Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Anglican here. In the UK we have a program where once a week we go and learn about the Bible together. It's organized by people who studied it for their masters! Do you guys have that? I bet it would really help. 010
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Parked my Tesla Cybertruck outside the data center sorry folks 030
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 21/04/2025ERP and E-Sex should be done in Overwatch or not at all 030
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Logged on to this world wide website for the first time in a few days and half my notifications are two dipshit gay furries erp-ing in my replies. ( ゚ー゚) 111
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Despite his firm and frequently reiterated "pro life" stance, the Pope is dead. 031
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Some people think straight men are the most misogynistic but it's actually gay men because they have literally no stake in the matter, like how can you be kissing a twink and also hating women? 010
Reposted by Cricket!frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 10/04/2025Got to tell my older lesbian aunt who grew up in a very conservative family about Gay Superman today. The panel of Jon being accepted by his dad meant a lot to her. I love how comics superheroes have a folklore like status. It *means* something to her, despite her having never read a comic. 111
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Now that I've tried it myself, I understand why AI is the future. 141
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 06/04/2025U.K. conservatives are complaining about Labour's strategy of negotiating with Trump backfiring. Labour MP on the BBC says that "even the penguins got 10%. It wasn't going to go lower. We did pretty well." 020
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Job opportunity: I spent years working in high stress environments and shit so i got used to that thing where I fucking cuss at least once every fucking sentence as a filler word clicker train this shit out of me god damn 010
Reposted by Cricket!molly nixon @prettygirlsfornixon.com · 06/04/2025they should make sex scarier, they should let me fuck a ghost 131
Reposted by Cricket!frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 04/04/2025If I ever get this done it will feature an extended @faecricket.bsky.social game show host impression 031
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Chat my girlfriend asked me if I would still love her if she was a worm and I said "vore" aitah? 221
Reposted by Cricket!frog / jetzt ist zeit @bibbit.world · 02/04/2025For anyone curious, Democratic committee members shouted at republicans for three hours and then killed the bill long before it could reach the floor. This shit is why I'll always stand up for Cali. We're pretty cool. Our bill protecting trans student athletes was passed in *2013*. 021
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 30/03/2025 whispered wishes drowned in honeyed sleep— your prince, her lady, they dare partake their borrowed pulse, your sated ache, your flush a sooth, your dreamt promise to keep. 120
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Having said everything i said I wish "liberals" would actually have empathy for people instead of using them as political chips. Nancy Pelosi style identity politics make me want to scream. Just treat other people as if they are different versions of you. That's all it takes. 110
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I keep seeing leftists quibble about Bernie and AOC's specific positions. There are TWO elected politicians with enough cultural cache to shift the politics of this country in a direction where we could even DISCUSS your disagreements. There's no space for infighting here. It's all in, or we burn. 110
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Being bipolar means that I spend all day second and third, guessing all of my actions to make sure that they're what I actually want. But honestly, I have no conception of what my balanced self is or would be. At my best, i'm an approximation of what I wish I was. 120
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 23/03/2025love that sometimes i'm like "i need this image to be 10% smaller" and someone has made a tool to do that already that's collectivism baby that's the untapped power of human connection that's anarchism end the government, stop mechanizing systemizing and economizing human relationships 000
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I lied, I do not use AI image generation because I like trees and also paying artists. 100
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 23/03/2025informed that chatgpt will not generate gay elves so i tried - doesn't work. even when explicitly instructed to make two femboys kissing sloppy style, their conjoined, needy desperate mouths wet with desire that kiss only partly sating their desire to be close as possible to consume the other to bec 100
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 21/03/2025The AOC tour seems like presidential testing but I dare not hope 020
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Two cybertrucks almost killed me while biking on separate incidents over a two month span. 010
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Known issues (high priority) - sides fall off - bottom rips out when used as truck - rusts in the rain - closing any door could chop off your finger - doesn't stop driving when you press the break - goes backwards when you try to go forwards - explodes - can't be opened - trouble driving up hills 010
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 20/03/2025had to explain to my politically engaged aunt that the first step to understand modern politics is understanding what AO3 is It's essential to understanding - rationalism and the "Dark Enlightenment" (how the tech CEOs all went schitzo) - Harry Potter blue wave liberals - 4chan "Groypers" (nazis) 110
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 17/03/2025 it goes both ways I just as a selfie so pretty that I turned off my computer rough out here for gays 010
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Instead I got super lost in blender, forgot to eat, and remade my entire boy complete with new sulky expressions 210
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Saw a post on bluesky from a really pretty nb so now I'm awake and might start streaming soon 110
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 16/03/2025You might think it should get 50+ electoral votes because of its size, but Canada is surprisingly underpopulated, which will hurt its representation in the House of Representatives. 000
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 14/03/2025𝙾𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚢𝚎𝚛, 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚛. 030
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I'm so sick and tired of hearing about eggs. Why are people buying so many eggs? I don't care? If eggs cost so much, get hens? 020
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 13/03/2025new tech dropped to hard counter to weird republicans in your games 041
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 12/03/2025They don't tell you this but his real name is Harold Stiles 010
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Fantastic economic outlook for @shogun-hikari.bsky.social and probably no one else. 210
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I cannot be held responsible for anything posted this week. Psychiatric episodes make me really funny. 110
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Fucked up that comedy is legal on twitter but @jay.bsky.team has not made a statement either way. Hope to see this rectified soon. 100
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Just learned you cannot take the lord's name in vain on Truth Social. Or actually swear at all. No wonder The President prefers posting there. 100
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The only knot I want is our fingers intertwined - lightly, a confident resting position, each secure in the knowledge of the other. 110
Cricket! @faecricket.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Feeling Psychiatric which is much better than being out of your mind and not noticing. Take your medication folks, it's good for you 110