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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"The House of Ideas" Struggles To Imagine Women In Comics Writing Spider-Man; Manages To Tap Pro Wrestler Triple H For Landmark Issue

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Comics Creator Titles New Book “I’m A Piece of Shit”, Promises Not To Disappoint You In 20 Years With His Behavior

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Comics Publisher To Form MANBASE; New Home For Work From Problematic Male Creators The imprint will be run by industry enablers Derek Stevenson and Stan Idio, and will feature books from multiple sex pests, several who "don't care who buys their books", and a war criminal.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Editor Who Ghosted You Is Now Freelance, Would Like To Be Kept In Mind For Your Next Indie Project

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Comics Publisher Announces New Lineup Of Diverse Creators

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

BREAKING: Marvel Revives Mangaverse; Akira Yashida Left Out of Creator Lineup

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

FINANCE DESK: Creator Who Is Both Black *&* Queer Makes Absolute Killing With Two Eight Page Anthology Stories Per Year At Major Publisher

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"There’s Your Next Comic Idea Right There!"; Cartoonist Makes Millions After Taking Uncle’s Advice To Turn Mundane Story She Just Told Into 200 Page Graphic Novel

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Reader of Pirated Comics Would Buy Them If Books Ran Longer, Didn’t Get Canceled So Quickly

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

MARVEL: The House of Ideas Breaks Tradition With Launch of All Male, Mostly White Creative Teams

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Guy At Your Comic Con Table Very Intrigued By Your Fledgling Indie Comic But "Doesn’t Read Singles"; Will Wait Until Trade Comes Out, Thanks

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Comic Artist Overjoyed To Learn Their Work Reminds You Of Past Creator They’ve Never Heard Of

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

NEW! Yet Another Post-Apocalyptic Indie Comic Debuts With Overly Long Title; Why This One Is Different From The Last

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

EXCLUSIVE: Image To Release Comic Written By Woman Only If Curmudgeonly Publisher Emerges From Den, Sees Own Shadow

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

BREAKING: DC Comics To Move Offices To From Los Angeles Scott Snyder's House "It'll just be easier this way" said a source close to the story.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Comic Artist Who Saw Big 90s Success Enjoys Never Having To Prove Himself Again To Publishers "They don't care if I improve my skill set or turn in good work as long as they can use my name" said one artist. "It's pretty cool", he continued.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

"But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci"; Comics Executive/Artist Struggles With Self-Appointed Working Conditions

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

BREAKING: Comics Publisher Reveals Bold New Strategy To Sell More Things To Fewer People

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

DC Announces New Series "BATMAN x INFINITY +1 NO TAKE-BACKS" After finding surprise success in re-imagining their most popular character, the publisher is doubling down on their ABSOLUTE efforts by launching an *even bigger*, badder version of the Dark Knight. Scott Snyder to pen this, as well.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

In Effort To Save Money, Publisher Fires Person Tasked With Selling The Product "One in the hand is worth two in the comic shop", a spokesperson said when asked for comment on the very sensical decision. "We'd rather hold on to the money we have than try to make more of it by selling more comics"

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Superhero Comics Publisher Attempts To Attract New Reader Demographics With Alienating Cover Image "We have our finger on the pulse" the publisher explained.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

BREAKING: Disney Fires Mickey Mouse, Captain America In Latest Round of Layoffs "No Concept Artist, Digital Animator, or Beloved Character is more integral than our CEO bonuses or shareholder payouts" the action impied.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Comics Publisher Announces New Marketing Hire, Lays Extensive Plans To Ignore Their Ideas "We are very excited to announce this new team member" the CEO said. "We look forward to disregarding their ideas pretty early on in favor of going back to how we've always done things" he continued.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Fan-Favorite Character To Be Replaced By Less-Likable Relative In Flagship Title For Foreseeable Future The move is timed just as the now-sidelined hero makes their big screen debut, mystifying potential new readers and monthly subscribers alike. "We think this is a great idea" said the publisher.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Person At Comics Publisher With No Art Background Put In Charge of Hiring Artists The new hire with a BA in Creative Writing & no eye for visual design or human anatomy will join editorial, hiring illustrators. "This move makes the most sense for the visual medium of comics" a spokesperson said.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Comics Publisher Hopes To Find New Audience By Hiring Semi-Famous Media Personality To Pen World-Famous Character “We’re hoping he can bring his much smaller profile to our much larger IP”. They continued: “He's never written a comic, so we’re excited for the artist to have to fix everything”

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

EXCLUSIVE: Comics Publisher Pivots To Hop On Bandwagon Just As Wheels Are Falling Off “We continue to push ourselves to be at the forefront of recognizing pop culture trends just as they fade out” they said in a press release.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Set Up For Success: Creator Of Color Given Chance To Prove Self With Obscure Comic Character Nobody Cares About The new series will debut the same day as a relaunch of the publisher's most popular character as written by a white guy you've never heard of, per source.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

BREAKING: DC Confirms Long-Suspected Qualifier For Writing Superman; Must Be White, *Male, Bald. (Art by Tony Moore) *Morrison now identifies as NB

A cartoon drawing of Superman with a group of all white male (and one who identifies as NB, but was publicly cis-male-identifying at the time of writing the character), and bald writers who have worked on him.

Superman's dialogue: "Sometimes I wonder if Lex Luthor is really my chief antagonist, or it's the mostly bald writers who chart my adventures".

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

New Women In Comics Anthology To Be Penned By Sons, Brothers, Husbands, Fathers of Women, Says Major Publisher

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

EXCLUSIVE: Comics Publisher Promotes Woman To Unfulfilling Role Furthest Away From Protected Office Creep PR: Her new role will be comprised of tasks she is overqualified for & uninterested in, but will play a vital part in maintaining status quo for that creep dude; enabling bosses.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Comics Publisher Proudly Announces Disappointing Cover By One of Your Favorite Artists “We’re really excited to pretend this is a good drawing” said a representative. "We actually don't really know the difference anymore" they continued. The cover will be a 1:50 chase variant.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Major Comics Publisher Holds Summit To Plan Next Quarter Of Pissing Everybody Off

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Comics Publisher Re-Allocates Marketing Budget Toward Buying Larger Table For Leaving Money On Sources say the table with money on it will be stored in a room next to the hopes and dreams of POC/marginalized creators; women harassed out of industry

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

New Comics-Themed Restaurant Will Have Patrons Order Meals 3 Months In Advance of Dining; Food Still To Arrive A Week Late

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

BREAKING: Superhero Publisher Announces ALL DIFFERENT/ALL NEW Line of Books From Exact Same Creators As Before “We’re excited to do the exact same thing we just did, with the exact same people, but this time it's different" the EIC said. "We're not really expecting better results" he continued.

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

San Diego: FIRST INAUGURAL "COMICS CREEP" AWARDS TO TAKE PLACE AT THIS YEAR'S BAR-CON The award is to be presented by an industry buddy who "just kinda stood there and watched it happen", and is said to come with a contract from publisher of choice for winner to make his next work. #comicsnews

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Major Comics Publisher Will Transition To Covers-Only Print Model In Effort To Attract Non-Readers, More Speculators

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

THE KIRBY AWARDS: New Industry Prize Named After Roz Kirby & Jack Kirby; Creator Of Stan Lee

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Comics Publisher To Release Diversity Representation Anthology Authored By Writers With Different Spellings of The Name Jeff/Geoff/Jeph

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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Comics Legend Frank Miller Debuts TMNT-Inspired Cover

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