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🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Honestly it’s one of my favourites too 🤭🤭

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Oh 1000%

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jamzenn ✶ @jamzenn.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

"Maybe this time it will be different." #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

no UR crying

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Stede Bonnet, Starship Captain🏴‍☠️❤️‍🩹#LongLiveOFMD @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

For Friday the 13th/Valentine weekend (and also #OFMDFuckeryFridays?), @florencesherman.bsky.social and I got matching 143 tattoos in honor of @faeeebaeee.bsky.social's Piña Coladas ❤️📟🍹🛼 #LongLiveOFMD #PermanentInk

Two arms with "143" tattooed on them.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

20• 🧊

shecret (shane secret)
@hollabackboy

http://twitpic.com/dc00sh

A picture of the Dean from Community at his desk, looking at his computer, quoted “This better not awaken anything in me”

01 Nov 10

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

19• 🧊

Texts with JJ

Shane
The cologne from that one ad campaign he did? Like a year ago?
Narcissus or something

JJ
No mon ami, you are supposed to say
He smelled like defeat and failure!!

Shane
Oh.
Yeah.
That too.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

18• 🧊

A Google Search on Shane’s Phone

Search:
Ilya Rozanov

Ilya Rozanov - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Ilya Rozanov is a Russian Actor and Model from Moscow, Russia. He is best known for his role as Edwin in Tender en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ilyarozanov

Ilya Rozanov Ilya Rozanov Pictures

Google Search:

What does Rozanov sm(ell like?)

Ilya Rozanov Reveals His Signature
Scent - Shop Today

llya Rozanov Reveals His Signature Scent - Often described as 'strong' and
'alluring', what is his secret? "People say vodka (...) but to me, vodka has no...
www.vogue.com/story/ilyarozanov

Ilya Rozanov Ilya Rozanov Cologne

Google Search
Ilya Rozanov cologne

Ilya Rozanov Is The Face for New
Narciso Rodriguez Parfum
Narciso Rodriguez for Him by Narciso Rodriguez. Originally launched in 2007, the parfum holds notes of musk, amber...
narcisorodriguezparfums.com/fragrance
Ilya Rozanov Ilya Rozanov Cologne

Google Image Search
Ilya rozanov cologne

The image search results show many black and white or desaturated images of Rozanov’s cologne campaign. Three stand alone shots of the square perfume bottle are also scattered in. In most of the photos, Ilya is swearing a suit. In one, he is reclining on his side, shirtless, for an ad. In another, he is lying leisurely on a bed with a cigarette, dressed in a more punk style.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

17 • 🧊

Texts with JJ and Shane-

JJ
How did it go?

Shane
Fine.
I think.
Ilya Rozanov was there.

JJ
To read?

Shane
Yeah.

JJ
Ugh.
If Rozanov fucks you on this
I'm going to fuck him back.
iMessage

JJ
What does he smell like?

Shane
What?
Idk
Cigarettes.
Sweat.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I miss themmmm 🥹

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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Got caught in the rain, these two. Here's a little piña coladas fanart from August 2022 for #TakeTwoTuesday. 🧡 🥥 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of young Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're dressed in 80s clothing. Stede in a blue floral print button up and Ed in a tank top over mesh. Ed's hair is a messy mullet and Stede's is feathered. They're leaning in close and their eyes are shut while touching each other's faces.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Ellie loml you give me too much credit 😌❣️

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Jiske 🍊 @jiskechristine.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

It’s not even his wedding day he just likes to feel pretty

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

16 • 🧊

Group Text:
Mother And Father

Mum:
A few familiar faces around here.
Who else was auditioning?
Vaughn? Ryan Price?

Shane
Ilya Rozanov.

Mum
Wow!
That boy's going places.

Shane
Mom!

Mum
What!

I didn't say where he was going!

Mother And Father

Mum
What!
I didn't say where he was going!
Or how high those places were.
My son will reach even higher heights, of course.

Shane
He was good.
Like, really good.

Mum
And you're better.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

15 • 🧊

hollabackboy (Shane) private account

shecret (shane secret)
@hollabackboy

I would love to calm down.

shecret (shane secret) Replying to @hollabackboy

However,

01 Nov 10

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

14 • 🧊

NT. HALLWAY, RESORT OFFICE CENTER (CONTINUOUS)

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov stand outside the Conference Room, the door shut behind them. Unclear what else he should be doing with them, or himself; Shane shoves his hands in his pockets.

