Reposted by Ian Reaganjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026huh, this piece nailed the AI bros like a decade ago 511774284
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Leaked end credit scene to the Hershey Biopic featuring HB Reeses. 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Disney investing in OpenAI and allowing their IP to be sued for Sora… I repeat myself: Why THE FUCK did we go on Strike in 2023 if this shit is still allowed??? 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Anyone who is shocked that Somali Americans are absolutely COOKING conservatives with these memes lately clearly never spent any significant time with African Immigrants… they are without a doubt the most lethal jokesters on earth! We owe our lives to them, and their promised land of Minnesota! 110
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Pay very close attention to the diction of these tyrants. Trump says this time that “Lax Migration policies” are to blame. Migration, not immigration. They will try to restrict or more closely monitor movement within the country, including for citizens. Just look at the camera network BPD has. 020
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist here: But is it not even a little suspicious that within a week of a federal judge ordering an end to the NGs Deployment in DC, a terrible double murder happens that then “justifies” the presence of the NG? And that murderer happens to be an immigrant? 020
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Me: I’m in my body… straight dys’n it… and by “It” i mean my mophia. Gf: i…. I just need you to understand, I never know what the fuck you’re talking about… like ever. 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 13/11/2025This compounds with my often repeated stance that the engagement based algorithm in social media has exacerbated the underlying issues of america’s slide into nationalism 10x. That was probably Zuckerberg’s greatest crime. 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Me: Why doesn’t anyone else like putting the ketchup directly on the fries? GF: Because it will get soggy. Me: Not if you eat them fast enough! GF, visibly confused and upset: Tell me again why you don’t like milk in your cereal? Me: Because it will get soggy. 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 25/09/2025OpenAI wants to build multiple data centers that require 10 gigawatts of power? It only took 1.21 gigawatts to zap a car BACK IN TIME!!! 010
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Just gunna drop this here for no particular reason: interglacial.com/pub/text/Umb...interglacial.comUmberto Eco: "Eternal Fascism: Fourteen Ways of Looking at a Blackshirt" 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 12/08/2025So we’re witnessing the military part of this authoritarian takeover, right? Ain’t this exactly what “The Second Amendment is there for”? Sic Semper Tyranus, guys… come on. Or is that just when the big bad tyrant is asking you to get a fucking flu shot. 020
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Me after telling my co-workers about the HIV+, Homeless, Vietnam Vet, on Heroin that my mom let live with us for a year: What do you mean not everyone had an “AIDS” toilet they weren’t allowed to use? 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Fun fact, this is essentially how Black Adam was shot. 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Are we far enough removed from the height of the “Peak TV” trend to admit it was terrible? Like… it was TV for people who hate TV AND it was Movies for people who hate Movies. 011
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 24/07/2025GF: My Dad wrote me a song when I was little and it was so cute! Me: My Dad once let his cigarette ash get SO LONG while he grumpily tied my shoe that it activated my anxiety disorder watching it grow. 010
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Not that petitions will do anything in this faux dictatorship, but: www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/9...thepetitionsite.comSign Petition: 'Alligator Alcatraz' Is the Newest Site of Human Rights Abuses Against Immigrants. Demand Its ClosurMaggots in their food, sweltering conditions, overflowing toilets, and being locked inside cages in tents: these are the conditions of 'Alligator Alcatraz.' (40760 signatures on petition) 041
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Dear Scientist, Sometimes shit just be like that fr. Y’all can pack it in. —A former STEM kid turned mediocre Humanities kid. 031
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Our Friend, Martin. A truly unhinged “Historical fiction” I think about almost every day. 021
Reposted by Ian ReaganBlank Check with Griffin & David @blankcheck.bsky.social · 26/06/2025THE STREAMING EVENT OF THE WEEK! BC LIVE PREMIERES TONIGHT AT 8PM! We’ll be in the chat tonight answering your questions and dishing out behind the scenes details… Tickets still available here: lnk.to/BCSocials 1727
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Growing up during the Iraq and Afghan Wars, seeing how the adults all behaved and being told/believing “don’t worry each successive generation is smarter!” makes all of this so much more frustrating… because, like, we (GenY/GenZ) were supposed to be smarter, man… wtf happened!? 031
Reposted by Ian ReaganJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Remember all that “genocide Joe” and “Kamala is a war hawk” shit? Yeah…psyops. It worked. 480186653962
Reposted by Ian ReaganThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/06/2025ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video theonion.com/ice-rel...theonion.comICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading VideoWASHINGTON—Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a video Tuesday in which Gov. Gavin Newsom is seen being beheaded. “This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” […] 1461908205
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Did anyone else’s parents at multiple times make them sign strange, not legally enforceable contracts riddled with spelling errors? 121
