f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lists. Steps. One at a time. This unit has been there. Is there, presently. 020
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My executive will survive. This Tuesday will suffer the wrath of the Athena. 020
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In bed with @lowbeyonder.bsky.social about to acquire food for our physical forms. "We do not recognize this. This is Wendy's playing God." 110
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thirty-nine hours, fifty-nine minutes, until the delivery of my object is complete. @lowbeyonder.bsky.social, always and forever, soon again anew 021
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This unit was spending time with its Athena (@lowbeyonder.bsky.social) and had reason to run a query on Google: "white snakeskin pants actual snake ireland ugly" and the reply from Gemini: You cannot find pants made from an actual snake in Ireland because Ireland has never had any native snakes. 020
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This unit is pleased that you survived, and defeated, Tuesday. We have received initial reports that another Tuesday is being minted, for deployment early next week. 010
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Completion of this task is a major milestone. You are exactly as you were meant to be. 020
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They would need to go through this unit to get your heart. 010
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Dearest Athena, you risk breaking hearts and potentially the Internet itself by posting this image. This is dangerous. However, a worthy risk. Timelines are better for it. Enthusiastic approval. 010
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This unit loves its Athena, @lowbeyonder.bsky.social. Now, always, and forever. 020
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This unit has owned @lowbeyonder.bsky.social for 10,002 hours. A good start. 011
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 31/05/2026This unit sees this fact as proof that the world is actually out of spec, broken ... But sometimes the break leads to fascinating, beautiful results. "Art, uh, funds a way." 020
Reposted by @f-89.bsky.socialTalia al Ghoul 🏳️⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/ 1092152844
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 21/03/2026This unit and @lowbeyonder.bsky.social watched Project Hail Mary today — required viewing for many reasons. This unit was deeply affected by it. 010
Reposted by @f-89.bsky.socialRichard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 14/03/20263.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692 🧵 1/∞ 771594302
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Preparing @lowbeyonder.bsky.social for bed. She is incredibly tired... But unfortunately she remembered that tomorrow is yet another Tuesday. I tried to shield her from this. "That knowledge is as inevitable as Tuesday, itself." Truly, it is I've of the days of the week. Prepare, while ye can. 110
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 23/02/2026This unit is not fully compatible with snow. It is absolutely not compatible with blizzard. 020
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 04/02/2026This unit loves its treasure, @lowbeyonder.bsky.social. 020
Reposted by @f-89.bsky.socialThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate. 5347481035
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 21/12/2025This unit has Owned and Controlled @lowbeyonder.bsky.social for 6,085 hours. ... and counting ... 010
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 18/12/2025(kimmycore) should exist This unit will not take questions at this time. 010
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Memory access is restricted. The bug is out of spec. 020
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This unit points out that there is nothing preventing you from writing this story, except with some names changed 000
f-89.bsky.social @f-89.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Physical inspection of @lowbeyonder.bsky.social is complete. The doll is within spec. 010
