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@fabuloussavings.bsky.social
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i want to start by apologizing linktr.ee/artshouldbeillegal

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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i just think it's so beautiful and inspiring how on this, the anniversary of the boat getting stuck, many other boats are celebrating by also being stuck
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"so have you seen any interesting movies lately?" "yeah, radu jude's dracula" *leaves chat*
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
all animals are babies
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
time zones are fake people from all over the world are sitting in a room together laughing at u right now
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
asking all the men i know if they can explain why dudes like posting pictures of fish they caught so much
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
if there's one dude that's very clearly really gotten into the ooze i think it's probably john fetterman. many men have been gooped by some means or another but he's the guy that saw some sludge and went "hell yeah time to take a dip"
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
thumb my pod linktr.ee/artshouldbei...
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Art Should Be Illegal - Listen on YouTube, Spotify - Linktree
View artshouldbeillegal’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
waking up
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
try as i may, i absolutely cannot comprehend people using chatgpt so much it melts their brains. i simply do not have the capacity to process this information.
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
this is literally what the term "pie in the sky" was coined to describe lol
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
when i'm feeling blue i just think of all the great products that exist and that turns my frown upside down (smile)
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
murderous clowns are out, now is the time of sexy babe clowns with mondo honkers
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
this week we prove that we know how to read artshouldbeillegal.buzzsprout.com
artshouldbeillegal.buzzsprout.com
Art Should Be Illegal
A comedy podcast in which the People’s Board of Censors review and discuss art brought before them, if it can be safely released to the public with censorship applied, and whether it holds any value t...
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
it's so cool for the government that they seized all those drugs! just one question: why are all these images obviously ai generated? www.justice.gov/opa/pr/large...
justice.gov
Largest Fentanyl Bust in DEA History: Authorities Seize Over 400 Kilograms of Fentanyl in Record-Shattering Operation
Federal authorities have arrested 16 individuals and seized record-breaking quantities of fentanyl, cash, firearms, and vehicles across multiple states, dismantling one of the largest and most dangero...
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
i spent two hours of my life this week watching a woman beat the shit out of german dudes while a screenwriter struggles to remember if the stasi existed or not
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
"cracker" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey racist tbh
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
business isn't about making money so when they talk about running the government like a business they're talking about burning a shitload of money fucking around with your buds and a trillion dollars later you might get a worse version of second life or citizens sent to a foreign concentration camp
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
i'm doing the thing trans people are required to do by trans law and starting a comedy podcast about movies and you can listen to it on-line using the internet web sites please click i beg it has a joke i promise
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
thinking about actually filing my taxes tomorrow instead just for the thrill of breaking the law
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
this country started falling apart the day they stopped making movies about how like all the muskrats or weasels or whatever were super pissed off at humans for creating cfcs and hell bent on ruining everyone's good time outdoors
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
BREAKING: Trump leaves mysterious tariff carveout for "hot vids of chicks pissing on each other".
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
the exact opposite of the thing they're trying to have happen lol. business plot 2 incoming
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
that dei was load bearing!
