eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 9hAs a do the bare minimum to get an A- student, I easily imagine myself doing that to a professor. And can say with certainty, I needed to be put in my place. I have needed various authorities and peers to tell me off, to remind me I can be an impulsive jackass. Hopefully this student learns. 110
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 15hYes, the rest of us know what Dunning-Kreuger sounds like even if we're at the front end of the graph. 020
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This taco bell spot is the worst offender. A couple of assholes pretend they're VIPs in the VIP section of a taco bell. And the manager(?) spokesperson(?) corporate suit(?) says to the aggrieved "it's ok they do this all the time." Huh??? Why does that make it ok? Who are they? Who are you? 100
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The villain passenger in the car appears to be occupying the same space as the driver. The characters could be the same model. The action reads as filmed rather than animated, how the car pulls alongside the other is...wrong. AND I've seen it 30 times and I can't remember the name of the drug. 100
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026What the fuck is going on with these anti-nausea drug commercials? Seriously. Can someone explain why they would do any of that? "chatgpt, make an animated short with a boat." "I don't need to watch it just send it out." 120
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026What are they doing in the ensemble cast polymarket commercial? Where are they, why would you set gambling in a sterile office? Gambling companies set things in bars, sporting events, home parties. No one's betting or working on the computers, they're on their cell phones. 130
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Why are they holding a sandwich in the Kalshi commercial? Because it's for the people? But they're just holding it? No one's eating and why is there a gap to the guys at the end? No one even bothers addressing the sandwich in the commercial. It almost makes sense. But doesn't quite. 130
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I can't believe I wasn't just rick rolled. I thought FOR SURE I was about to be. 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This could basically describe every other commercial playing right now. A bizarre number leave me wondering "was there a joke? That's not how jokes work." Some others don't make any sense but they kind of sound like they do. And it's got me wondering how much AI is being used by ad agencies. 130
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And Meleek is so long. The Cavs very quietly added like 1.5 inches to their average height. 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Two C&S threes from Jarrett on back to back possessions?? I am extremely intrigued 100
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Cavs have wings?? Do mine eyes deceive me? 100
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ohh. Hezonja is thick I missed that detail. That feels important 100
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Seeing a Cavs starting 5 where the second shortest guy is 6'5 moves me. It should have happened a long long time ago but better late than never 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Some of these Guardians curve balls have been absolute wizard shit 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's still guardsball if Jose hits the homer? I guess? 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Given how many goddam times Ive had to listen to that god forsaken peter pan song, I think I can find a way to jam it in. 110
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I keep forgetting to put some TTNG in music league. Considering how many times I've listened to that acoustic album it feels essential. 110
Reposted by @eyetwitch.bsky.socialPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Smoltz always talks like he's going over a quiz with the class but just got challenged and is now kind of flustered 3381
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comFry: Shocked, Not That ShockedAlt: Fry: Shocked, Not That Shocked 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sports betting, AI apologia, fascist anti-trans propaganda, prediction market, brand using AI to make commerical, sports betting, AI apologia for 4 minutes every twenty minutes is so incredibly bad for my mental health. I can't fucking wait to be done watching shit with commercials (for two months) 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The blood money came with a terrible curse: sucking 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comFunny WtfAlt: Pedro Pascal, Crazed into sad laughter 020
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026107.1, .xba 630 The Brewers certainly don't have the Pope on their side 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The lack of pitch clock is making me go insane. I feel like I've lost a sense or something. 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Chris Sale plays for the Atlanta Braves. I'll never stop being amazed by that. Generational lefties I've loved forever never become a Brave. Shits so cool. 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thank Christ there's not a game tomorrow 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don't think that bunt was necessary even if you believe in it. Sasaki not throwing strikes 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Matt lost the ball in the lights and I died for a millisecond 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ain't that the truth. As a night owl and baseball nerd I spent many nights in college with a dodgers game on just so I could enjoy Vin (and peak Clayton) 110
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly, that's the only at bat I wanna see until Blake throws three strikes in a single at bat 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes! But then we left after the first because we aren't bar people and the atmosphere was no different than at home. 110
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If this doesn't end in a 475 ft moon shot, you know Shohei is for real injured 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The wings were fantastic so they're forgiven but only just 110
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I got to this sports bar just before the 9th inning started and not a single tv is on the PLAYOFF baseball game. The name of this bar is Easy Out. Watching bottom of the 9th two out walk off in a playoff baseball game on my phone with 30 TVs in sight. 110
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There's no way the Brewers don't just run the table after a start like this. That was amazing 020
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The reaction to this alone is proof enough that ABS has been a smash success. A scorecard this bad use to be just any other game. Now it had announcers trying to talk around their disgust 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was telling the wife earlier today that everyonce in a long while someone hits the roof in Tampa. I didn't expect it to prevent a homer in Milwaukee the same day. That's insane 000