.straw.page

faetrick-office's strawpage

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

🪄 A real God wouldn't have to directly intervene like this to have things go their way. Having to plead for people to believe in you just shows how weak you truly are.

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

🪄 Since we don't have a strawpage yet, we will be hosting an AMA on this post! If you have any questions to ask to any of our members, please do so!

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

🪄 Since we don't have a strawpage yet, we will be hosting an AMA on this post! If you have any questions to ask to any of our members, please do so!

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

🪄 Oh hell nah not those inquisitor fuckers following me on this app too...

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

🪄 By the way, the main reason our office has joined this app was to increase the reach of our services! I asked Fable and Edith to start working on a strawpage for us so that anyone can send us job requests and... anything else, really! It should be up in a few days.

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Faetrick Office @faetrick-office.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

🪄 We are the Faetrick Office, an office specialized in assisting people resolve their Prescripts in ways that least bring them harm! From interpreting different meanings to manipulating "random" events, we can ensure that you and the people you care about will come out unscathed, for a cheap price!

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