INSERT SHOT- A visual reprise. Metal chairs - the CLOSED AUDITIONS sign - A ticking clock. The hallway is no longer empty.

Ilya pulls out a box of cigarettes, and a lighter.

SHANE
I just wanted to say- you were great in there.

ILYA
I know.

He places a roll between his lips, and offers another to Shane wordlessly.

SHANE
(eyes flicking to his lips(struck out) the cigarette)
I don't think you can smoke in here.

ILYA
Okay.
(after an extended pause, and a word muttered in Russian that sounds suspiciously like ‘Canadians')

SHANE
Okay.

Ilya removes the cigarette.

ILYA
We can smoke outside.

SHANE
Oh- No- I don't smoke.

(a beat)
Neither should you, actually.

Ilya looks at Shane like he's grown another head.

ILYA
Lots of hot movie stars smoke, Shane Hollander.

SHANE
Yeah. Yeah, of course.

The stale Office Center air fills with their silence. Shane almost wishes it was cigarette smoke instead, the way it clogs his lungs and restricts his breathing.
He leans against the wall, unclear how to exit the conversation, or resume it, and fixates on the shine of his shoes

Ilya slips the cigarette back into the carton, with all the care of a father tucking a child into bed.

ILYA
Your Russian accent is good.

SHANE
Thank you.
(pause)
Think I'll get a call back?

ILYA
Do you speak Russian?

SHANE
Uh- No. Nyet. Not yet.

ILYA
Then no.

SHANE
Wow- (Laughing, the backofhis head thumping the wall as his gaze moves from his shoes to the fluorescents)
I mean, they say you're cocky but-

ILYA
Who says this?

SHANE
I dunno- Industry folks-tabloids-
Ilya half shrugs one shoulder.

ILYA
What do they know about my cock?
All the color drains from Shane's face, and he clears his throat in an awkward half-hearted cough. If he'd been drinking, he might have done a spit-take.

ILYA (CONT' D)
I should go.

SHANE
(clearly flustered)
Uh- yeah, for sure. Me too.

ILYA
(with the tiniest smirk)
Good luck, Hollander. You will need it.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

13 • 🧊

BACK TO SCENE:

THE SHOT IS RED - AN EXTREME CLOSE UP.
SLOW PAN OUT- THE RED IS REVEALED TO BE THE RED BLINKING LIGHT OF THE RECORDING CAMERA.

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - MID AFTERNOON

CASTING DIRECTOR

Aaaand- well done, cut the tape.
Thanks guys-

THE SHOT WIDENS- on the Casting Director. The recording light winks one more time to the audience, then - nothing.

CASTING ASSISTANT (flipping back
through the pages of the script)
From the top?

CASTING DIRECTOR (more to his
Assistant than the actors)
Actually- that was great. Call it. No notes.

SHANE
(catching the amount of notations scratched on the back of his head shot)
I could-

CASTING DIRECTOR
now to Shane, smiling)
No notes.

SHANE
oh. Right. So-

ILYA (interrupting)
Is that it?
The Casting Director clasps his hands together. A clap.

Singular. Congratulatory.

CASTING DIRECTOR (leaning back in his chair)
That's it. Nice and easy. You've both done some awesome work today.

SHANE
You don't want us to-he tosses a throwaway look to Ilya, who only stares in return)
I don't know - (back to the Casting Director)
- swap?

CASTING DIRECTOR
No-
(he eyes down the line, tapping the end of his pen on the lid of his disposable coffee cup)

No- I think we're-(to his fellow disciples, now leaning forward, in a hushed tone) -we're good here?

The table of crew and directors nod, humming a consenting chorus.

CASTING DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
Yeah- We've got all we need.
Cheers guys. Appreciate it.

SHANE
Thank you.

ILYA
(clipped, as though prompted by Shane, almost running into his line)
-yes, thank you.

CASTING DIRECTOR (as they're being ushered away by a PA)
Enjoy the resort! We'll be in touch.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

12 • 🧊 [russian assistance by @ellmercury.bsky.social]

PINK:
ALEXANDER
You are perfect. But you do not have to be perfect.

A watery laugh escapes Lily.

BLUE:
A brittle laugh escapes Ilya.

PINK:
LILY
Try telling that to...

She gestures vaguely- to her coach, to the fans, to the Olympic Rink.