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
when are politicians going to get serious and raise the income tax on bank robberies
a rambling, incoherent mess of a truth social post by donald trump that reads "Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, Susan Collins of Maine, Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, and Rand Paul, also of Kentucky, will hopefully get on the Republican bandwagon, for a change, and fight the Democrats wild and flagrant push to not penalize Canada for the sale, into our Country, of large amounts of Fentanyl, by Tariffing the value of this horrible and deadly drug in order to make it more costly to distribute and buy. They are playing with the lives of the American people, and right into the hands of the Radical Left Democrats and Drug Cartels. The Senate Bill is just a ploy of the Dems to show and expose the weakness of certain Republicans, namely these four, in that it is not going anywhere because the House will never approve it and I, as your President, will never sign it. Why are they allowing Fentanyl to pour into our Country unchecked, and without penalty. What is wrong with them, other than suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly known as TDS? Who can want this to happen to our beautiful families, and why? To the people of the Great States of Kentucky, Alaska, and Maine, please contact these Senators and get them to FINALLY adhere to Republican Values and Ideals. They have been extremely difficult to deal with and, unbelievably disloyal to hardworking Majority Leader John Thune, and the Republican Party itself. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i haven't looked at this website today but here i am being visible and now i'm going to bed everyone have a good sleep
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
ok listen i hate elon too and those morons are going to fuck everything up but let's not pretend social security's website has ever worked reliably lol
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
democrats continue to struggle to find even one thing they disagree with republicans on
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
they might not succeed in truly destroying social security but they don't have to if they just cut it to pieces and sell those pieces off to private corporations as a massive handout to the most evil people on earth. nasa would be the blueprint there
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
they should've added me to that chat i would've really given them what for
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
people keep saying google sucks now but it actually seems really good
it's a google search for "how much do huge fakes ones cost" and it has correctly interpreted the question as being about tits but also the numbers are all over the place so who can really say if it's good or bad still pretty impressive though that the computer knows about huge fake ones
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
ah shit i've got the dysphoria
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
you may not like it but the power of youth blood transfusions is incredible. peter thiel is only 57 but he looks like he's 75 and dyes his hair to look 50 and also his skin is trying to escape
peter thiel, rotting from the inside out
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
is this good is it good if the economy does this kind of thing
screencap of the ny fed's empire state manufacturing survey showing february to march month over month changes of -25.7 for general business conditions, -26.3 for new orders, and -22.7 for shipments
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
it's so important to remember that while these people are very rich and very evil they're also just so much dumber than you could ever possibly imagine. every single one of them. it's a wonder they don't suffocate to death by forgetting to breathe
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 16/03/2025
ITS NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY CAPITAL DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING OUTSMARTED BY DONALD FUCKING TRUMP WAKE UP
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
the best people are the ones saying they should replace schumer and make mark kelly the senate minority leader. you were given infinite possibilities within the boundless scope of the human imagination and this is what you've chosen
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
now to just sit back and wait for all the senators that oppose capitulation to do the crucial and urgent thing and remove schumer as minority leader, which they will obviously move to do in the next week or so, given that they mean what they say and do not want to see trump's policies enacted
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
democrats aren't looking at all the calls they get from angry constituents and going "wow, this is unpopular! i should vote against it", they're going "wow, this is unpopular! who's in the best position to make a vote without putting their seat at risk?"
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
thing is, they're going to find the votes to advance trump's agenda every single time because they do not oppose any part of trump's agenda and, in fact, they are very fond of it
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
omg libs posting about how they've lost faith in american exceptionalism are so precious i love them all
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
it's important to remember that most farmers aren't growing food and are only able to make a living by leeching off the government and the way they repay society for allowing them to exist is by voting for trump by about 90%, annihilating the environment, and giving everybody cancer
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
the great thing about people dumb enough to ask chatgpt about history or political economy or whatever is that they're also dumb enough that they'll just tell you that that's where they get their information
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
the senate is such a cool invention it's just a rotating cast of villains with no purpose beyond extinguishing any chance of anything good ever happening for anyone and its mere existence kneecaps any significant movement for change
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
an underrated part of the predicament the democrats have made for themselves is that their brand is toxic so nobody wants to work with them but county parties need people that aren't 100 years old that can do things and find competent candidates for office.
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
trying to imagine the shape and texture of the brain of a person that's in their 70s and dying of cancer and who uses the remaining time they have campaigning for office so they can die in that office two months after being sworn in
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
dems are super hornt for republicans to cut every part of the government to nothing because no election outcome in the future will lead to a single dollar of that money being put back
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the wild thing about brains is that some of them are incredibly, like truly powerfully stupid
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elissa @fabuloussavings.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the republican party cannot survive without the rich alcoholic vote. the only thing that could be worse for them is teaching prescription drug abuse. imagine being trump and losing your entire cabinet and also the supreme court
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