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@ezrampearce.bsky.social
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think I figured out the problem with hardline AI "artists" They've confused talent and skill. Talent is something you're born with, and gives you a predisposition to a skill. Skill is something completely different. The Rock phrased it "put in the work, put in the hours, and take what's ours."
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Chirs @aesungaia.neocities.org · 01/09/2026
All slots have been claimed! Thanks! If you're interested in a commission but missed your chance to get a slot, message or email me and I can put you on a waitlist for the next time commissions are open!
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Chirs but sexier @chrisnsfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All slots have been claimed! Thanks! If you're interested in a commission but missed your chance to get a slot, message or email me and I can put you on a waitlist for the next time commissions are open!
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh boy oh boy, the fucking garbage vibe coded platform got another garbage vibe coded update, time to FUCKING CRASH again.
Bluesky following feed. There's nothing there, despite the fact I follow, like, 80 people. Bluesky is coded with AI so I have ZERO surprise that it's broken yet again.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
HEY, LISTEN. I as a SINGLE INDIVIDUAL want to INFORM you that I DO NOT CARE if you draw. If you want to draw, do it. If you don't want to draw, don't. "But I'm not good at it" didn't ask. "Someone else could do it better" yeah, and? "It's gonna suck tho" so make it suck.
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
(post from rotnik-tumblr)
Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'd like to point out that Pomni said "not yet." That doesn't mean they won't EVENTUALLY have Caine fix the abstractions. It just means not NOW. I'd like to think that eventually, Caine can and does bring back all the abstractions. CORRECTLY this time.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
So the steam machine reservation pool - yes, pool, not queue, they're starting with a randomized pool instead of a queue for this one so scalpers can fucking DIE - opened today. And surprising absolutely no one, Reddit is pissed that the thing they've been waiting for costs money.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hey #va people, how do I start?
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In what fucking world am I NOT meant to give up??? Like, fucks sake. I'm so fucking sick of this shit. There are too many people depending on me right now and I CAN'T EVEN KEEP MYSELF AFLOAT RIGHT NOW. I just want to say the things I gotta say to go to jail for life. Good fucking grief.
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Chirs @aesungaia.neocities.org · 27/04/2026
commission for @ezrampearce.bsky.social
Illustration of two men fishing together in a river in the woods. One of them (a trans man with distressed clothing, an eyepatch, and scars all over his body) is casually reeling in a fish, while the other (a bearded man with claws, horns, and red eyes) watches, looking annoyed because he hasn't caught anything.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Heads up. If you follow me, and I go look at your media tab, and it's all AI? You're getting blocked. I have few enough followers I can check every single one.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Face reveal, wrong answers only
Rumi (K-pop demon hunters) pointing a pistol into her gaping mouth
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I have tickets.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Unquestioned authority is baseless authority. If your authority can't stand up to questioning, it can't stand at all. If you can't defend your own authority, you don't deserve to have it. If you can't protect your autonomy, it will be taken from you by someone who can.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There are three realms of sciences. - Space - Time - Reality There are three basics of community. - Law - Faith - Society Law rules space (borders and nations) Faith controls time (holidays and calendars) Society dictates reality (election, protest, etc. to guide the other two) Is this anything?
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trust no one. Everything is a lie. Stay inside and play single player games. No one is safe today.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
For just one fucking day can I PLEASE open the fucking internet and NOT see "WORLD GOING TO SHIT AND NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WATCH IT COME CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF YOU"
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
IT'S TAILSPIN TUESDAY, BITCHES Ezram it's Thursday. GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE BEFORE I BURN DOWN A CITY BLOCK GODDAMMIT
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
*walks into the city morgue with an empty stomach and nefarious intentions*
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Cautiously hoping that the OBSCENELY bad publicity the dude responsible for this place is getting leads to his replacement. What a dick.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If dragons are reptilian in nature, lay eggs, and are cold blooded Why do they have boobs so often? Hypothesis: dragon tiddy full of hot sauce
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Sludge @melangetic.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
💜 It's March! This month we have some 3" glittery Umbreons expressing a familiar and constant feelings. I'll be sending them out to mail patrons at the end of the month, so look forward to 'em! Patreon.com/melangetic
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Every time I read or hear "you know what that means" my brain goes one of two places Either the cat that won't stop biting the guys toes (Microwave! ✨) Or the cracked out rant that ends with the meth kicking in (FISH ORGY 🐟) And it just depends on the day as to which way it goes.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Just so people know, my PFP isn't AI. At the time of this posting, it's a one-eyed skeleton necromancer I designed on Hero Forge (that 3D modeling site for D&D miniatures that people make hundreds of minis on and never purchase them). I don't do AI. You shouldn't either. That is all.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Support artists - the ones that bleed. Support local businesses - the ones that sweat. Support marginalized groups - the ones that cry. Blood, sweat, and tears got us this far. Don't ignore the people who still have to put them in every day just to survive.
