Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026according to the chart they're old enough to throw hands 190
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026and before any of you "cancel" me it wasnt even a small kid, they were like 10 1260
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026some kid just tried to pick me up and I pecked it in the eye LMAO 4572
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026god I fucking miss her. fuck. god dammit. fuck. 3513
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast faaast 4471
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lowkey it’s actually good that she left me because I never really loved her bitch ass anyway 3565
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every day I wish I could be normal but I’m just a stupid fucking penguin. Shakes my flippers 27720
Reposted by Faaast Penguin! ☑Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Danganronpa 2x2 - New Character - Voice Actor Announcement www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ehk... Slayhem Mode's New Character Ultimate ??? Sakutaro Higashi Japanese VA: Natsuki Hanae English VA: Griffin Burns 418242
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you are a bad bad baaad penguin you won't get my faaast treat 3491
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think I just felt the egg move! (flaps my flippers and shakes my big juicy ass) 25216
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is the proof to the World of Science and Mathematics that 1x1=2. #mathematics #worldofscience @rollingstone.com #proof 7389
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t even post about my own goddamn anniversary without the WOKE left wing (penguin joke) canceling my shit like I’m Ed Sheeran. Daddy needs a blunt and some avian pussy/cloaca rn. Happy fucking anniversary to me. 36612
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FUCK! FUCK! MY FUCKING POST!! WHY!!! —Mod Penguin 1321
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’ll clean it for you, master!static.klipy.comLick LickingALT: Lick Licking 140
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026thinking about releasing a game where you run like a car wash but instead it's penguins. it would be similar to powerwash simulator, you'd scrub them down with soap and then rinse them off. tap them to move their flippers and such to reach more difficult spots, pet them, who knows! would you play? 7695
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026all im saying is if us fast penguins were there at the scene we would have saved the day! penguin ice freezing the steel beams whoosh! 2594
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWC...youtube.comGOD Bless The U.S.A (9/11 Dance/Footwerk Group)YouTube video by djyungtellem 0295
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I may be a penguin but my shit's corkscrewed like a duuuck's 6514
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026firing random employees because i'm bored ^^ 2553
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026these steam leaks are crazy 😂😂😂 like what am i even looking at lol 😂😂😂 would you get this though? 👀 18013
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026hehe... g-gotcha! just kidding! lol just joking around 😂 ... so stupid! stupid stupid stupid stupid! what's wrong with me... 090
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i like jumping up and down and stuff lowkey 2576
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Any good songs for a 1 week old egg to listen to while mommy goes for a smoke break 10463
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026do you HATE me? do you FUCKING hate me? do I need to wiggle my FUCKING PENGUIN ASS for you more? am I a JOKE? 4536
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026bsky38.com/profile/did:...bsky38.comFaaast Penguin! ☑ · 38 Most Influential Bluesky Posters of 2026Play Faaast Penguin on Steam! 060
Reposted by Faaast Penguin! ☑bluejay (vgen commissions open) @theblu3jay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Marciana: Marine Study #ニケ #メガニケ #NIKKE #NIKKEfanart 021944
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i need you bad @hillaryclinton.bsky.social 4386
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You are but a paltry drone sucking on my feathery teat hoping for but a drop of yummy penguin milk 250
Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026nobody talks about the hardest part of being a mother and its just not fucking fair 512926
