eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This could basically describe every other commercial playing right now. A bizarre number leave me wondering "was there a joke? That's not how jokes work." Some others don't make any sense but they kind of sound like they do. And it's got me wondering how much AI is being used by ad agencies. 130
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ohh. Hezonja is thick I missed that detail. That feels important 100
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Seeing a Cavs starting 5 where the second shortest guy is 6'5 moves me. It should have happened a long long time ago but better late than never 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Some of these Guardians curve balls have been absolute wizard shit 010
Reposted by @eyetwitch.bsky.socialPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Smoltz always talks like he's going over a quiz with the class but just got challenged and is now kind of flustered 3381
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comFry: Shocked, Not That ShockedAlt: Fry: Shocked, Not That Shocked 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sports betting, AI apologia, fascist anti-trans propaganda, prediction market, brand using AI to make commerical, sports betting, AI apologia for 4 minutes every twenty minutes is so incredibly bad for my mental health. I can't fucking wait to be done watching shit with commercials (for two months) 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The blood money came with a terrible curse: sucking 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comFunny WtfAlt: Pedro Pascal, Crazed into sad laughter 020
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026107.1, .xba 630 The Brewers certainly don't have the Pope on their side 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The lack of pitch clock is making me go insane. I feel like I've lost a sense or something. 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Chris Sale plays for the Atlanta Braves. I'll never stop being amazed by that. Generational lefties I've loved forever never become a Brave. Shits so cool. 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thank Christ there's not a game tomorrow 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don't think that bunt was necessary even if you believe in it. Sasaki not throwing strikes 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Matt lost the ball in the lights and I died for a millisecond 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly, that's the only at bat I wanna see until Blake throws three strikes in a single at bat 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If this doesn't end in a 475 ft moon shot, you know Shohei is for real injured 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I got to this sports bar just before the 9th inning started and not a single tv is on the PLAYOFF baseball game. The name of this bar is Easy Out. Watching bottom of the 9th two out walk off in a playoff baseball game on my phone with 30 TVs in sight. 110
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There's no way the Brewers don't just run the table after a start like this. That was amazing 020
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The reaction to this alone is proof enough that ABS has been a smash success. A scorecard this bad use to be just any other game. Now it had announcers trying to talk around their disgust 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was telling the wife earlier today that everyonce in a long while someone hits the roof in Tampa. I didn't expect it to prevent a homer in Milwaukee the same day. That's insane 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Feels like this team is going to need a miracle against Skubal. And he's so well rested he might throw 120 pitches 100
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Man fuck the Tigers for letting LA have Skubal. Gonna get a salary cap without a floor and let those idiots keep doing dumb shit like this 010
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My father in law signed into YouTube tv on my tv which means I'm seeing commercials on a daily basis for the first time in years. The amount of post 9/11 era toxic masculinity & patriotism is really something. 121
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why is he facing the top of the order a second time?? 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Austin Riley hit a go ahead homer in the eighth on a 100mph pitch. Sure. Why not. Playoff Baseball! 000
Reposted by @eyetwitch.bsky.socialJeff @jeffdonahoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mean this with as little respect as possible. Fuck the Phillies. 06518
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Three back foot HBP by the fifth inning is weird 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Chris got that Hall of Fame swing & miss going today my god 000
eyetwitch.bsky.social @eyetwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Swinging at ball 4 and 5 after going up 3-1 with Drake on deck. Very smart. Intelligent baseball. 010