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@extranapkins.bsky.social
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tommy Digger, stand up, Tommy Digger / where have you been all of my life?
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YKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 01/10/2026
www.patreon.com/yourkickstar...
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found something like this in my apartment a few months ago, it looked just like a tiny speck of lint or dust, too small to see well. I think it was the nymph stage of an assassin bug, they cover themselves in dust or debris or whatever is around. Pretty freaky sight
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jeffrey Vacation
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unveiling my new character Noah Baumbach Superfan Who's Never Heard of Kicking and Screaming
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dogs that mouth the toads can become temporarily paralyzed and sometimes die if not treated immediately.
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Disinvited 4 truth
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How do ADHDWomen even manage to remember that they posted a reddit thread, let alone figure out how to make it back there to check replies
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My television desperately wants me to "verify it's me." What the fuck are you talking about
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Making my pills more effective by rubbing them on $100 bills before I take them
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ohhhhh yeah that makes sense. God their brains are so streamlined
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did you ever figure out how they turned the phrase "Average Joe" into "Average Day Joes"... Where does the Day come from
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm more looking for a topical predator
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Apparently there’s a right way and there is a wrong way
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wife mad about “Zendaya” mispronunciation
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Judge called me over to the couch after my trial
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What are some bugs you can get that eat those bugs you put in to take care of head lice
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Misremembering how old I am and making eye contact with every 60yo guy at the show trying to remember if I knew them in college
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My lettuce parasites caught diarrhea from me
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Card
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Had a dream where someone asked me about Terms of Endearment and I was explaining that it's actually about side characters from a previous McMurtry novel called Moving On but the movie version of Terms basically uses the physical character descriptions from the main characters of Moving On
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It must feel so sick to be a spider just sitting motionless at the center of your web and blowing back and forth with the breeze
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Keep those nasty ghouls away from my stuff
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Clipping a tiny lav mic to my foreskin
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
amazing call from extranapkins
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Weird I guess I'm the only person in the entire universe who noticed Callum Turner looks like the Deliverance kid
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Trying to figure out if this trail of poops is leading to the toilet or away from the toilet
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(noticing how closely the word "orange" resembles the word "aren't") There's gotta be a way to turn this into a joke
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The guys who came up with webp should be flattened with a steamroller
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Manifesting the groceries I'm going to buy at the store
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My AI has escaped containment…. It’s taken over the flower-wearing-sunglasses-and-holding-a-small-plastic-guitar statue I keep on my desk and is causing it to dance maliciously to the beat of Bachmann-Turner Overdrive’s “Takin' Care of Business”
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Embarrassing
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The thing about TSA is that it’s stupid and bad but also the people doing it are extremely stupid and bad at their job
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Today’s teens have started performing their dreaded Teen Takeovers in the Under Armour aisle at Dick’s Sporting Goods, preventing many healthy middle aged men from having safe access to shirts of sufficient breathability and bicep room
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ordering off the secret menu at the barbershop to get my haircut "animal style"
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Is there no one in Game of Thrones Land doing any scientific inquiries at all? You'd think someone over there would have invented the internal combustion engine by now
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If I was The Cyclops I'd be like Hey, you know, I'm also 40 feet tall
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One cool thing about driving a car is that when you bust off huge pieces of your car due to crashing into objects due to not looking out of your windshield, you can just leave the huge busted off car pieces wherever, just leave them on the side of the street or blocking the sidewalk, it's fine
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hawk Tomb-a
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hey if you're in Chicago come see me at the Trashland Zine Fest on Sunday at the Empty Bottle, 11am-4pm
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yeah it's still chugging along, after all these long years
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Postcard
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Matt @bosty.ca · 05/07/2026
Got some wonderful art from @extranapkins.bsky.social
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Taylor Swift / football guy wedding is so romantic. Sources close to the real couple are reporting that they've even written their own NDAs, to be exchanged during the ceremony
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 03/07/2026
nyc friends be careful outside today. its even worse than yesterday, the 2019 film about a man who remembers the beatles
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The heat dome fucked up when it tried to heat up my ass
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Getting Matthew Modine pilled (cooking down Matthew Modine’s body and consuming the solid by-products)
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Huey, Dewey, and Louie are greatest generation or something probably
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