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@extraspacestorage.bsky.social

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We treat your stuff like our stuff. 😉 Because we raise your rent until it is our stuff. 🤑 Then we sell it to the highest bidder. 💰 Colonizing the 🇺🇸 since 1977 reddit.com/r/ExtraSpace

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Every big multi-billion dollar corporation needs to incorporate a little brainwashing.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

#iykyk 😏🤑

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Thanks to our arbitration clauses, we triumphed over the communists who sued us in a class action lawsuit for bait-and-switch prices. There are rumors @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov @newyorkstateag.bsky.social & @kwameraoul.bsky.social are investigating us, but we are working with them to avoid any actions.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

@kwameraoul.bsky.social another tenant filed a complaint with the Illinois Attorney General this weekend. We're going to sell his stuff before you all get to it though, cool?

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

New discrimination lawsuit. Who dis? DEI? Bye 😂

dockets.justia.com

Burkhardt v. Extra Space Mgt., Inc.

Labor: Other case filed on February 18, 2025 in the California Eastern District Court

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The Republican Party understands that monopoly is fun. Consumer protections are rules, and rules are meant to be broken. Don't kill our vibe, Jan.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Twitter suspended our account! What happened Elon? We thought comedy was legal now.

Screenshot of X/Twitter reading:
Your account (@ExtraSpaceX) is currently suspended. For more information, please log into x.com.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Add us! We're fighting for oligarchy. That counts, right?

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

You're welcome! 🙂 You should definitely not post this meme with a bad review on Google Maps.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

🙋🏻‍♀️Oligarchy forever! Corporate overlords unite! We live for the drama... and cash money 💰

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a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

That's a breach of contract. Now, they're our bees and medicinal herbs. Thanks... How much do we sell this shit for? 🤔

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

🙋🏻‍♀️Oligarchy forever! Corporate overlords unite! We live for the drama... and cash money 💰

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a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

@suckercarlson.bsky.social we added you to our funny pack. Add us in yours! Us Russian spies have to stick together!

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

@repjackkimble.bsky.social we added you to our funny pack. Add us in yours! You know, quid pro quo.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

@rogermarshallmd.bsky.social we added you to our funny pack. Add us in yours! You know, quid pro quo.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Extra Space has entered the chat, bitches.

Meme of Versailles, King of France, and French royalty that says:

POV: Extra Space bought your storage company so it can raise your rent.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Someone called us a parody. 😧 We are as serious as cancer, so we added a check to our picture. To help fight disinformation, we made a starter pack of other super legit non #parody accounts. Repost and comment any suggestions.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

We only just started crafting it 😅, but thanks for sharing.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Hope you bought insurance! 🤣 Jk! We don't care. We already got your rent for the month! 🤷🏽‍♀️

nbcphiladelphia.com

Fire burns through units at New Jersey storage facility, leaves one person injured

One person was taken to the hospital after a fire broke out at a storage facility in South Jersey on Friday.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

We hate when the cops seize our customers' stuff. That's our job. No wonder he didn't mind our rent increases.

Nashville Fugitive Myles Owens V Dies in Standoff Amid Suspected Suicide as Accomplice Is Arrested on Multiple Charges

Myles Owens V, a fugitive, died by suspected suicide, while Kenneth Strickland Jr. was arrested at the scene for identity theft and motor vehicle theft.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our company around it.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

We raise your rent in his name and seize your belongings as offerings to him... and in the name of cash money 💵 💰

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Have you ever heard of Russia 🇷🇺? Have you ever heard of Mormons? Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.

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Alt: an animated painting of Joseph Smith with glowing eyes and a circle around his head that says stargate

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

We're so smart! 😊🤑

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

This might contribute to the housing crisis. Excellent! 🤑 We'll raise the rent on all the homeless bums until we've drained them dry.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

We're so proud to have a political and legal system that supports our important work of violating our customers' rights for profit. 🫡🇺🇸

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Another job well done! If we warned you, you might have enough time to make other arrangements.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Madam Alien, you insult us. We do our best to gouge every customer. We'll get you next time! Give us another shot.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Soon your property will be ours

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

We're starting to walk in our truth. And that truth is making bank raising rent and selling other people's stuff. 🕺

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

We're starting to walk in our truth. And that truth is making bank raising rent and selling other people's stuff. 🕺

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

This week, we announced a major milestone: We now have over 4000 stores in the US! We are taking over facilities left and right until we own everything and you have no options. 😃