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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope you're doing well, Erin

A black cat with a white patch on her chest sits majestically on top of an outdoor table, soaking up rays and clawing the table for scritches

Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I basically worked for the sit down cabinet version of the Star Wars vector graphics trench run game. One of the most expensive games in the arcade at the time, and its hooks deep in me, R2 chatting away at me from the speakers behind my head. Done for at 12 www.arcade-museum.com/Videogame/st...

A video game arcade machine that you sit in, with the controls naturally in front of you and speakers behind you, to simulate sitting in an X wing from the movie. For a while it was my life dream to have one in my home. Where did I go wrong, eh?

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sad really isn't it, when it all comes to an end. Think this is the last of our crop, and it's been joyous

About 3kg of fresh tomatoes, various varieties from light to black, small to large

Get in my damn belly

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I loved this one from my travels a couple years back

Wooden door to a conference room ominously named REVENGE ROOM

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This will always be my favourite Simpsons throwaway

Still from a Simpsons episode, showing a small store with a sign saying "Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Something something yo mama

Old image of some guy with a sign complaining that the donut hole had got smaller over the years. And this is the kind of reason we end up not having nice things

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

If you see this, repost with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK. [See Alt text for interpretation.]

Mayhem in the street caused by the Atherstone Ball Game of the UK. This old tradition is basically a violent free for all with some rules of some kind, maybe, but if there are rules then they include getting repeatedly smashed in the face until you look like you called a van full of filth cunts. There is a ball, somewhere, fuck knows where, hardly the point when there's faces to be kicked in. One poor valiant fighter had launched himself over the crowd, for punch or for ball, and is now upside down heading for the concrete

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Is it holding an empty bottle up against your ear, Geoff?"

AI slop ad showing a middle aged male holding an empty bottle to his ear, caption reads Severe tinnitus has been linked to a common habit. Clickbait horseshit

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You've been murdered; who do you want on the case?

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Sweet American tears, get'em while they're hot, they're lovely... Maybe you could ask Gianni to change the result?

USMNT fans dejected by their inability to cheat their way to success, realising they're living in a country which is now one of the world's rogue Shitholes

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Come to Norway, it's bracing

Vintage poster showing a frollicking trawlerman skipping down the beach at Skegness, with the caption "Skegness is SO bracing", which is another way of saying THE HOWLING WIND WILL FLAY THE FLESH FROM YOUR VERY BONES but less compelling as a touristic catchphrase

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Come on Belgium Smash the cheating cunts and their shitty, shitty "chocolate"

Colin Farrell in the movie In Bruges saying "What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse. And they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Pull the fucking ladder up

Image detailing how JD Vance depended on SNAP welfare when he was a child, but is actively stripping it from contemporary kids just like him

What a couch fucking cunt

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Always a shame when previously voluble gobshites get confronted with a fact or two Sudden silence

Skeet exchange, tiring to transcribe; will try the bot in next skeet, or add manually after

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The way mounted police are viewed in the UK is a journey: young kids or the terminally inexperienced stare with amazement, others at football or leftist protests see rushes and worse and quickly realise what others describe as Overseer behaviour Pic iconic, miners strike, Battle of Orgreave

The famous image of mounted police brutality at the battle of Orgreave, with a club swung into the skull of a peaceful innocent man

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Who could possibly have known that the Trump WH had issues with operational security

The Mar a Lago situation room, or in a better parlance, a bunch of the most slack cunts in history flop around behind gauzy black curtains and zero sound insulation, to discuss whichever war crime they're up to today for the delectation of the usual MAGA lunatics and plastic surgery disasters

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

At the risk of setting off James's blood pressure again, I thought he might like to see this image from the riots

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

🎶Wit' your doo-doo crew, son Fuck are you into, huh?🎶

Julie Andrews in the Austrian hills, singing do re mi if I'm not mistaken

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

My "I'm an absolute cunt" t shirt is answering all your questions about my 30% year on year rent increases across my properties, says feculent white man

i paper story
"James Buckley,27, owns six properties across Bath and Leeds. He said the increase in advertised rents "isn't greed, it's mathematics."
Quote from the human turd involved says "I'm a landlord with six homes - I'm hiking prices 30% due to new renter rights"

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Works for my Argentinian friends

Ossie Ardiles singing "Tottingham", most likely on Top Of The Pops or some other contemporary hellhole

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

@thespectator1828.bsky.social How about you all go fuck yourselves Racists trying to pretend racists weren't racist can get in the fucking bin

Image from the rapist fancier's journal of choice, The Spectator (usually from a cuckchair) where they attempt to persuade the world that famous racist Enich Powell was not a racist ackcherloy, a statement of such wild lunatic incomprehension which anyone reading the whole text of the speech is welcome to agree with, at the risk of revealing their own racism

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Wes Streeting launches his leadership bid (Apologies for image theft from chantzy.bsky.social)

A poem written by the talented 6 year old child of chantzy.bsky.social, crowbarred into an attempt to make Wes Streeting look even more stupid than Wes is capable of on his own

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

These two are everything that's wrong with Labour and UK political journalism Total pair of wastemen. Akehurst in particular should go take a little jog until his failing heart explodes

Xitter exchange between the rolling pustule Luke Akehurst and dogshit journalist Tim "Shitman" Shipman, both averring that Morgan McSweeney was right to destroy the Labour Party in favour of a pointless pitch for dumb racist voters who wouldn't vote Labour if their children's lives depended on it, no matter how many immigrants you push into the woodchipper

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Bluesky is brought to you by AI vibe coded bullshit

My view of the popular app "Bluesky" is entirely blank, as the hamster has fallen off the wheel behind the curtain, most likely due to avocado toast eating code jockeys being lazy cunts that outsourced their thinking to Clippy, the coding assistant

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

The most incredible anatomy

Stylised diagram of a bumblebee titled Anatomy Of A Bumblebee. The rear of the insect is labelled BUM and the rest of the insect is labelled BLEBEE and look don't blame me, it's not my joke and I deny any legal liability

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Good luck tonight Marcelo, I very much hope your lads give everyone a shock Muchos años de buena salud señor - gracias por todo

Image of Marcelo Bielsa giving a smile and thumbs up gesture, I believe from the time he accepted the managerial role for Uruguay

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

@00777675.bsky.social Mr Numbersinusername is a frothing racist. Report and block

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Face Dog @facedog.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Oh, the monsters are not only leading. There are many many others, following, cheering, validating, encouraging. Participating. Enjoying. You guys are going to need an extensive deNazification programme at this rate. A Truth&Reconciliation committee. To sort the monsters from the men