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Gorten D. Fisherman

@eyanj.bsky.social
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Fujifilm photo taker, kitchen magician and friendly neighborhood raconteur.

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Coral King @rocketcoral.bsky.social · 21h
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 17h
Hakeem Jeffries is Kufi Eric Adams.
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Please Do Not Feed The Succubus @notoriouslynay.blacksky.app · 17h
The colored ones too! 🙌🏿
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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep, that Mike Tomlin youtu.be/_h_pQ1-5iQg
youtu.be
EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am motherfucking EXHAUSTED.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/10/2026
“What a crock of sh*t!” Katie Phang torches Todd Blanche after he declares, “There’s not a prosecutor in this country that should ever, ever violate a court order,” pointing to the Trump DOJ’s documented noncompliance with court orders in her OWN Epstein files lawsuit.
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Historically High Podcast @historicallyhigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our Three Mile Island Accident episode is out today! It took 14 years to properly clean up the TMI Unit 2 site. That and a whole bunch of court cases. The Nuclear Regulatory Commission had a real bad episode from start to finish. Listen in now! #HistoricallyHigh #ThreeMileIsland
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i will put 20 bucks on him smelling like the Hudson at low tide on a hot day.
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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Burt Bacharach, Nona Hendryx, Jim Croce, Jimmy Webb
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Jeff Goldsmith @yogoldsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Carpenter (@TheHorrorMast) on They Live @AcademyMuseum : It’s about Yuppies The KKK, the white arian resistance, started the rumor that it was about Jews. And they asked me, was it about Jewish people taking over? I couldn't believe it. And I'm like these assholes. How dare you! Fuck you!
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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David.
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sklutecase @sklute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bare reggae. 2 hours of strong records. Homeward Bound on KMHD playing now.
audioplayer.opb.org
KMHD Jazz Radio
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Mi’kael Meyerz. 👻 @brittanyalauren.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Bbq sauce is a liquid! 😂😂😂
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Andy Adams @flakphoto.news · 30/09/2026
Yeah 📚
A hand holding a circular sticker against a dark wooden surface. The sticker features a cartoon illustration of an anthropomorphic coffee mug with eyes, arms, and legs, holding an open book and reading it while steam rises from the top. The text around the border of the sticker reads "READ MORE PHOTOBOOKS" in capital letters, with "DEADBEAT CLUB" printed near the bottom of the central illustration.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Police in Singapore have charged a man who is accused of posting an AI-generated image of a saltwater crocodile in a popular reservoir The fake image caused public concern, authorities allege, and the national water agency suspended its work for two days
bbc.com
Singapore crocodile: Man charged over AI image
The defendant could face jail or a fine after the image sparked a search operation in the city’s largest reservoir.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
she's been goofy as hell since that Nickelodeon money stopped rolling in.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching the same people have the same exact conversations with each other every day for the last 10 years and still not learning a damn thing. No view point change. Nothing. the mind is boggled.
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
scrippsnews.com
Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@dartadams.bsky.social sighting on ESPN2!!!
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
back in MY day, we had 26 episode seasons.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"So Far Gone"... the prophecy has been fulfilled.
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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
me on sharing info, especially here:
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xoxoTitra @xoxotitra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
100% Remote 💻 Full Time Job AZ, GA, FL, AR, NC, AL, CT, TX, WI, VA, MD, TN, OH, OK, UT, ID, KS, MN, MI, and NV Starts at $15 (I kno, I kno❤️‍🩹)…BUT it’s overtime⭐️ AND u can apply for other positions⭐️⭐️ after 90 days🙏🏽🫶🏽🙏🏽closes Sept 30th wsgc.applicantstack.com/x/detail/a2q...
wsgc.applicantstack.com
Customer Service Representative - Williams-Sonoma Inc. Customer Care Centers
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Soapy @soapy2019.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's a sooper dooper cool coffee table.😃
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@christhewriter.bsky.social happy belated, fam. blame the bud not the heart.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
did the same thing earlier then went grocery shopping. might go back out to the jetties with my camera.
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Allan Lorde @allanlorde.com · 26/09/2026
I have “Really Doe” on a posse cut playlist. It’s a gem from an album I really need to revisit.
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NeuroBody™️💫 ♎️ 10/9 @blkginger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s too long to post, so here is the link. How can we help her? This is straight BULLSHIT and I want names www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyhHUUtY/
tiktok.com
I hope this lands on the right side of TikTok because it took a lot out of me to record this video and be this vulnerable #fyp
TikTok video by Windy Singo
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just had my first serious "I miss my goddamn truck" moment. lol
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=91Y1...
music.youtube.com
Enchanted Lady
YouTube video by Enchantment - Topic
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow, they locked the video down! "A whistleblower lawsuit in California alleges the finest berries were not sent to Canada: instead, millions of pounds of fruit containing non-compliant levels of pesticides and chemicals crossed the border, and the company tried to cover it up."
cbc.ca
Whistleblower alleges millions of Driscoll’s berries sent to Canada with excess chemical levels | CBC News
A whistleblower lawsuit in California is alleging millions of pounds of Driscoll's fruit containing non-compliant levels of pesticides and chemicals crossed the border into Canada, and the company tri...
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Uylu...
music.youtube.com
Why Have I Lost You
YouTube video by Cameo - Topic
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
goddamn. it's only 8:15!?!?
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
bit.ly
It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i need a cbipwich in my life.
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Terita @terita.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People who didn’t see the crack era live and in color.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq3m...
music.youtube.com
Hunnit Dolla Hiccup (feat. Stove God Cooks)
YouTube video by Armani Caesar - Topic
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dawg. imagine you wake up in the morning and find out you have piqued @pablo.show curiosity in your business dealings. WitSec can't save you.
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
"The affected items were distributed in Pennsylvania, Maryland, New York, Connecticut and New Jersey."
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=x8io...
music.youtube.com
Sho Nuff Boogie, Pt. 1
YouTube video by SYLVIA - Topic
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Heads up for anyone traveling to Mexico make sure you aren’t breaking any laws. They are giving maximum penalties to Americans in retaliation for the administrations policies. My friend was put in jail for two prerolls they forgot were in the bottom of a bag. That only got you a fine until June.
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
GA people, my job is hiring for the Tucker/Atlanta, Marietta/Acworth, and Lawrenceville areas. If you have health and/or sales background and interested, let me know. Starting pay with no experience is around 85k a year
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
65 degrees outside right now. All praises to the most thigh.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
he rolled that beautiful bean footage during an RNC fueled Grindr outtage that all the blogs wrote about too. lmao
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Bremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 20/09/2026
Well done again 🇪🇸 Spain’s new weapon against drink spiking: an ice cube that traps the drug as evidence euroweeklynews.com/2026/09/19/s...
euroweeklynews.com
Spain’s new weapon against drink spiking: an ice cube that traps the drug as evidence
A Madrid startup has built an ice cube that turns blue, bitter and solid the instant a drink is spiked, trapping the drug as evidence for police.
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boosie out here embarrassing his children yet again. smh
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Gorten D. Fisherman @eyanj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
do i wwnt eggplant parm or chicken parm?
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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