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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I'm afraid we've not reached that step in development just yet. For now, you'll have to build your own.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Yes, thanks to its new emotional matrix, it's capable of processing sadness and so many more emotions!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

A shame. Nevertheless, we appreciate your patronage.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Previous Molentary Express customers will receive an exclusive discount! I trust you are one, correct?

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Development on the mobile fortress line of transportation is going swimmingly. Paying customers will soon be able to take a ride from London to Oxford in roughly one hour in splendid luxury.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I purchased it some time ago. The best scientists in Britain are working on it right at this very moment to enhance its capabilities.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

You of course remember Dolores, who you stole from me.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

You know what you did, Anton. I will say no more.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Any opinions expressed on this account do not represent the views of the Kensington Rail Corporation and associated subsidiaries, i.e. the Molentary Express.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Absolutely. If you saw his antics as a teenager with your own eyes, you would agree.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Don't call my brother a poof, you imbecile!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

WHAT!!! How are you texting on a fridge? This is madness! I can't take away a fridge!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Correct! The police asked me to stop all the noise complaints!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Nigel! We've all wanted to do this at some point, but you've taken things too far.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Samuel, everybody knows this is you, it's not funny.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

It shows my strength. I have the might of a beluga whale.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I won’t let the homosexuals force me out of this site. No homosexual can defeat Fredrich Beluga.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I refuse to give that Zuckerberg a single penny! He insulted me at a gala. And I don’t need more minions, I already have enough on the payroll.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Don't listen to that fool! I'm his uncle, and I need him to get back to work!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

What the hell are you doing, Samuel! Give my brother his phone back, or you're on coal duty for the rest of the week!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Is everybody on this app besides me a homosexual?

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

My 100th follower will receive an exclusive 5% discount on a ticket! Now don’t let anyone tell you I’m not generous.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Quiet down over there! I’m trying to sleep!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

There are many words I would like to use to describe my incompetent nephew, but the papers would never let me hear the end of it if I were to say them. Cancel culture has gone rampant in our great nation. You can't do anything, or else a horde of protesters block the tracks. Run them over, I say!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Stop wasting my time with stupid questions and get back to work!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

AHA! I finally found you, Samuel. And look at this, I have more followers. Not so popular now, are you?

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Yes yes, it’s quite funny. But it would be even funnier if i called myself caviar, no?

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Always have to be the voice of reason, don’t you. You are correct though, the station is near empty today, for no discernible reason. I’m bored.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I suppose that would make me a whale then, eh?

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

He keeps bragging about how popular he is and it’s driving me mad. I need to make a point, because he won’t get his head out of his phone while he’s supposed to be working.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I’m more surprised to see you, Anton. I thought you didn’t have modern technology in that castle of yours. Now please spread this account, I need more followers than Samuel.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Where is Samuel? Am I on the wrong website?

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Good riddance. I'm sure even a cat could do a better job running this country.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Ah, hello! My name is Fredrich Beluga, you may know me as the owner of the famous Molentary Express, the "Cruise Ship On Rails", and as a generous philanthropist. Please feel free to follow this account, as I need to prove a point to my idiot nephew.

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