ALEXANDER
Try telling that to Russia.

Lily winces, remembering Zietsev's scores in the Team Event, ahead of his Single- still to come. She winces, recalling, again, their previous conversation.

LILY
Now - Now I am a distraction.

Alexander gathers her face in his hands, resting their foreheads together.

BLUE:

Tentatively, Shane gathers Ilya's face in his hands, resting their foreheads together. And Shane notices: His eyes are blue. The paper crushed against Ilya's temple as he holds his head is pink. They're close enough that, script when Ilya peers down at the fisted in his hand for his next line,
their noses brush and Shane turns crimson.

PINK:
ALEXANDER
Then let me be distracted, neotrazimaya devushka. (Dazzling / Shiny / Perfect Girl)BLUE:

Ilya silently mouthes a correction to his Russian

PINK:
ALEXANDER
(quietly, after a beat)
Let me do the routine.

BLUE:
Shane breaks away first.

PINK:
Lily breaks away.

LILY
Alex- no. You'll be disqualified.

ALEXANDER (ignoring)
I know it. I watched. I learn.

LILY
(grasping at straws)
You can't- I'll be disqualified.

ALEXANDER
You are already disqualified.

LILY
You'll never skate for Russia again.

ALEXANDER
Maybe consider I do not want to skate for Russia. I want to skate for you.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Tyyyyy 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

11 • 🧊 [ALT]

From the Blue Script:

Shane stands. His dark eyes are suspiciously wet.

Text scrap from the script is overlaid on a camera viewfinder shot of Shane, with tears in his eyes. He is in front of a grey background, wearing a grey wool sweater. The camera is marked as recording. 4K HD. 23.98 FPS. ISO 800.

Th original video is only three seconds long. The clip is cut from TryQuin’s “he still smells like cinnamon” video.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

11 • 🧊

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

RUH ROH

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

10 • 🧊

3.

PINK SCRIPT:
THE FIGURE reaches the Kiss and Cry. ALEXANDER ZIETSEV. He hurtles to his knees in front of Lily Lockwood. The remaining wind knocks out of her.

BLUE SCRIPT:
CASTING DIRECTOR
Ready?
START HERE.
They do.

Start here refers to a yellow annotation sticky note, stuck to the right side of the script, with START HERE scrawled on it. A penciled box is also drawn around the following dialogue and script.

BLUE SCRIPT:
BOLD, and hungry
to make a lasting impression on the casting
crew, Shane kneels.

Shane, in a Russian accent,

PINK SCRIPT:

ALEXANDER
Are you hurt?

LILY
I'm fine.

He lifts her right skate to rest on one of his thighs, testing her ankle with deft, knowledgeable hands.

BLUE SCRIPT:
Shane lifts Ilya's right foot to rest
on one of his thighs

PINK SCRIPT:

ALEXANDER
What happened? Everything is broken? Twisted? You were dropped-? Did you fall-

Lily places a hand on the top of his head, fingers in his hair.

BLUE SCRIPT:

Ilya places a hand on the top of his head.

PINK SCRIPT:

LILY
Alexander, I'm fine.

He glances up. Lily's eyes glitter with unshed tears.

BLUE SCRIPT:

Ilya's eyes glitter with unshed tears.

PINK SCRIPT:
Alexander eases her skate back to the ground.

ALEXANDER
No, not fine.

LILY
(parroting her coach)
It's over.

He stands. His dark eyes are suspiciously wet.

BLUE SCRIPT:
Shane stands. His dark eyes are suspiciously wet.

PINK SCRIPT:

LILY (CONT' D)
I wasn't-

ALEXANDER
(interrupting- he knows what she is going to say; sighting the ghost of their last conversation on her lips)
You do not have to be perfect.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I knew it

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🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

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🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

no you don’t

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🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

haunting the narrative but the narrative belongs to your favourite characters

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

9 • 🧊

COLD READ
BLUE SCRIPT

The Casting Assistant re-enters, with ILYA ROZANOV.
From the unending well of scripts, The PA procures a script for Rozanov too. Crew flitter about, re-adjusting and recentering equipment.

THROUGH THE CAMERA VIEWFINDER- The boys stand abreast of each other.

SHANE
(staring straight ahead)
Ilya Rozanov?

SHANE (CONT' D)
Shane Hollander.

