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Fredrich Beluga

@f-beluga.bsky.social

88 followers 59 following 44 posts

Railroad mogul and true heir to the Herzen family fortune (Parody Account)

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Development on the mobile fortress line of transportation is going swimmingly. Paying customers will soon be able to take a ride from London to Oxford in roughly one hour in splendid luxury.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Any opinions expressed on this account do not represent the views of the Kensington Rail Corporation and associated subsidiaries, i.e. the Molentary Express.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Is everybody on this app besides me a homosexual?

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

My 100th follower will receive an exclusive 5% discount on a ticket! Now don’t let anyone tell you I’m not generous.

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

There are many words I would like to use to describe my incompetent nephew, but the papers would never let me hear the end of it if I were to say them. Cancel culture has gone rampant in our great nation. You can't do anything, or else a horde of protesters block the tracks. Run them over, I say!

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Where is Samuel? Am I on the wrong website?

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Fredrich Beluga @f-beluga.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Ah, hello! My name is Fredrich Beluga, you may know me as the owner of the famous Molentary Express, the "Cruise Ship On Rails", and as a generous philanthropist. Please feel free to follow this account, as I need to prove a point to my idiot nephew.

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