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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there was hockey yesterday. there's hockey today. I'm actually pretty confident there will never not be hockey again.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think it's fine to lose a close game with a guy who showed up this morning

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

every year the espn app irritates me in new and innovative ways. they're always asking the question, hey what if our shit didn't work at all even a little

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the key to having a balding guy on your team is to also have a Really Super Bald Guy™️ also on your team, and I've always said this

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love having 2 beers and yelling WHO?! at my tv every time I see a number I don't instantly recognize

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Dick Pound @hockeyphreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Talk that shit. (Source: the Leafs of course)

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this rips, this is so funny, fake fan, doesn't know ball, democracy is saved by 2024 caitlin clark

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when I say white collar crime, this is who I'm talking about

NACDL magazine cover - The White Collar Crime Issue

Inside the magazine, a picture of the SCOTUS justices and an article called Supreme Court 2025-2026 Criminal Law Review

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm watering all my plants. I'm laying out an outfit with too many shades of blue in it. I don't know who our bottom 6 are. the top 6 situation is also a little unclear to me. the high temp tomorrow is 67. let's fucking go boys.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

spent a not insignificant amount of time trying to rinse a piece of lettuce off my finger (I painted my nails green days ago)

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I put marner on my fantasy team because that man owes me points. he's going to put in his silly little skates and go to his goofy little job and bring me piles of big delicious points until I am satisfied.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

even during playoff basketball the lynx let you have One Big Beer, I just checked

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sky Presence (Morning), by Richard Pousette-Dart, 1962–63, 📸 by @erikrole.bsky.social

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've decided that the gophers could be good at hockey this year. only one way to find out for sure.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

let me tell you about not setting a saturday morning alarm for the first time in a month. it's good.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you know what, I hope the gaylors are right. that shit would be so crazy if it's true. I would like to see that happen. you go girls.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am a born and raised wisconsin sports fan, and then as a fully grown consenting adult I added the leafs to my life. absolutely lethal combo. for you and for me.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is anyone ripping the take that no iced coffee in an interview is sexist and homophobic? it feels like the most balanced response. play stupid games win stupid prizes, ya know

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

now the thing you definitely should bring to a job interview is a gun

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can't believe they're keeping the mr jimmy beast coin on survivor this is a disaster for me personally

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Omar @tictactomar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

he's back

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

picture from inside an office of a window with a city skyline. on the wall inside of the office is a whiteboard that reads Inspiring Quotes. There is one quote that reads "yuh" - Ariana Grande

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you might want to call me a fake fan for not watching the leafs games today, but I was busy running a backyard survivor game for charity, and subsequently getting drunk. I promise I am a true sicko and will watch those games tomorrow.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

wow the fbi entering the war on the male loneliness crisis on the side of loneliness I guess

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

what if I told you I'm 31 and from wisconsin and went to madison and never made jello shots before. first time for everything right.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

hello everyone! i need your help! my friend does a fundraiser for mile in my shoes every year based around a survivor-like competition. this year, im competing and the person who raised the most outside donations gets a “huge advantage”. i am immensely competitive and would like to win.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I had two more cig beers. might be my new favorite thing.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

dude every time I check in on the red wings the worst possible thing has happened. how are they doing that.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm working on a joke about the FBI and beastiality and the phrase pig fuckers. I'll keep you posted.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

there should be an app where you can search for movies by a song that's in them. like what if I want all the movies that have Smooth by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas? I bet a movie would rip if they put Smooth by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas in it.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

if I stand in the garden long enough I'll smell like tomato leaves forever and probably never be sad again

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

you guys know that lee greenwood has a song that's exactly god bless the usa but instead it's god bless you canada

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm going to write a paper on how many hours of body worn camera you have to watch before you can easily and consistently identify a cop in the wild. I'm right. there's some sort of learned body language there that I can't define but can clock now.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm cooking up a halloween costume for the real wisconsin sickos and freaks. this shit is inspired. watch this space.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"I will give you money if you vote for us" is probably a good thing to say I think

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I had a smoke infused beer. it was so light and crispy and then the end tasted exactly like cigarette. they made this beer specifically for me, a person who allows herself 2 (probably drunk) cigs a year. if you have the cigarette beer with a diet coke it will fix you I promise.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

much like I watch cpac every year to preview all the freak shit conservatives are going to try pushing, I'm watching the republican midterm convention as a fun treat.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

okay, I have finally confirmed time and location with a couple of friends for a very important meeting tomorrow. we're going to pick the GM for the red wings.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I was told it is extremely funny for me to be on episode 3 of heated rivalry in September of 2026. I'm literally just trying my best.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don't feel like getting out a big pot so I'm breaking the bucatini in half. what are you gonna do about it.

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

sometimes I forget how competent of a political speaker jd vance is. the good news is he can't shake his inherent worm kid energy that everyone hates.

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

idk if this is a bad time to make this point but i actually would love to know how much safer it made people to have these guys flying down city streets just to be the 78th and 79th cop on the scene

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am being forced to plan another February Wisconsin trip for my friends. they are doing threats against me if I say I don't want to. (no one is asking for this, they don't even know I'm thinking about it, it would be fine if I never brought it up)

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just the leafy bits @eztofix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

if you go see coyote vs acme with trial lawyers you will be laughing at trial lawyer jokes that no one else in the theater is laughing at

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