Reposted by EyonLiam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Retweet this is you think @timheidecker.bsky.social should hire me as a staff writer for The Onion 39472303
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Hey you. Wanna save some money? Wanna enjoy some wholesome entertainment that'll be a little break from opinion news and chip in to a good cause? For $5 a month you can have streaming access to an amazing library of great stories and education and news like it used to be. Check out PBS passport. 010
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Helluva shoulder pad there, buddy. Covering the neck rot I assume? 000
Reposted by EyonTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/02/2026FUN FACTS Jesus' name is mentioned 983 times in the New Testament. Trump's name is mentioned over 38,000 times in the #EpsteinFiles. 25633271
Reposted by EyonHal Sparks @halsparks.com · 02/02/2026Enough already, @velshi.com, @meidastouch.com, et all… 3 million documents IS NOT HALF of 6 million FILES. Technically, The ACA can be downloaded as a single FILE and it is 3000+ PAGES. Please DONT FALL FOR THIS. 25417
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Where did all the qanon people go? This should be their time to shine. There really was a global cabal of rich & powerful pedophiles stealing children.media.tenor.comhomer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . 000
Reposted by EyonTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...youtube.comYou are being misled about renewable energy technology.YouTube video by Technology Connections 667109763556
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 31/01/2026So Epstein was planning on blackmailing Bill Gates by threatening to disclose details about Bills "nether" region? Can't believe the founder of Microsoft would be worried about that. 000
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 25/12/2025In The year without a Santa Claus there's a scene where Santa declares mankind isn't so bad after all. He's looking at a newspaper. I paused it and did Google lens translate on it. The Japanese text is real! Check it out. 000
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I wonder if Trump regrets calling his "big accomplishment" The Big Beautiful Bill. 010
Reposted by EyonKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win. 11974171613369
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Everyone hating on #Melania_Trump give her a break. She is just really into K-pop Demon Hunters. 000
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"Credible" seems to be the Republican word of the day. Kinda sounds like they are preparing for something that they are gonna say isn't credible. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
Reposted by EyonHal Sparks @halsparks.com · 22/07/2025Has Trump said a word in public since the WSJ story came out? Hmmmm 6355
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I wish Bill Clinton would fall on his sword, admit to being involved with Epstein, and tell all about Trump. Take one for the team... Take one for democracy. 000
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 16/07/2025He's so stupid. Quote from Trump about sending weapons to Ukraine. 010
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I hate hearing the news that Trump is putting barricades around himself. What's he about to announce? 010
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I think Kamala Harris needs to come out and make Trumpian statements about things Trump has no control of. "I were president, Pakistan and India wouldn't be fighting." "If I were president, that plane wouldn't have fallen off the carrier." "If I were president, the Pope would still be alive." 020
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I love all the movies references in Death of a Unicorn! Lots of Alien references along with Jurassic Park and even Death Becomes Her. 000
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Trump had no issue using stupid AI images all through his 2024 campaign. Now he wants to ban them. Maybe this AI image with him and herr Plüggs hurt his feelings? 010
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Take a short break from the political insanity and check out #technologyconnections. It's a YouTube channel that's like a modern day Connections mixed with The Secret Life of Machines. Two of my favorite BBC shows when I was a kid. This guy gets it. youtu.be/QEJpZjg8GuA?...youtu.beAlgorithms are breaking how we thinkYouTube video by Technology Connections 000
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Trump is trying to cut out all special education funding from public schools. I wonder how Sarah Palin feels about that. 020
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 01/02/2025If USMCA worked why impose tarrifs on the two countries that are involved with it? Is Trump admitting defeat? 020
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 25/01/2025BREAKING.... Elon Musk admits he was only saying good bye to his friend Kyle. Those in the crowd confirmed this. They said Elon was yelling "See ya Kyle!, See ya Kyle!" 000
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Seems like it would be wrong maybe even disqualifing if someone takes the oath of office and then pardons insurrectionists giving them aid and comfort. 010
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Most presidents get stressed out but this big boy doesn't need Camp David he just needs his Coco melon. Melania sure knows how to deal with his tantrums. 020
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Sagan predicted Trump's cabinet nominees. We’ve arranged a society on science and technology in which nobody understands anything about science and technology, and this combustible mixture of ignorance and power sooner or later is going to blow up in our faces. -Carl Sagan 020
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Dark Brandon made his final appearance this Thanksgiving for the annual turkey pardoning. In a surprising twist, this years turkeys (lovingly named Donnie and Vlad) tried to flee when Dark Brandon shuffled out of the White House weilding a hatchet. 010
Eyon @eyon42.bsky.social · 18/11/2024My favorite quote of the day. From @halsparks.com "Ben Shapiro is a stupid person's idea of a smart person." -Hal Sparks 000
Reposted by EyonMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/11/202418M + 1. 💙, Mar🐫 6324823717510
Reposted by EyonHal Sparks @halsparks.com · 16/11/2024LOOK! @itsjohnnymillion.bsky.social #Follow 67912
Reposted by EyonProfessor Chaos @havephdwilltravel.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Folks be leaving Twitter like...media.tenor.coma man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium .ALT: a man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium . 500281892350
