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@f12.bsky.social
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why would this happen to him, a simple dog who merely wants to lick his wounds for 23 hours a day
Photo of a black and white dog sitting upright on a red futon while wearing an inflatable collar with attached plastic visor to prevent licking. Mom
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m being intentionally provoked by a Midwesterner
Text conversation screenshot about bagels. I said, “Oh, and ask for cream cheese!
They usually have many varieties mixed in-house.” They said, “Cream cheese? Growing up we ate bagels with mayo. Will they have that?” I said, “Mayo??” They said, “Or corn butter”.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
still thinking about this one
Photo of crop art from the MN State Fair: a vivid green leg pokes through a dark black hole in a dusty blue ceiling. text reads “the day i fell through the floor” and “may 26, 2026”. The art is made of broccoli, millet, wild rice, brown lentils, and poppy. It’s by Hannah Resendiz Olson from Minneapolis, MN. A tag below reads, “Happy 100th Birthday to my 1926 home! Renovations didn’t quite go to plan… this is my memorialization of the basement’s perspective.”
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
when a dog trusts you, you can gently hold their head sometimes
a brown-skinned arm and hand cupped underneath a black and white dog’s head. the dog has a white stripe between his eyes. the hand has a red leash wrapped around it.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
please witness the cursed flesh-colored tube
side view of a rolled up bike tube that’s a light fleshy beige, with a black presta valve sticking straight up out of it
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
if you’re looking for lilacs to harvest, there are a TON on commercial properties on excelsior st. specifically: - by hoigaards in st. louis park - across from waterbury house apts, near bde maka ska go and make lilac sugar! or bouquets. this is a wonderful time 💜
map screenshot showing the location of lilac bushes near hoigaard’s store in st. louis parkmap screenshot showing the location of lilac bushes near waterbury house apartments in minneapolis
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
all my love to south minneapolis ❤️‍🔥
parade marchers holding two large banners spanning the street that say TRANS PPL ARE, then HERE FOREVER. the first sign is on a blue and pink background and the second is on a bright magenta. person beating a drum in a marching band. the drum is painted, saying “this machine kills fascists” with a sicklea handmade worm attached to a trolley with a cardboard background indicating dirt. the worm’s wearing a cardboard sign that says “even i rly hate the mayor”a massive loon puppet in a parade. the loon is maybe 15 feet tall and it’s sitting up, beating its wings back and forth. the loon is black and white with bright red eyes.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
how i found my newly adopted, endlessly vigilant, deeply distrustful dog napping today. 🥺
a brown and tan dog laying belly-up on a red couch. she’s asleep and relaxed.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
another place in north loop. this is an “extended closet area” in a $450k condo with a $900/mo HOA
a set of stairs leading to nowhere, lined with dozens of heels, loafers, and other shoes. a mannequin wearing an orange dress and black feather boa stands nearby.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
north loop housing is so weird. what is going on here. how do you have 3700 sq ft but 1 bedroom. what are all of these bridges and ladders. it’s like a tv set, or if pittsburgh was a condo. why is it $715k with a $700 HOA
bedroom with a bridge to it that connects to another hallway. the bridge is industrial-looking, with tall black railing.staircases with black railings leading to hallways and a kitchen/dining areaarea under a staircase landing with a couch and ottoman, possibly a living rooma library-style ladder on wheels, connected to a railing above.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
6:30 am: uptown turkey spotted at 36 lyn (turkeys do not know where uptown ends)
a turkey hen standing in a surface parking lot at dawn. she has a blue head and red neck.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Sent over $500 to match y’all yesterday! Thank you!! We are now at $1200. 🩵
Screenshot of Venmo transaction of $500 to e z. Comment is “matching funds!” and three cupcake emojis
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
matched! thank you! 🩵
Venmo transaction of $50 sent to ez with a cupcake emoji, the same account on the fundraiser
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We’re fundraising for bond to bail a community member out of detention. This family runs a beloved South Minneapolis restaurant that was already targeted by ICE. Now one of them has been abducted. Thank you for anything you can contribute. I’ll keep y’all updated. 🩵
Flyer: BOND NEEDED. The family that runs a beloved South Minneapolis restaurant needs $5000 to pay for bond and legal fees to return a loved one from ICE detention. Please donate using the cash links below. Fuck ICE. Venmo is @morning-person and Cashapp is $moldyturnip. Add a cupcake emoji to the description.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
02/05/26 ~6:00 AM: Footage from the ICE raid this morning in Stevens Square, Minneapolis. One neighbor was abducted. Note the broken glass pane next to the door, which is how they illegally entered.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Finally made it to an Axe-Man. What a menagerie of odd things and good vibes
Retail shelf with a cardboard box of dog leash tie-out stakes labeled “ABANDON YOUR DOG ANYWHERE… $4.95”Plastic bin full of white pads labeled “Who touched these? 2”x4” felt pads”Cardboard box of unknown plastic objects labeled “HOORAY! It’s… these… things. 45¢”A box formerly used to hold Holy Bibles and labeled accordingly, currently full of bicycle air horns
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
begging iOS to make their screen time calculation less terrible
Screenshot of Apple’s weekly screen time notification that says I averaged 23 hours and 30 minutes of screen time per day on this device
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
meanwhile in wisconsin
a blackout poem, where the title and most of the words are covered in black bars. the visible letters spell “happy birthday gay people!”
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
blåhaj has comrades now!
A hand holding up an orca plushie, black with white accents and three fins, about 2 feet long. Background is an ikea store.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I’m still thinking about this
Bluesky post from July 3rd with name and image covered. “Having 15,000 followers on Tw*tter but 20 (?) on here makes me feel like a cab driver who was a doctor in their home country that got politically destabilized by the CIA.” 241 reposts, 1,141 likes.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
tweet by jake, @callmeshitto: say "no" when somebody says "can you see my screen" and just assert that it's not working. over and over. derail the entire call for no reason. become ungovernable
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
I just want to touch it
Close-up of the surface of the couch, this time in a bright magenta color. A lightly fabric stretches across the bubbles, sort of like a large-scale egg crate foam pad
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
neurodivergently in love with this $7500 couch i will never afford or be able to justify
Image of a 3-seater couch that looks like a cluster of bubbles in mesh-like fabric. It’s lime green but there are other colors. It’s called Bubble by Sasha Lakic.
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
did winston churchill design this hotel
Photo of a large jacuzzi directly next to a hotel desk and office chair
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
well then
Screenshot of kristen at bluesky.social’s page, shows that I am blocked
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I keep bouncing between like
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
noooo I thought we were FREE
A bus wrapped to look like a long stack of ritz crackers and slices of meat and cheese, an advertisement for lunchables
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
locked out of the apartment and missing a meeting 🤦🏾‍♀️
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Happy International Workers’ Day! The US is one of the few countries that do not celebrate, and that’s on purpose.
Illustrated poster showing major wins of the labor movement, including the weekend, unemployment insurance, and equal pay for equal work. “Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never has and it never will.” - Frederick Douglass
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Reposting a good idea from the other app.
Tweet from @thetomzone: if you have extra bluesky invites, please consider using some of them to park on the twitter usernames of right wing culture war dweebs so their dummy followers find it a little harder to spill over
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emerald @f12.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
google domains screenshot: suzannemedes.rip is $20
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