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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This could basically describe every other commercial playing right now. A bizarre number leave me wondering "was there a joke? That's not how jokes work." Some others don't make any sense but they kind of sound like they do. And it's got me wondering how much AI is being used by ad agencies.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ohh. Hezonja is thick I missed that detail. That feels important
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seeing a Cavs starting 5 where the second shortest guy is 6'5 moves me. It should have happened a long long time ago but better late than never
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Some of these Guardians curve balls have been absolute wizard shit
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Smoltz always talks like he's going over a quiz with the class but just got challenged and is now kind of flustered
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Fry: Shocked, Not That Shocked
Alt: Fry: Shocked, Not That Shocked
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An absolute classic of a Barves
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sports betting, AI apologia, fascist anti-trans propaganda, prediction market, brand using AI to make commerical, sports betting, AI apologia for 4 minutes every twenty minutes is so incredibly bad for my mental health. I can't fucking wait to be done watching shit with commercials (for two months)
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The blood money came with a terrible curse: sucking
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's almost basketball season, folks
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Funny Wtf
Alt: Pedro Pascal, Crazed into sad laughter
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
107.1, .xba 630 The Brewers certainly don't have the Pope on their side
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No way the Brewers pull this off again
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAURICIOOOO
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The lack of pitch clock is making me go insane. I feel like I've lost a sense or something.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chris Sale plays for the Atlanta Braves. I'll never stop being amazed by that. Generational lefties I've loved forever never become a Brave. Shits so cool.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank Christ there's not a game tomorrow
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Buckle up it's time
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didier is my hero
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ronald what the fuck
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't think that bunt was necessary even if you believe in it. Sasaki not throwing strikes
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dylan. Please.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love baseball. Love this sport.
Statcast exit velo leaderboard for Braves v Dodgers. Showing Tellez lineout in first.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Matt lost the ball in the lights and I died for a millisecond
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ronnie, please.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly, that's the only at bat I wanna see until Blake throws three strikes in a single at bat
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If this doesn't end in a 475 ft moon shot, you know Shohei is for real injured
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goddam Ray
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got to this sports bar just before the 9th inning started and not a single tv is on the PLAYOFF baseball game. The name of this bar is Easy Out. Watching bottom of the 9th two out walk off in a playoff baseball game on my phone with 30 TVs in sight.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's no way the Brewers don't just run the table after a start like this. That was amazing
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The reaction to this alone is proof enough that ABS has been a smash success. A scorecard this bad use to be just any other game. Now it had announcers trying to talk around their disgust
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was telling the wife earlier today that everyonce in a long while someone hits the roof in Tampa. I didn't expect it to prevent a homer in Milwaukee the same day. That's insane
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feels like this team is going to need a miracle against Skubal. And he's so well rested he might throw 120 pitches
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man fuck the Tigers for letting LA have Skubal. Gonna get a salary cap without a floor and let those idiots keep doing dumb shit like this
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My father in law signed into YouTube tv on my tv which means I'm seeing commercials on a daily basis for the first time in years. The amount of post 9/11 era toxic masculinity & patriotism is really something.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Screen shot of first two paragraphs from ESPN's coverage of Chris Sale trade to Atlanta. 
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39208393/sources-red-sox-deal-chris-sale-braves-vaughn-grissom
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy Shit Grant. That was cold as hell
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leaving Kerr in is absolutely insane
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is he facing the top of the order a second time??
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ahhhh MONETARY MICHAEL I LOVE YOU
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Austin Riley hit a go ahead homer in the eighth on a 100mph pitch. Sure. Why not. Playoff Baseball!
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Jeff @jeffdonahoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean this with as little respect as possible. Fuck the Phillies.
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ronnie JUST missed, fuck
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ronnie........
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three back foot HBP by the fifth inning is weird
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chris got that Hall of Fame swing & miss going today my god
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eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Swinging at ball 4 and 5 after going up 3-1 with Drake on deck. Very smart. Intelligent baseball.
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