He turns, then, to offer a handshake. The moment stretches heavy between them. Ilya accepts after a pregnant beat, shaking his hand and nodding a stilted acknowledgment.

Shane goes to say something more, but concedes the interaction has ended. Instead, he skims the audition script.

Pink shooting script for COLD AS ICE
Revised 27/10/2010

COLD AS ICE
written by
L.

Competitive figure skater Lily Lockwood has dreamt of representing Team Canada since she was old enough to walk, old enough to talk, and then old enough to wear skates.

And now she's here, at the Vancouver Olympics, with a home turf advantage, and her best-friend beside her.

EVERYTHING is coming up Lily.
NOTHING will get in her way.
Unless NOTHING is Russian skater Alexander Zaitsev.

COLD AS ICE - SHOOTING SCRIPT - PINK

INT. OLYMPIC ICE RINK, NIGHT

Bright lights flare off the surface of the rink, blinding the audience. It's impossible to make out the scene. What should be a spectacle- the pinnacle of human athleticism- is reduced down to it's very essence. Winter, snow glare, white, bodies.

SOUND CUE- A crack- LOUD- of ice, on a lake. Breaking.

BIRD’S EYE VIEW- Team Canada is down. Broken. Bodies hit the ice. They stumble towards the barrier, tipping into the Kiss and Cry beside the judges' panel.

MEDICS launch at the pair.
LILY launches at the JUDGES.
LILY'S COACH launches at Lily.

DRAMATIC ZOOM - Grainy video of Lily from the live television coverage as commentary chatter buzzes over the footage. Blink and you'll miss it, the camera passes over a FIGURE launching through the stands.

COMMENTATOR #1
(V.O) A devastating blow for Canada, Jim - falling at the last hurdle-literally.

COMMENTATOR #2 (V.o - through
a sharp, hissing inhale)
You know that's just gotta sting, Ralph-

COMMENTATOR #1
Let's hope the Lockwood
Team's not allergic- to bees or failure-

FROM BLUE SCRIPT:

By page two, the words jumble together. Shane mouths the same line, over and over and over...

PINK SCRIPT:

HARD CUT TO:
INT. OLYMPIC ICE RINK, KISS AND CRY
Lily twists her upper body over the barrier, contorting. Her hair, wild and disinterested in remaining in her skater's bun, falls across her face.

BLUE SCRIPT:
His hair, a blond halo of curls, falls across his handsome face.

PINK SCRIPT:

LILY
(desperately, pleading to the judges)
I can do it. Please- let me get back on the ice- please- I know I can-

COACH
(out of breath, grappling his skater away from the side of the rink)
Lily. Stop.

LILY
I can finish.
(she whips her head towards her coach)
We can finish.

COACH
Brandon's out, he's not-

LILY
Not Brandon. You.

COACH
You know they're not going to let me-

LILY
okay- fuck, Cap- Or-
Or one of the other skaters-
Any goddamn Canadian-
This isn't- This wasn't-

COACH
I know, kid.
But that's it. It's over.

Lily deflates like a balloon, limp.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

8 • 🧊

The Casting Director flicks out his wrist, revealing the watch under his jacket cuff. He checks the time.

CASTING DIRECTOR
Fuck.

PA
Yeah--

CASTING DIRECTOR
And--?

PA
Waiting--

The Casting Director holds up a hand to silence the PA and the team falls into formation; the Directors side-baring amongst themselves, heads together, a huddle.

The Writer passes a note to the Assistant Director, who passes it to The Film Director, who passes it to the Casting Director- who then mutters something in agreement.

THE SOFT CLICKING OF A LENS ADJUSTING- Focus shifts back to Shane, framed by the barrel of the camera.

CASTING DIRECTOR
I'm so sorry Shane -
(he scrubs a hand over his face)
(CONT 'D)
God, what an unprofessional production you must think we have going here-

SHANE
Not at all-

CASTING DIRECTOR (under his breath, but loud enough to overhear)
-really, wouldn't blame you-

SHANE
I'm just honored to be considered.

CASTING DIRECTOR
Great to have you here.

The Casting Director reshuffles paperwork in front of him and clears his throat.

CASTING DIRECTOR (CONT' D)
Our Reader-

He hands off a spare script to a PA.

CASTING DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
Our Reader hasn't returned from lunch- a mess, I know - and we've already taken up so much - (beat) enough of your time-

The PA distributes the script to Shane.

