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EyeHeyChew

@eyeheychew.bsky.social
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Est. 1981. Yep, that's me in the PFP. Can you guess what movie that is? Gamer nerd, foodie, animal lover, insect hater & non believer. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop. Fuck this current administration. #blacksky

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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why all the good whites dying??
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fuck that. State's rights or whatever, grab a shovel and get to digging, bitches.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
All the horrifying things in those files... "Penetration to the point of bleeding, eating babies, the killing of their victims... I'm certain he played a big part in all of it.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fuck it, I'm back.
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ALT: Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I thought that I was the only one that says "fuck it, I'M GETTING FOOD" 🤣🤣🤣
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis. Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention. So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption. 1/ Here it is - in one🧵
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I had a friend in high school that suffered with sickle cell. I mean STRUGGLED. Bro would miss whole weeks of school because he'd be in pain, his eyes would damn near be glowing yellow when he was at his worst. I hope anyone suffering from SCA can get this treatment. ❤️
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Dream Woman
YouTube video by Tarrus Riley - Topic
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Another year, another day where no one calls me "Daddy."
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
She ditched her black family to spend Juneteenth with her white boyfriend and his family... Damn it's time to vacate the premises cuz this ain't my scene.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My mind can't fathom that which it hasn't experienced.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is no time to accessorize, Google. I want to know if cars are about to start flying.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
MF busboy got a MAGA tattoo on his arm and 15 teeth in his mouth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 AND HE FILTHY
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm three episodes in to #SpiderNoir and the only criticism I have is the overuse of CGI for little things that could have been practical effects. Why did they have to CGI a cup of COFFEE 😐
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I miss this feeling. May the universe bless all who have found their one ❤️
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
One of many*
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's insane that no one has sampled the "This Is Halloween" beat. Lemme figure out Fruity Loops real quick...🤔
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Want Demand
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Niche Neega @strange.blacksky.app · 30/04/2026
We can be cool as fuck online but the friendship really not locked in til we get food together
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
They're trying to rewrite history in real time, because only NOW am I paying anything close to $6/gal.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Free her 😭
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Attempts*. There hasn't been a real one.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'd just not pursue a relationship with them lol
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Don't post them or myself online anymore
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
1989 Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo ❤️😍
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Game Informer or Electronic Gaming Monthly
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My mind. If they're my best friend I have dirt on them that would destroy them😈
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ngl, you look like a dude I went to high school with. He was a cool dude, I'm gonna assume you're cool too, until you do some weird shit lol.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Lenny Kravitz: 5. Had a ton of bangers
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Blade reboot, b because *someone* has to do it
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tryna get me killed 😂
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Not sure, but I'd run whatever franchise with an outlook on getting & keeping repeat customers through a consistent quality with our product.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Chicago. First order of business: investing in the future. Pay them teachers right, fund school lunches & after school programs, go to every district and talk to the citizens about what their specific needs are when it comes to their children's futures and try to give them the tools they'll need.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Mr. McDickerson 🫢
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Dickies or Carhartt. Clothes that have both fashion and function capabilities are in low supply.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
When I imagine a restaurant style burger, this is what I see. *HOMEMADE*
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Did wearing a MAGA hat comes in the store, asks where the sippy cups are. I tell him EXACTLY where they are & go about my business. 5 minutes later he's at the edge of the aisle looking dumbfounded. I tell him "turn to your left." This MF turned to his right. They're not beating the allegations.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
*Burger patty hits grill* *Summer madness plays* *Black family hits the Dougie walking in the door* Deep voiced narrator: "Aww yeah, summertime is in effect at Applebee's..."
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Mahershala has been in everything except BLADE 😭😭😭
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
That's clearly Steven Segal and his doctor discussing pizza toppings.
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Bitchin Post💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦⚧️📎Never Trumper @bitchinpost.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m not Catholic, but I am Team Pope.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I love how unserious the internet can be 🤣
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm *IN* one and I can confirm, these MFs are DUMB. Had someone tell me they don't pay attention to politics then complain about prices going up. I said "you might not mess with politics, but they're messing with you... Should start paying attention, bucko."
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
And a rapist.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I can't explain the images my brain comes up with, but I know I'm not the only one that sees it.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Microsoft, y'all are some dirty bitches. Not only did you raise the price on Live, you got rid of the ability to earn a free month?? Fuck y'all. I should have never left the old ways.
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ALT: a bunch of flags are flying in the wind with the words lennndrx.tumblr in the bottom right corner
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This piece of sentient lint is destroying not only the U.S. economy, but the way the rest of the world perceives us. Because he trying to leave a legacy as a successful businessman, only to be known as a pedophile and a rapist.
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EyeHeyChew @eyeheychew.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Other Dollar Trees have women twerking in the aisles. My Dollar Tree has grown ass men playing with the dog toys like kids. We are not the same.
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