LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Lmfaooo I’m sorry but you ain’t gone never make me dislike an auto shop where the men a lil rough around the edges 090
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 16/05/2026This lady is walking her dog & she’s letting him/her just go all in folks yard tryna find a place to use the bathroom. And she ain’t carrying not a nan bag to pick it’s mess up with smh 090
Reposted by LIL GREENP the SkeetQueen ✨ @honeypeee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I’ll pay for the gas. I will. But why don’t the gas LAST?? That’s my whole problem 0122
Reposted by LIL GREENTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026"Wow you're so quiet" Me with someone who actually knows me: 29819
Reposted by LIL GREENTeonykkia Starr @teonykkiastarr.bsky.social · 15/05/2026wealthy people should give me money today 021
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026My coworker today asked the IT lady (who’s trans) if she & her wife used a surrogate to have their kids. Baybeeee the way that white on white crime would’ve on & popping in that office & I would’ve turned away too cause you don’t ask that smh 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I ain’t been on this thing in a longgggg time. What’s up yall. 010
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Men & Studs… what yall pay for your haircut?? Im tryna see sumn. 000
Reposted by LIL GREENPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭 724265585
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 15/02/2025After 3 months, finally getting a haircut tomorrow!!!! I can’t wait lmfao 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I love black men. I saw this black man today yall. He was gorgeous!!! Pretty ass skin, nice smile, has waves, dressed nice. I told him he was a beautiful human & so handsome. He smiled & giggled. I hope I made his day. If I didn’t have to be professional I woulda told him he’s “sperm donor fine” 🤣 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 14/02/2025By far the worst test I’ve ever had to do. Absolutely would not do this again 😩 110
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I had to have an esophageal manometry today & lemme tell you… my throat hurts 😩. Who got any home remedies besides gargling salt water? 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I can’t seem to make above a 74 on my tests & it’s pissing me off cause I’ll think I did well then bloop. Did shitty. 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025This why she needa tell you…media.tenor.coma woman wearing glasses is giving a thumbs up with the word pbbt written on the bottomALT: a woman wearing glasses is giving a thumbs up with the word pbbt written on the bottom 010
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I knew the Lexapro was working when I casually walked .3 of a mile in the cold ass 34 degree ass rain not mad, not bothered, not upset at myself for making a mistake. In my head I was all sunshine & rainbows thinking “well I got a little exercise in on my off day” 🤣🤣🤣 just blissful af lmfao 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025So gather round folks 🤣. Today is my 2nd day in my new position which means I switched parking decks that I park in. I used to park right next to the clinic I worked at… however that was $98 (after the $30 subsidy) & waaayyy on the other end of the hospital than where I am now. So I picked the lot 100
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Finally no more paying $98/month to park for work. Switched positions & switched parking decks!!! 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Showed up 19 mins later to your appt & fussing at me cause you have to sign annually paperwork. Please bffr & shut up 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Don’t tell me to do something cause now I’m not gonna wanna do it. 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025The prep is the worst part about a colonoscopy cause they put you to sleep & you don’t even feel them inside ya ass. Bad thing is they don’t wipe the line off when they’re done. 010
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025My dad said he put five shots in the drinkmedia.tenor.coma man in a brown suit is sitting in front of a wine rack and making a funny face .ALT: a man in a brown suit is sitting in front of a wine rack and making a funny face . 010
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I’m chugging this drink a lil too fast. I’m finna be tipsy o & talking crazyyy in a min 🤣 120
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025At my big age I still don’t know what my hair type is but I do know what products work for my hair lol 🤷🏽♀️ 000
Reposted by LIL GREENChristina Proenza-Coles @proenzacoles.bsky.social · 08/02/2025At 16 Barbara Johns led a strike for equal education in her Virginia high school & filed a law suit that was foundational to the 1954 Brown decision. She survived Klan harassment & championed American democracy. 011230
Reposted by LIL GREENJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/02/2025I have questions about Christ's abdominal region here 101910031567
Reposted by LIL GREEN$miley @himalayaplaya.bsky.social · 08/02/2025all cocky shit included. im that nigga. 011
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025If my body could tolerate it I’d drink it everyday but without a gallbladder that shit makes me shit 😩🤣 000
Reposted by LIL GREENChronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/02/2025ME: *sleeps for 3 days* MY BODY: That did absolutely nothing 952760
Reposted by LIL GREENTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025"I can't wait to have fun on my day off!" Me on my day off: 623724
Reposted by LIL GREENTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025how small talk feels to an introvert 930052
Reposted by LIL GREENHim @mistahim.bsky.social · 08/02/2025To all my Black Queens.. Don't let em try to trick you... Better know that you're something special! 0172
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Nah. These cramps fr finna take me out. Not even the heating pad is helping. 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Talked me outta a crash out that woulda kept me from starting my new position 000
LIL GREEN @eyeneedanap.bsky.social · 08/02/2025It’s gone be okay eventually. Life is worth living. 000