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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'M HAVING MY SPINE PLACED ELSEWHERE IN 2027 SO PLEASE SUPPORT
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U G ORGANIC THROAT BLOWER
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
CHEERS MY BROTHER
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Quint Jaws
ALT: Quint Jaws
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DRAGGED ON TO A SUPER CAVITY umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
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THE COMMUNAL ROTATIONAL LUNG, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
17 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
MARK ?
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
BLOCKED
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
SKYPE DARK WEB GUY, EH ? RESPECT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I ALSO RESPECT THE FACT YOU WROTE ‘BLAIR WITCH’ TO PRETEND YOU ARE A VHS VETERAN
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
WHAT FORMAT IS GTFO ?
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
SEES A BLAIR WITCH PROJECT CLIP ON TIKTOK ONCE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
DROWN A COPPER umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/diet-c...
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DIET CALCULATOR, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
14 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
IM BUSY
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🥲
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BELLEND EVEN HAS THE SIDE PARTING
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
OSTRICH LIMBO
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NO I REFUSE TO DO THAT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
PEA’S CLAPPING WOULD FREAK ME OUT LIKE SUNFLOWERS ALL MOVING IN ONE DIRECTION
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
FOUR YEAR OLDS DON’T UNDERSTAND CONCEPTS. ALSO INFINITY DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH NUMBERS. COMPLETE ENDLESS EVERYTHING IS BEYOND NUMBERS. ITS LIKE SAYING YOU LIKE SPORTS AND THEN QUOTING THE PERIODIC TABLE.
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
INFINITY ISNT NUMBERS BASED
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NOPE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NO
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I WORK FOR A COMPANY THAT REFUSES TO USE ANY TOOLS OR DEVICES THAT ASSIST US. CANT SAY WHAT I DO. ITS PRIVATE.
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NOPE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
SOME PLANE FREAKS WOULD KILL FOR THAT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
LIFE CAN BE A FUCKING PERFECT BAG OF NOTES
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
KARLMEL LIGHTS (MAYBE)
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
MARLBOROFESTO
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
IM STILL HERE BARELY
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
😢
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
HEARD HE WAS A CUNT ANYWAY
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
MY GREAT GRANDAD JUST FLOPPED IN HIS GRAVE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ON SEGA LIKE SONIC. UNCHARTED LIKE PLAYSTATION. ITALIAN PLUMBER LIKE NINTENDO. IN SPACE LIKE NASA. IM A CHICKEN AND PASTA MAN.
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
EVERY TIME A NEW YORKER DIES
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
DOUBLE BASS TIPPED OVER ITS OWN ARSEHOLE BOWED
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
👆
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🫡
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
TROMBONE PUSHED INSIDE THE JAWBONE UNTIL IT SPLITS IN HALF
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
CLARINET BENT BACKWARDS INTO A CLASPED SET OF LIPS
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
MUSIC TO ME IS JUST A BAG OF NOTES BEING DRAGGED ABOUT AND THAT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
THIS IS WAY TOO GERMAN FOR ME AND I LOVE IT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’M A HOIST THAT RAG FELLA BUT I GET IT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
AS IS CALL ME AL BEING A REFERENCE TO AL BEING SHORT FOR ALAN
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
THEY CAUGHT WIND OF THAT CAT IN A BOX BULLSHIT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
MUSE THE BAND MANAGED TO TIME TRAVEL AND INTRODUCE BLUES MUSIC TO THE SUPPOSED INVENTORS OF BLUES MUSIC
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE IS JUST BLACK DICE BUT THE DUDES HAVE THEM HATS WITH PROPELLERS AND THEY BLOW KAZOOS ON THE REGULAR
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
BLACK DICE IS JUST ANIMAL COLLECTIVE BY DUDES WHO WEAR NIKE TRAINERS THAT HAVE BUGS BUNNY GRAFFITI ON THEM
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
ALT: Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
NOT THICC ENOUGH
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE HARLEY DAVIDSON umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/grease...
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GREASE PIANO, by HENRY CARAVAN
11 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
CHEERS BOSS
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