EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Louis L'amour was not a foreigner! He was from North Dakota, you asshole! 010
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I was trying to document my chest day pump and somehow took the best butt pic of my life 🤷♂️ 060
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Almost dropped hundreds of dollars to get Body Talk on vinyl a month ago so I squealed and immediately purchased when I got an ad for this new edition 0100
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You can tell this is pre- 9/11 because there is one individual human responsible for security at this whole university 030
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Loretta Devine’s performance in Urban Legend is perfect 170
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Well I don’t see how I can possibly get up and get ready for work now 060
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I got GA at Red Rocks for $80 (including all the fees) from the artist presale today. 120
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The list of reasons to visit Berlin continues to grow… 📝 000
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now that my race is over, I have a shift in motivation: two months until southern hemisphere speedo season. 1250
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026OK but according to official results I did PR today so can have a little extra celebration 🍾 000
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My watch said I ran a PR but my phone said I didn’t. Either way I had a great run ☺️ 2210
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This week I purchased a croissant loaf for the first time and I don’t see how my life is ever going to be the same again 040
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m personally outraged by how bad the contestants did on the Dolly Parton category on Jeopardy 030
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just saw this from Chuck Tingle today, which may appeal to you! 120
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I only have six more full work weeks for the rest of the year, but unfortunately three of them are in October 040
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He was *not* ready for Ellen Greene to let it fucking rip during Suddenly Seymour 040
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching Little Shop of Horrors because it’s September 23rd and my husband has never seen it! 160
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve managed to jump right back into my workout schedule after vacation and I’m v proud of myself for that 😌 0230
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is so American but I’m accidentally in Mexico City during their national holidays and it has been such a joyful accident. 0100
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know it’s technically still summer but I am drinking beer poured from a pumpkin 0100
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I was blessed by the running gods today when this appeared 9K into my 18K 🤗 0270
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026lol it is beautiful but I don’t recommend doing it on Labor Day weekend! 120
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today I drove a very wild road and took a scenic train ride 😊 1170
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, Beyoncé’s birthday, and I took this picture walking into the office. I’m gonna ride the good vibes today 0100
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m not sure what to do with this information. It just felt remarkable 040
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Miss Piggy’s last 4 posts on Instagram are in memoriam posts 161
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My run today was so whimsical! Featuring this very majestic cat and a visit to the ‘octomaid’ 0200
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Going to see Teenager Sex and Death at Camp Miasma tonight and I’m very excited! 160
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026For real 😮💨 but it’s nice to find a little pick me up 010
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I was kinda cranky but a nice little run in the park on a beautiful Friday afternoon definitely helped 1180
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. 💔🫦 1200
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My kitchen is full of gays and we are listening to Dolly and drinking champagne and we’re going to watch 9 to 5 because I think if I tried to watch Steel Magnolias I would not make it 1120
EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t think I’m gonna be able to look at the Internet today 💔 040