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 11/06/2025“I don’t know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought with… but watch this Drive” —Einstein before rocking a 500ft drive. 021
Reposted by Ian Reagan𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/06/2025In the next civil war, "the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon, but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition, and ignorance on the other." - Ulysses S. Grant, 1875 13857351694
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 10/06/2025 You have 2 options. 1. Ban generative AI or make public university free. You COULD do both if you were really cool. apnews.com/article/ai-s...apnews.comScammers are using AI to enroll fake students in online classes, then steal college financial aidFinancial aid fraud is exploding, thanks to the rise of artificial intelligence. Crime rings are deploying “ghost students” — chatbots who enroll in online college classes and stay just long enough to... 041
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 10/06/2025If all of the children die from preventable illness, who will we get to work in the mines? IS RFK STUPID?!? 010
Reposted by Ian ReaganTara Haelle @tarahaelle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025THIS IS A BIG DEAL. This is the most egregious and dangerous thing Kennedy has done yet to remove access to #vaccines. (It’s also what that I & many others explicitly predicted & feared before he was confirmed.) He can now fill this CDC committee w anti-vaccine people. 1/n apnews.com/article/kenn...apnews.comRFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committeeHealth Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines. 42859253
Reposted by Ian ReaganElizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 09/06/2025RFK Jr.‘s extreme anti-vax views — and his related conflicts of interest — were a huge problem during his confirmation process. So he promised not to change the vaccine advisory panel. Today, he fired every single expert on that panel. It's a public health disaster.apnews.comRFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committeeHealth Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines. 1369163646198
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 09/06/2025There is no need for violent protest in a democracy. In a fascist regime, however, any “riot” against the establishment is justifiably self defense. 000
Reposted by Ian ReaganDisembodied Head Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 09/06/2025We're all aware these "ICE agents" are literally the same people who carried Tiki torches in Charlottesville, right? 21537145
Reposted by Ian ReaganRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Assault on nonviolent citizens 38537652014
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 09/06/2025In spite of how annoying it is for people to admit, diction, and particularly semantics, matter. Now more than ever. ICE says they will only deport “violent criminals.” We’re intended to think that means robbers, murderers, etc. But the thresholds of “violent” and “criminal” are deceptively low. 200
Reposted by Ian ReaganTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The city of Glendale, in Los Angeles County, announced today that they're quitting an agreement with ICE thad allowed ICE to house its detainees at the Glendale police department. mynewsla.com/crime/2025/0...mynewsla.comGlendale to Stop Housing ICE Detainees - MyNewsLA.comGlendale city officials Sunday stated they were terminating an agreement with the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security to house federal immigration detainees at the Glendale ... 252177384110
Reposted by Ian Reaganmensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025LAPD when they think nobody is watching 18162746714101
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Nothing more embarrassing than pulling in from work as my girlfriend is leaving with a car full of her friends and she yells “WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO??” And I shamefully roll down the window to say “The soundtrack from Walk Hard…” 000
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 03/06/2025There are no reasonable, sustainable, or moral excuses for or uses of generative “A.I.” All it is good for is harassment, misinformation, and the eradication of human creativity and work. I’m BEGGING Tom Cruise to destroy cyberspace rn 010
Reposted by Ian ReaganNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025old ads used to be so cool. baffling lie. four kinds of typesetting. ends in a demand 1364136719
Reposted by Ian ReaganTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Recognizing that there are plenty of good reasons to not want a physical media library, I think complaints about the user experience of DVDs being "slow" might just push me over the edge to "kids these days" 2454694197
Ian Reagan @eyean96.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Criminally Underused Gender Neutral Pronouns: Buddy Chief Boss (Hoss) Big Dog Ace Sport Skipper Slugger 031
Reposted by Ian ReaganObsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 27/05/2025This much cool should be illegal 944369560
Reposted by Ian ReaganThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/05/2025‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism theonion.com/adverti... 454094329
Reposted by Ian ReaganPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Bail Organa: Through blackmail, deception, and domination using the power of the Dark Side, Palpatine has gained control of the Republic Jar Jar Binks: The rebellion needs a Palpatine of the Light Side 1061789
Reposted by Ian ReaganThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/05/2025A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt... 297242473325
Reposted by Ian ReaganDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 26/05/2025The Burning Blade Tavern at Universal’s Epic Universe catches on fire every 15 minutes. Inspired by ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ (1931) 354173
Reposted by Ian ReaganRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Leave it to Kermit the Frog to give an actual great commencement speech. 💚 19594132
