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LIL GREEN

@eyeneedanap.bsky.social
145 followers 105 following 653 posts

I like peace & quiet, music, sports & food. Black women have my heart & so do cute animals.

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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lmfaooo I’m sorry but you ain’t gone never make me dislike an auto shop where the men a lil rough around the edges
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This lady is walking her dog & she’s letting him/her just go all in folks yard tryna find a place to use the bathroom. And she ain’t carrying not a nan bag to pick it’s mess up with smh
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P the SkeetQueen ✨ @honeypeee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ll pay for the gas. I will. But why don’t the gas LAST?? That’s my whole problem
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Wow you're so quiet" Me with someone who actually knows me:
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Idt I’m feeling Drake’s Iceman album…
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Teonykkia Starr @teonykkiastarr.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
wealthy people should give me money today
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My coworker today asked the IT lady (who’s trans) if she & her wife used a surrogate to have their kids. Baybeeee the way that white on white crime would’ve on & popping in that office & I would’ve turned away too cause you don’t ask that smh
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☆ *ೃ🐚༄ ☆ @shellyybelly.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I ain’t been on this thing in a longgggg time. What’s up yall.
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Fuck yall doing? 🤣
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Soulaan Sherb💦🖤 @shalocs.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I need help 🥹
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Men & Studs… what yall pay for your haircut?? Im tryna see sumn.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
After 3 months, finally getting a haircut tomorrow!!!! I can’t wait lmfao
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I love black men. I saw this black man today yall. He was gorgeous!!! Pretty ass skin, nice smile, has waves, dressed nice. I told him he was a beautiful human & so handsome. He smiled & giggled. I hope I made his day. If I didn’t have to be professional I woulda told him he’s “sperm donor fine” 🤣
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
By far the worst test I’ve ever had to do. Absolutely would not do this again 😩
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I had to have an esophageal manometry today & lemme tell you… my throat hurts 😩. Who got any home remedies besides gargling salt water?
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I can’t seem to make above a 74 on my tests & it’s pissing me off cause I’ll think I did well then bloop. Did shitty.
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
This why she needa tell you…
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m sorry but omg
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I just know that heffa ain’t crying???
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yall are so boring. Don’t talk back or nun.
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I knew the Lexapro was working when I casually walked .3 of a mile in the cold ass 34 degree ass rain not mad, not bothered, not upset at myself for making a mistake. In my head I was all sunshine & rainbows thinking “well I got a little exercise in on my off day” 🤣🤣🤣 just blissful af lmfao
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
So gather round folks 🤣. Today is my 2nd day in my new position which means I switched parking decks that I park in. I used to park right next to the clinic I worked at… however that was $98 (after the $30 subsidy) & waaayyy on the other end of the hospital than where I am now. So I picked the lot
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Finally no more paying $98/month to park for work. Switched positions & switched parking decks!!!
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Showed up 19 mins later to your appt & fussing at me cause you have to sign annually paperwork. Please bffr & shut up
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Don’t tell me to do something cause now I’m not gonna wanna do it.
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The prep is the worst part about a colonoscopy cause they put you to sleep & you don’t even feel them inside ya ass. Bad thing is they don’t wipe the line off when they’re done.
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My dad said he put five shots in the drink
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Absolutely tf not. Why???
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’m chugging this drink a lil too fast. I’m finna be tipsy o & talking crazyyy in a min 🤣
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I might have a drinky drink but just one
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
At my big age I still don’t know what my hair type is but I do know what products work for my hair lol 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Christina Proenza-Coles @proenzacoles.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
At 16 Barbara Johns led a strike for equal education in her Virginia high school & filed a law suit that was foundational to the 1954 Brown decision. She survived Klan harassment & championed American democracy.
Black and white graduation photo of a young person in cap and gown. She is smiling but the photograph itself, lined with folds and near tears, looks as though it has survived harm.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/02/2025
I have questions about Christ's abdominal region here
Medieval representation of Jesus on the cross and his abs are portrayed somewhat phallicly
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$miley @himalayaplaya.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
all cocky shit included. im that nigga.
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If my body could tolerate it I’d drink it everyday but without a gallbladder that shit makes me shit 😩🤣
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
ME: *sleeps for 3 days* MY BODY: That did absolutely nothing
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
"I can't wait to have fun on my day off!" Me on my day off:
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
how small talk feels to an introvert
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This why I’m never visiting Australia
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Him @mistahim.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
To all my Black Queens.. Don't let em try to trick you... Better know that you're something special!
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Nah. These cramps fr finna take me out. Not even the heating pad is helping.
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Lmfaoooo mane please. We not even bad.
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My big heart & creativity
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Angela Basset
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Talked me outta a crash out that woulda kept me from starting my new position
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Rocket power
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LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It’s gone be okay eventually. Life is worth living.
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