CASTING DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
We don't want to have to call you back in tomorrow for one simple cold read- and vise versa- so - HUGE ASK, Shane, and it is huge - the audition after yours, it's our last, ergo- in a sort of a two birds, one stone situation...
would you mind?

SHANE (confused)
Would I mind...?

Another script finds itself in the Casting Director's outstretched hand.

CASTING DIRECTOR
One pass over- and then- y'know-roles reversed-

SHANE
Sorry- who-? If-

CASTING DIRECTOR
Ilya Rozanov.

The Casting Assistant slinks around the lines of the room and exits into the hallway.

SHANE
Would I mind reading with Ilya Rozanov?

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

7 • 🧊

A blue script— Real Life Annotated.

COLD READ - AMENDED - BLUE

FADE IN:

INT. RESORT OFFICE CENTER - MIDDAY

SHANE HOLLANDER sits outside a Conference Room turned Make-Shift Audition Space, crammed onto a fold-out metal chair.

His leg bounces, the seat complains, and the row of chairs beside him remains empty.

Somewhere, a clock ticks.

CLOSED AUDITIONS - Shane stares down the signtapedtothe Conference Room door like it holds some immutablepowerto grant his heart's greatest desire. He staresitdownlikehe secretly believes it just might.

A CASTING ASSISTANT exits the Conference Room. Shane blinks.

CASTING ASSISTANT
Shane? Hollander?

SHANE
Yes.

CASTING ASSISTANT
we're ready for you.

CONFERENCE ROOM
Shane enters, and Shane counts: Four walls, two softbox lights, three tables pushed together- or one long table, maybe. A tripod, a camera, at minimum three PAs. Not so dissimilar to every other audition room he has stood in before now.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

6 • 🧊

hollabackboy tweet:

shecret (shane secret) @hollabackboy

http://twitpic.com/ar12sh
01 Nov 10

Shane has posted a picture of James Acaster on a Talk Show, quoted saying: Can't do it. Too scared.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

5 • 🧊

Instagram, circa 2010.

shanehol posted:

Location: Whistler Blackcomb
39s ago

Shane posted a production photo— hands fix and brown-black fur hood around his shoulders, over a knotted grey sweater. His dark hair is styled, with his bangs swooping over his forehead. He is looking down softly with his eyes, but not his head. His cheeks and lips are flushed red with the cold, or with production makeup (blush). The background is dark and indiscernible.

1102 likes

shanehol, caption: screen testing... is this thing on?

Tweet:

PFP, a duck with the words: Bitch what
silly goose hour
@duckyourmum

girl... the nda http://twitpic.com/wb14sh

Posted:
Screenshots of Shane’s Instagram post, particularly the location Whistler Blackcomb) and his caption (screen testing...)

Tweet:
PFP, a black cat standing with its front paws on a low concrete ledge, so it looks like a person.

day 32 of asking shane
01 Nov 10
Replying to @duckyourmum

the furs, the gold medal sweater, the pink cheeks... close enough, welcome back alexander zaitsev

Home
Connect
Discover
Me

Tweet:

PFP, a duck with the words: Bitch what
silly goose hour
@duckyourmum

GIRL... the NDA http://twitpic.com/sh45sh

Posted:
Screenshot of The Hollywood Reporter,
30 Oct 10, Scott Hunter Drops Cold As Ice Cast Clue - team searching for 'fresh, new Canadian talent'
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/
film/film-news/cold-as-ice-scott-hunter-interview/

Tweet:
PFP, a black cat standing with its front paws on a low concrete ledge, so it looks like a person.

day 32 of asking shane
01 Nov 10
Replying to @duckyourmum

They have posted a screenshot from the movie The Princess Bride, quoting Inigo Montoya: YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.

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🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

You know what im about 🙂‍↕️

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

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Twitter Home Feed, from the Twitter Phone App, circa 2010/2011

Tweet:
VARIETY
@variety
30 Oct 10

Popular Alexander Fan-Cast Ilya
Rozanov spotted on location for 'Cold As Ice' ahead of film's tight 6 month shooting schedule https://variety.com/
2010/film/news/ilya-cold-as-ice/

Tweet:
The Hollywood Reporter
30 Oct 10

Scott Hunter Drops Cold As Ice Cast Clue - team searching for 'fresh, new Canadian talent'
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/
film/film-news/cold-as-ice-scott-hunter-interview/

Tweet:
IMDb
@imdb
29 Oct 10

Casting Lily Lockwood For Cold As Ice:
10 Actors Perfect For The Role https://imdb.com/news/cold-as-ice-10-
list/

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Unlikely Animal Friends
29 Oct 10
Dog and Deer http://twitpic.com/fg56fg

A sliver of a photo of a dog and a baby deer can be seen before cut off.

