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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 9h
As a do the bare minimum to get an A- student, I easily imagine myself doing that to a professor. And can say with certainty, I needed to be put in my place. I have needed various authorities and peers to tell me off, to remind me I can be an impulsive jackass. Hopefully this student learns.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 15h
Yes, the rest of us know what Dunning-Kreuger sounds like even if we're at the front end of the graph.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@cdgoldstein posts 
"In the chipotle chili lime chips commercial the person says "I've always wanted to do this bc I love chipotle" and I'm just left wondering...what is "this?" Make chili lime chips? Which are new? A commercial? What're we talking about"

@cdgoldstein quote posts

"DO WHAT. WHAT IS IT YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. I NEED TO KNOWWWW"
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This taco bell spot is the worst offender. A couple of assholes pretend they're VIPs in the VIP section of a taco bell. And the manager(?) spokesperson(?) corporate suit(?) says to the aggrieved "it's ok they do this all the time." Huh??? Why does that make it ok? Who are they? Who are you?
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The villain passenger in the car appears to be occupying the same space as the driver. The characters could be the same model. The action reads as filmed rather than animated, how the car pulls alongside the other is...wrong. AND I've seen it 30 times and I can't remember the name of the drug.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What the fuck is going on with these anti-nausea drug commercials? Seriously. Can someone explain why they would do any of that? "chatgpt, make an animated short with a boat." "I don't need to watch it just send it out."
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What are they doing in the ensemble cast polymarket commercial? Where are they, why would you set gambling in a sterile office? Gambling companies set things in bars, sporting events, home parties. No one's betting or working on the computers, they're on their cell phones.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why are they holding a sandwich in the Kalshi commercial? Because it's for the people? But they're just holding it? No one's eating and why is there a gap to the guys at the end? No one even bothers addressing the sandwich in the commercial. It almost makes sense. But doesn't quite.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can't believe I wasn't just rick rolled. I thought FOR SURE I was about to be.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This could basically describe every other commercial playing right now. A bizarre number leave me wondering "was there a joke? That's not how jokes work." Some others don't make any sense but they kind of sound like they do. And it's got me wondering how much AI is being used by ad agencies.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And Meleek is so long. The Cavs very quietly added like 1.5 inches to their average height.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Two C&S threes from Jarrett on back to back possessions?? I am extremely intrigued
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Cavs have wings?? Do mine eyes deceive me?
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ohh. Hezonja is thick I missed that detail. That feels important
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seeing a Cavs starting 5 where the second shortest guy is 6'5 moves me. It should have happened a long long time ago but better late than never
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Some of these Guardians curve balls have been absolute wizard shit
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's still guardsball if Jose hits the homer? I guess?
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Given how many goddam times Ive had to listen to that god forsaken peter pan song, I think I can find a way to jam it in.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep forgetting to put some TTNG in music league. Considering how many times I've listened to that acoustic album it feels essential.
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Smoltz always talks like he's going over a quiz with the class but just got challenged and is now kind of flustered
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Fry: Shocked, Not That Shocked
Alt: Fry: Shocked, Not That Shocked
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An absolute classic of a Barves
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sports betting, AI apologia, fascist anti-trans propaganda, prediction market, brand using AI to make commerical, sports betting, AI apologia for 4 minutes every twenty minutes is so incredibly bad for my mental health. I can't fucking wait to be done watching shit with commercials (for two months)
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The blood money came with a terrible curse: sucking
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's almost basketball season, folks
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Funny Wtf
Alt: Pedro Pascal, Crazed into sad laughter
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
107.1, .xba 630 The Brewers certainly don't have the Pope on their side
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No way the Brewers pull this off again
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAURICIOOOO
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The lack of pitch clock is making me go insane. I feel like I've lost a sense or something.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chris Sale plays for the Atlanta Braves. I'll never stop being amazed by that. Generational lefties I've loved forever never become a Brave. Shits so cool.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank Christ there's not a game tomorrow
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Buckle up it's time
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didier is my hero
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ronald what the fuck
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't think that bunt was necessary even if you believe in it. Sasaki not throwing strikes
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dylan. Please.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love baseball. Love this sport.
Statcast exit velo leaderboard for Braves v Dodgers. Showing Tellez lineout in first.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Matt lost the ball in the lights and I died for a millisecond
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ronnie, please.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ain't that the truth. As a night owl and baseball nerd I spent many nights in college with a dodgers game on just so I could enjoy Vin (and peak Clayton)
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly, that's the only at bat I wanna see until Blake throws three strikes in a single at bat
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes! But then we left after the first because we aren't bar people and the atmosphere was no different than at home.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If this doesn't end in a 475 ft moon shot, you know Shohei is for real injured
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The wings were fantastic so they're forgiven but only just
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goddam Ray
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got to this sports bar just before the 9th inning started and not a single tv is on the PLAYOFF baseball game. The name of this bar is Easy Out. Watching bottom of the 9th two out walk off in a playoff baseball game on my phone with 30 TVs in sight.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's no way the Brewers don't just run the table after a start like this. That was amazing
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The reaction to this alone is proof enough that ABS has been a smash success. A scorecard this bad use to be just any other game. Now it had announcers trying to talk around their disgust
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was telling the wife earlier today that everyonce in a long while someone hits the roof in Tampa. I didn't expect it to prevent a homer in Milwaukee the same day. That's insane
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