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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 4h

I’m personally outraged by how bad the contestants did on the Dolly Parton category on Jeopardy

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I only have six more full work weeks for the rest of the year, but unfortunately three of them are in October

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have made an acquisition ☺️

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Watching Little Shop of Horrors because it’s September 23rd and my husband has never seen it!

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve managed to jump right back into my workout schedule after vacation and I’m v proud of myself for that 😌

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Speedo triptych - Tulum - 2026

Three mirror selfies in three different speedos, one white with blue print, one solid pink with blue strings, and one solid blue with white strings.

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I saw a coati on my run! 😊

A coati (small grey mammal) on all fours with its tail in the air on a palm lined path of paving stones

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is so American but I’m accidentally in Mexico City during their national holidays and it has been such a joyful accident.

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I know it’s technically still summer but I am drinking beer poured from a pumpkin

A pumpkin with a hole drilled into it with a tap

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fighting vainly the old ennui…

Shirtless selfie kneeling in front of a full length mirror wearing green shorts and a backward orange baseball cap

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They’re smoking… 👃… cocaine!

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I was blessed by the running gods today when this appeared 9K into my 18K 🤗

Me standing in running gear with a portapotty behind me

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Today I drove a very wild road and took a scenic train ride 😊

Skyline Drive in Canon City, CO; a narrow strip of pavement atop a ridge with steep drop offs on either side. The town and highway are visible far below on either side of the roadway

A selfie holding a glass of wine aboard the open air car of a train along the banks of the Arkansas River with the grey and orange train curving along between the river and the steep cliffs of the Royal Gorge

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, Beyoncé’s birthday, and I took this picture walking into the office. I’m gonna ride the good vibes today

A mostly clear sky between two buildings with about 15 hot air balloons rising over the horizon

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Miss Piggy’s last 4 posts on Instagram are in memoriam posts

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My run today was so whimsical! Featuring this very majestic cat and a visit to the ‘octomaid’

A black cat sitting on a log surrounded by foliage looking directly at the camera

Selfie on a sidewalk with a metal sculpture of an 8-tentacled mermaid creature with pikes peak in the background

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Going to see Teenager Sex and Death at Camp Miasma tonight and I’m very excited!

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I was kinda cranky but a nice little run in the park on a beautiful Friday afternoon definitely helped

Running selfie wearing a white hat, dark sunglasses, and running headphones with a pond and pikes peak in the background

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. 💔🫦

A tortoiseshell cat sleeping with a scene from The Rocky Horror Picture Show plays in the background

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ok universe WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US 😭😭😭

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My kitchen is full of gays and we are listening to Dolly and drinking champagne and we’re going to watch 9 to 5 because I think if I tried to watch Steel Magnolias I would not make it

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I don’t think I’m gonna be able to look at the Internet today 💔

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I feel like I’ve done pretty well! And I think there’s a 2027 trip to the PNW that can knock out a couple more

A ‘Where I’ve Been’ map of the United States showing that I’ve visited 33/50 states, lived in 5 states, and am “66% complete” with my US travels

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Finally starting Widow’s Bay

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I feel like I’m seeing a honey pot scenario happening in real time at this Baltimore airport bar

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

First time visiting Baltimore so you can bet your ass I listened to the Hairspray soundtrack for the entirety of my run along the waterfront this morning

Selfie wearing black running gear on the Baltimore waterfront promenade with the red and black 1855 Seven Foot Knoll Lighthouse and skyline in the background

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

In Maryland for 48 hours and plan on eating at least my body weight in crab cakes

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Going to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed popup bar for happy hour later and I’m very excited

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I just saw a photo of Tom Daley wearing a speedo that said DANCE GAYBOY DANCE FOR CHAMPAGNE in rhinestones on the butt and I’ve never coveted anything so instantly

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I got stung by a wasp today, but I also saw a sunbathing turtle and am getting a massage later… real mixed bag!

Shirtless mirror selfie from the waist up wearing bright orange shorts and a backward orange SnapBack

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just went and saw the Pro Shot of the West End production of Six and I have so much fun every single time I see that show

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Had a really good run this morning and then heard It’s All Coming Back to Me Now on the way to get mimosas so I’m gonna call this a great start to Sunday

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Someone at work just asked me “What are you wearing?” Turns out they were referring to my cologne but I was momentarily very confused

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Went for a run on my lunch break that was 91 degrees and sunny with strong winds and also rain… Colorado I give up 🫠

Selfie in a blue tank top white hat and sunglasses on a sunny day on a rain dappled sidewalk

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Being required to take an obviously AI generated cybersecurity training feels deeply insulting…

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

This mirror is so high I have to stand on my tip toes to show my gay little speedo

Mirror selfie wearing geometric patterned speedo in shades of blue, pink, and white with gold lines in a hotel bathroom

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’m such a shameless tourist because Cindy’s is always one of my first stops any time I’m in Chicago

Four guys with drinks standing on a rail of a rooftop bar with part of the Chicago skyline, Lake Michigan, and millennium park visible in the background

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Mortimer always thinks he’s being so helpful on laundry day

One eyed black cat laying in a pile of laundry, some folded and some still in a pile

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Going to be in Chicago this week so it felt appropriate to workout in this old cubs pride shirt I stole from my husband

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW A CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL IT IS AUGUST SECOND

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The sublime intersection of youth when you’ve mastered the art of graffiti handwriting and the only words you can think of to tag are ‘B Hole’ and ‘wang’ 🙏

Stylized writing on a grey wall spelling BHOLE and WANG

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I posed for my first ever life drawing session this morning and it ended up being such a great experience. Then my husband upgraded my flight home to first class without telling me! Feeling fantastic today

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This hotel bathroom lighting really is that girl

Bathroom mirror selfie wearing white briefs and glasses

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Nurse doing my blood labs today thanked me for having nice veins and I had absolutely no idea how to respond

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Love when it’s 93 degrees and the power goes out. Super great.

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

There’s this new thing called Women’s Lib, and that means women get everything they want 🙂‍↕️

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Neighbors learning the hard way why you’re not supposed to put your trash out the night before in this neighborhood…

Black bear with its tongue out next to an overturned trash can and ripped open trash bag

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My electronic travel authority was granted for my trip to Australia and New Zealand this winter so now I can start getting excited for that

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Vacillating wildly about how I feel about my pace of progress but just chugging along and trying to trust the process

Full length mirror selfie wearing tennis shoes and black socks, blue gym shorts with white trim, and a backward yellow baseball cap and glasses

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Seeing Titanic at a theater tonight. No idea why they’re showing it but here we are! 🚢

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