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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Every big multi-billion dollar corporation needs to incorporate a little brainwashing.

Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Thanks to our arbitration clauses, we triumphed over the communists who sued us in a class action lawsuit for bait-and-switch prices. There are rumors @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov @newyorkstateag.bsky.social & @kwameraoul.bsky.social are investigating us, but we are working with them to avoid any actions.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

@kwameraoul.bsky.social another tenant filed a complaint with the Illinois Attorney General this weekend. We're going to sell his stuff before you all get to it though, cool?

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The Republican Party understands that monopoly is fun. Consumer protections are rules, and rules are meant to be broken. Don't kill our vibe, Jan.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Twitter suspended our account! What happened Elon? We thought comedy was legal now.

Screenshot of X/Twitter reading:
Your account (@ExtraSpaceX) is currently suspended. For more information, please log into x.com.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Extra Space has entered the chat, bitches.

Meme of Versailles, King of France, and French royalty that says:

POV: Extra Space bought your storage company so it can raise your rent.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Someone called us a parody. 😧 We are as serious as cancer, so we added a check to our picture. To help fight disinformation, we made a starter pack of other super legit non #parody accounts. Repost and comment any suggestions.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Have you ever heard of Russia 🇷🇺? Have you ever heard of Mormons? Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.

media.tenor.com

a painting of a man with a circle around his head that says stargate

Alt: an animated painting of Joseph Smith with glowing eyes and a circle around his head that says stargate

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Another job well done! If we warned you, you might have enough time to make other arrangements.

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

We're starting to walk in our truth. And that truth is making bank raising rent and selling other people's stuff. 🕺

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Extra Space Storage @extraspacestorage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

This week, we announced a major milestone: We now have over 4000 stores in the US! We are taking over facilities left and right until we own everything and you have no options. 😃

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