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flo veltman 🔜 Paris Games Week (maybe?) 🔜 AdventureX (maybe?) @vltmn.itch.io · 21/02/2026
Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Border. The word you're looking for is border. Borders go around things. Boarders get on trains. Boarder is a person or creature that boards. Learn to fucking spell.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Played the silly brick breaker game. Crashed it. Twice. Turns out, the phrase "Nosferatu Shotgun" makes the game just as upset as it makes most people's brains.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I will stand by my assertion that I do not get paid enough for how utterly stupid I am.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
All the people getting hype for the Steam Machine have it wrong. Yes. You can bring your gaming PC to your living room TV. Yes. You'll get a console-comparable experience. Yes. You'll have your whole library without having to stream it from a desktop. That's not the point. You're missing it.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I don't like having to tell my fiance to kill anyone that enters the house without permission. Kill ICE. Don't abolish them, kill them. All of them.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Today's to do list: Exist Eat something (perhaps) Don't fucking die I got this
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Starting the new year thirteen thousand dollars in the red is just EXACTLY how I wanted to do it and I have NO FUCKING COMPLAINTS... Except I want to be able to eat AND drive AND have a place to sleep. All at the same time. And apparently that's not allowed. I have to pick two. Fuck.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Y'know what, fuck it. NEW RULE If you have an ATTACHED GARAGE The paved walkway from your front door is to lead to the STREET. You DO NOT NEED a sidewalk to your DRIVEWAY if you have an ATTACHED garage.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
New experience: Google suggested me a headline. High speed pocket hot dog cooker. Google, whatever it is you're smoking, pass that shit.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Heeeey there buddyyyyyy! Tell me honestly, on a scale from "Hey, it's certainly going, that's for sure" to "All things considered, today's pretty okay," how's it going? ... Hospital? Yeah. Hospital it is.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Phone battery: 20% Phone: how about zero? (*Dies*)
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Woke up again. Still have fingernails. Not sure how to feel about it.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
If you followed me... I apologize for being a quiet lurker who randomly drops a whole discourse for very little reason. You saw that and followed it. This was your choice. Humanity's hubris will be its downfall, and you, my f(r)iend, have just picked up the shovel to dig your own psyche's grave.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I've always considered my equipment to be average or slightly lighter-duty compared to standard, and then somebody draws something that I'm like "yeah it's about like that" and everyone loses their damn minds about it being HUGE without leaving the realm of natural human proportion. Huh.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I draw sometimes. I really need to get back to this... CREATURE of a man. Given that he's my preference in men... I probably need to reevaluate my life and my relationship with gender and sexuality... But that's something for future Ezram to handle.
An old WIP of one of my OCs Kenna. I've mentally rebuilt his story too many times to be reasonable, but in his current state he's a trans man with some occultist illusory magic that hides the fact that he's shredded as hell with the toll being that he can't bleed, only scar. He usually wears a fang mask (like the one he's wearing here), and the eye patch over his left eye is to cover the wound made by the aberration he now keeps as a pet. He's pansexual and prefers to be the Dom on top most of the time, usually leaning more towards women and fem-presenting individuals but doesn't have an aversion to men, masc-presenting, or alternative individuals unless they're just unpleasant people.
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The packaging: DUDE WIPES Me: yeah okay it's a uselessly gendered item, whatever. The packaging: MINT CHILL Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE WHY ARE WE MINTING MY ASSHOLE
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Blood. Dubious source. Accept?
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If you haven't seen Hazbin Hotel season 2 yet, here's my takeaway.
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The Genie @askthegenie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Hello Bluesky, I'm the Genie. Give me your wishes and I will seek to ruin them. I'm quite fond of the Monkey's Paw, but I have a bit more liberty than it has. I'll still try to be reasonable with the ways in which I ruin your desires, though. #games #mindgames #monkeyspaw #genie #wishes
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Ezz @ezrampearce.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It amuses me that the night shift people are made fun of for their "excessive caffeine consumption" when they're drinking regular energy drinks while the morning shift isn't mocked for drinking triple strength energy drinks.
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