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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Why all the good whites dying??

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Fuck that. State's rights or whatever, grab a shovel and get to digging, bitches.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

All the horrifying things in those files... "Penetration to the point of bleeding, eating babies, the killing of their victims... I'm certain he played a big part in all of it.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I thought that I was the only one that says "fuck it, I'M GETTING FOOD" 🤣🤣🤣

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis. Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention. So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption. 1/ Here it is - in one🧵

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I had a friend in high school that suffered with sickle cell. I mean STRUGGLED. Bro would miss whole weeks of school because he'd be in pain, his eyes would damn near be glowing yellow when he was at his worst. I hope anyone suffering from SCA can get this treatment. ❤️

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Another year, another day where no one calls me "Daddy."

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

She ditched her black family to spend Juneteenth with her white boyfriend and his family... Damn it's time to vacate the premises cuz this ain't my scene.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

My mind can't fathom that which it hasn't experienced.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

This is like those baseball cards from the 70s where every 20 year old looks like they've been working on cars in the dark for 30 years 😭

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This is no time to accessorize, Google. I want to know if cars are about to start flying.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

MF busboy got a MAGA tattoo on his arm and 15 teeth in his mouth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 AND HE FILTHY

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The way people say "a bullet cures pedophiles" but haven't busted an actual shot yet...

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I'm three episodes in to #SpiderNoir and the only criticism I have is the overuse of CGI for little things that could have been practical effects. Why did they have to CGI a cup of COFFEE 😐

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

"Something that will put me on a list, but you wholeheartedly agree with me."

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I miss this feeling. May the universe bless all who have found their one ❤️

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It's insane that no one has sampled the "This Is Halloween" beat. Lemme figure out Fruity Loops real quick...🤔

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

THIS is the time you need to hear that your brother has a couple of Nigerians on speed dial that'll do anything for him. But then you remember your brother is Juicy Smoolier 😭

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

1st pic: Brussel sprouts are an underrated veggie and deserve more than what they get. 2nd: are those pepperoncini peppers in the roast?? What that do?🧐🤨 3rd pic: bacon wrapped *anything* is good but asparagus is top tier. 4th pic: HOW did you get your broccoli so green?!

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Niche Neega @strange.blacksky.app · 30/04/2026

We can be cool as fuck online but the friendship really not locked in til we get food together

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

They're trying to rewrite history in real time, because only NOW am I paying anything close to $6/gal.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Attempts*. There hasn't been a real one.

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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I'd just not pursue a relationship with them lol

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Don't post them or myself online anymore

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

1989 Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo ❤️😍

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Game Informer or Electronic Gaming Monthly

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

My mind. If they're my best friend I have dirt on them that would destroy them😈

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Ngl, you look like a dude I went to high school with. He was a cool dude, I'm gonna assume you're cool too, until you do some weird shit lol.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Lenny Kravitz: 5. Had a ton of bangers

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The Blade reboot, b because *someone* has to do it

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Not sure, but I'd run whatever franchise with an outlook on getting & keeping repeat customers through a consistent quality with our product.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Chicago. First order of business: investing in the future. Pay them teachers right, fund school lunches & after school programs, go to every district and talk to the citizens about what their specific needs are when it comes to their children's futures and try to give them the tools they'll need.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Dickies or Carhartt. Clothes that have both fashion and function capabilities are in low supply.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

When I imagine a restaurant style burger, this is what I see. *HOMEMADE*

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Did wearing a MAGA hat comes in the store, asks where the sippy cups are. I tell him EXACTLY where they are & go about my business. 5 minutes later he's at the edge of the aisle looking dumbfounded. I tell him "turn to your left." This MF turned to his right. They're not beating the allegations.

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

*Burger patty hits grill* *Summer madness plays* *Black family hits the Dougie walking in the door* Deep voiced narrator: "Aww yeah, summertime is in effect at Applebee's..."

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Mahershala has been in everything except BLADE 😭😭😭

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