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Screen Rant
@screenrant
31 Oct 10

Cold as Ice: Every Actor & Actress
Currently Rumored To Be Cast In Highly Anticipated Film
https://screenrant.com/cold-as-ice-cast-every-actor-actress-rumored-list/

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E! News & @enews
31 Oct 10
We Grilled Scott Hunter About Joining
'Cold As Ice' Adaptation as Lockwood's
Hard-Line Skating Coach-
https://enews.com/coldasicecasting/

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as previously stated i love cats
31 Oct 10
cai already beginning production??? ilya confirmed to have landed in vancouver???? http://twitpic.com/jt24s
Followed by a posted image of Michael Scott from the Office, yelling:
Oh my god, okay it's happening, everybody stay calm.

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ET
Entertainment Tonight
31 Oct 10

Canada First— Canadian Up-And-Comer Shane Hollander Front-Runner for Leading Role in Vancouver Film
'Cold as Ice', Says Inside Source:
https://www.etonline.com/news/shane-
hollander-cold-as-ice/

Tweet:
updog @dogwithahat
31 Oct 10

i do NAWT picture shane hollander as alexander but i know they're about to cast the canadian in the canada skating movie set in canada during the canada olympics

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tara but evil
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golden boy shane, golden boy alexander, i see the vision
31 Oct 10

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31 Oct 10

Can't wait to preview 'Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark' on Broadway later this month!

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🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

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mama e papa ›
Group iMessage Text Between Hayden, Jackie, and Shane

Hayden’s contact photo is a soft close up of his smiling face, the brown hair over his forehead slightly ruffled.

Jackie’s contact photo is a picture of her in a sundress, standing in an orchard, looking slightly over her shoulder towards the camera.

A cut off photo can be seen at the top of the messages. A white plate with grated carrot, cucumbers and black sesame seeds was sent by Shane. The message is marked as read.

Hayd:
Resort food is wasted on you man

Message Line Break

Today

Hayd:
Good luck today!
Break a leg!

Jackie:
We're rooting for you
Don't actually break a leg

Shane:
Thanks guys

Marked as read.

The iMessage typing bar is empty below.

JJ >

An iMessage thread between JJ and Shane.
JJ’s contact photo is a selfie of himself, from below, capturing mostly his chin, and the blue sky.

A slightly cut off photo of a red Tim Horton’s cup is shown at the top of the messages. It rests on something out of frame, but is backgrounded by a snowy winter field.

The photo was sent by Shane, and marked as Read

JJ:
Ah, I see you hate coffee and also your taste buds

Shane:
Relax, it's tea

JJ:
That is worse

Marked as read.

The iMessage typing bar is empty below, just suggested words have popped up:
I
The
I’m

Mum (cont.)

Well, we're nearby if you need us:)
Which I'm sure you won't.
They wouldn't have you travel out here if they weren't serious about you

The iMessage typing bar is empty below

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

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Tweet:

shecret (shane secret)
@hollabackboy
Private Account

http://twitpic.com/jt24sh
7:46 AM • 01 Nov 10

A screenshot from video game GTA when the MC is walking down a low poly side street / alley way, saying (with sub titles):
Ah shit, here we go again.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

1 • november 🧊 [ALT] Music: sptfy.in/vdxq

Title card.

November 2010, in bold caps white-yellow letters, to the left— over a snowy parking lot. The early morning sun can be seen cresting over a snow tipped mountains in the middle distance. Tall pine trees line the lot, where a dozen or so cars are parked.

In the original video, the first 15 seconds of the track Rivalry from the Heated Rivalry soundtrack plays.

https://open.spotify.com/track/06bb202h8xCZ904uMx8Z28?si=P9hB6p1nSR2NLpiotp2SZg

Title card.

Whistler, British Columbia, in bold caps white-yellow letters, to the left— over a snowy parking lot. The early morning sun can be seen cresting over a snow tipped mountains in the middle distance. Tall pine trees line the lot, where a dozen or so cars are parked.

In the original video, the first 15 seconds of the track Rivalry from the Heated Rivalry soundtrack plays.

https://open.spotify.com/track/06bb202h8xCZ904uMx8Z28?si=P9hB6p1nSR2NLpiotp2SZg

Title card.

Shane, in bold caps white-yellow letters, to the left— over a snowy parking lot. The early morning sun can be seen cresting over a snow tipped mountains in the middle distance. Tall pine trees line the lot, where a dozen or so cars are parked.

In the original video, the first 15 seconds of the track Rivalry from the Heated Rivalry soundtrack plays.

https://open.spotify.com/track/06bb202h8xCZ904uMx8Z28?si=P9hB6p1nSR2NLpiotp2SZg

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

1 • november 🧊

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

profiles • hayden 🧊

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

profiles • kip 🧊

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

🫢☺️☺️

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

STABBY!!!

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

media.tenor.com

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is asking the man to please

ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is asking the man to please

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

profiles • scott 🧊

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

profiles • svetlana 🧊

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

profiles • rose 🧊

IMDb, circa 2010

Rose Landry
Actress

In her IMDB portrait, Rose is wearing a grey short sleeve sweater and pearl necklace.

Official Photos »

Rose Landry was born and raised in Lansing, Michigan. The youngest sister to three older brothers, Landry spent many of her childhood summers at her family's lake side cottage, or attending acting camps. At the age of 8, she was cast in her first feature film, Stolen, alongside Bill Paxton, who post-filming strongly urged her family to relocate Landry to New York to allow the starlet to pursue acting. By 2003, her career
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Born:
July 24, 1989 in Lansing, Michigan, USA

909 photos
167 videos
843 Articles

Known For

Dusty (2010)
A mauve desert, a blue sky, a black and white cut out of a sand dune.
Pillows (2010)
A blue poster, with a single cloud and a circle halo.
Under Dark (2009)
A spooky red forest, flipped down the middle, to below a blue toned spookier forest.
X-Squad (2009)
Rose as Mystic (Mystique) from X-Squad (X-Men)

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

i came up with something so diabolical last night and it’ll all be in Russian so I can’t be held responsible at all 👼

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

profiles • ilya 🧊 [russian assistance by @ellmercury.bsky.social ]

IMDb, circa 2010.

Ilya Rozanov
Actor, Model

Ilya’s IMDB picture is a professional model shot, his hair slicked back as he stares down the camera, bicep to the front.

Ilya, born Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov in 1991 to Grigori Rozanov and Irina Rozanova, is a Russian model and actor. At the age of 14, while still attending study, Rozanov began a budding career as a fashion model in Moscow, while also securing several international gigs after being scouted by a top agency in Los Angeles, CA. In 2007, he made his film debut at the age of 16, becoming popular in Russia due to his role in
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Born:
June 15, 1991 in Moscow, Russia

81 photos
141 videos
221 Articles

Known For

Threading the Needle (2010)
Black and white poster, Ilya’s half face in a box above the title.
Chirp (2010)
A hand holding a smart phone within the text CHIRP, over a green background.
Tender (2009)
Ilya as a vampire over black.
Blue Line (2008)
Ilya with his hand behind his head.

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I had to do it to ‘em 😌

🌱lottie dottie bo-bottie 🌱📟 🏴‍☠️🏒 @faeeebaeee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

profiles • shane 🧊

IMDb Circa 2010

Shane Hollander
Actor

In Shane’s IMDB image, he is wearing an open leather jacket, chest exposed, and jeans. His hand is on his hip, and he smoulders off camera.

Shane Hollander is a Canadian Actor. He was raised by Yuna and David Hollander, and began acting as a child as a member of the Ottawa Children's Theatre. After spending his early and teen years in Ottawa, Hollander moved to Montreal, Quebec, to follow a promising career in performance, studying a Bachelor of Arts (Drama and Theatre) at McGill University. He made his movie debut at age 17 in the French-Canadian film

Born: May 10, 1991 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

24 photos, 42 videos, 12 Articles

Known For
Biscuit (2010)
Two hockey sticks facing off on the ice, with an actual biscuit as the puck.
Beauty (2010)
A wistful Shane, above two hands holding on a table.
Apple (2009)
A photo of campers in the forest overlaid a green yellow background.
Sin Bin (2009)
A black and white cell shaded face of a woman.