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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'M HAVING MY SPINE PLACED ELSEWHERE IN 2027 SO PLEASE SUPPORT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DRAGGED ON TO A SUPER CAVITY umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...
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THE COMMUNAL ROTATIONAL LUNG, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
DROWN A COPPER umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/diet-c...
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DIET CALCULATOR, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
FOUR YEAR OLDS DON’T UNDERSTAND CONCEPTS. ALSO INFINITY DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH NUMBERS. COMPLETE ENDLESS EVERYTHING IS BEYOND NUMBERS. ITS LIKE SAYING YOU LIKE SPORTS AND THEN QUOTING THE PERIODIC TABLE.
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ON SEGA LIKE SONIC. UNCHARTED LIKE PLAYSTATION. ITALIAN PLUMBER LIKE NINTENDO. IN SPACE LIKE NASA. IM A CHICKEN AND PASTA MAN.
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
EVERY TIME A NEW YORKER DIES
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
DOUBLE BASS TIPPED OVER ITS OWN ARSEHOLE BOWED
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
TROMBONE PUSHED INSIDE THE JAWBONE UNTIL IT SPLITS IN HALF
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
CLARINET BENT BACKWARDS INTO A CLASPED SET OF LIPS
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
MUSIC TO ME IS JUST A BAG OF NOTES BEING DRAGGED ABOUT AND THAT
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
MUSE THE BAND MANAGED TO TIME TRAVEL AND INTRODUCE BLUES MUSIC TO THE SUPPOSED INVENTORS OF BLUES MUSIC
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE IS JUST BLACK DICE BUT THE DUDES HAVE THEM HATS WITH PROPELLERS AND THEY BLOW KAZOOS ON THE REGULAR
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
BLACK DICE IS JUST ANIMAL COLLECTIVE BY DUDES WHO WEAR NIKE TRAINERS THAT HAVE BUGS BUNNY GRAFFITI ON THEM
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE HARLEY DAVIDSON umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/grease...
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GREASE PIANO, by HENRY CARAVAN
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
MICRO CLAIMS VIA EMAIL umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/ache-b...
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ACHE BETWEEN ULTIMATE DIFFERENT TIME PLACEMENTS, by LOUIS JOHNSTONE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ABSOLUTELY RECOMMENDED MUSIC BY ACADEMICS umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/a-pain...
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A PAINTING OF MY DAUGHTER, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
THREE CONCERTOS FOR SWING FLU umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/where-...
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WHERE DO BABIES GO ?, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I USED TO HAVE ENERGY FOR THE INTERNET
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
HELP ME FUCKING MAKE IT TO PAYDAY WITHOUT HOVERING OVER A FUCKING FOG umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/should...
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SHOULD I LET MY VEINS GROW LONG ?, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
MORE FREE ALBUM ART
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
FREE ALBUM ART FOR ANYONE TO USE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
ALSO HATE TO DO IT BUT ANY MONEY HELPS. WORKING MINIMUM WAGE WORK REALLY DOESN’T ALWAYS GET YOU WHERE YOU NEED THROUGH THE MONTH. I PUT MY SHIT UP AS PAY WHAT YOU WANT AS I UNDERSTAND MONEY AINT EASY TO GET FOR US ALL. PAYPAL ALLIEDCARPETS38@GMAIL.COM
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
THE GREAT SNAKE OF WISDOM IS NOW AWAKE umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/a-beas...
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A BEAST OF CONDENSATION, by WANDA GROUP
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
CHICKEN OR EGG
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
LARGE SHEET HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT THE PHONE. IT DICTATES WHAT EACH RELEASE SOUNDS LIKE. IF THE MICROPHONE IS CLOGGED THAT MONTH THEN THE RECORD SHOWS THAT.
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
ITS ABOUT FOOD
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
AS I SKIP CLOSER TO THE POND OF COMPLETE FOREVER INVISIBILITY SUBS WILL GET MORE AND MORE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
ITS APRIL AND IVE ALREADY MADE 7 RELEASES DO YOU MAKE MUSIC OR JUST PRETEND YOU DO ? umbrog.bandcamp.com
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
WHAT KIND OF LIFE DOES HE HAVE ? umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/what-d...
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WHAT DOES YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM SAY ABOUT YOU ?, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
12 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
LIMITED EDITION THROAT BLOWER CDR WITH EXTRA 1 OF 1 ART ON THE SIDE £15 UK AND EUROPE PAYPAL ALLIEDCARPETS38@GMAIL.COM GOTTA PAY OFF A COURT FEE AS PER
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
WHAT MORE CAN YOU WANT FOR FUCK ALL MONEY ? umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/bowing...
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BOWING TO THE CONSENSUS, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
19 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A TONGUE LIKE TIBETAN SILK umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/posses...
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POSSESSION CENTRE, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
ALBERT AYLER WAS IN BOYZONE FOR A FEW MONTHS
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
EQUIPMENT WORKED BIT GUTTED TBH
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
WANDA GROUP PLAYING IN BRUSSELS TONIGHT FIRST SHOW IN MAYBE 5 YEARS NOT SURE IF ANY OF MY EQUIPMENT WORKS
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
IAN LITTLE STRANGER
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
WHAT CAN YOU DO BUT SEE BEAUTIFUL CARS ? umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/bloate...
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BLOATED CANAL, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I LIKE AI SEEING SOME BLOKE DRIVE A SPACESHIP THROUGH A GREGGS AND THEN TRANSFORMING INTO A CARROT IS CLASS HOW CAN IT NOT BE ?
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
SOME REAL ACTUAL MUSIC ON THIS PAGE LIKE ACTUAL MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T RECOGNISE THE WIRE MAGAZINE AS A LEGITIMATE PUBLICATION umbrog.bandcamp.com
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
MAYBE YOU MISSED IT AND MAYBE YOU DIDNT CARE A COW SLEEPS IN A CAVE HELP ME GET THROUGH THE MONTH umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/aching...
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ACHING FOR A TAROT READING, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
12 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
RIP JAMES THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD THE EARTH BUY IF YOU CAN umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/aching...
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ACHING FOR A TAROT READING, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
12 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
PUSH YOUR PURSES OVER MY SKIN SUB EXCLUSIVE umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/aching...
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ACHING FOR A TAROT READING (EP), by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
5 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
BLOW SOME WATER UP YOUR PIPE umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/god-is...
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GOD IS MY ALARM CLOCK, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
15 track album
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I MEANT END OF THE MONTH BUT END OF THE MONEY SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF MY TUNES ALAS
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’LL BE HONEST JUST DID MY FIRST WEEK SMASHING AND RECYCLING TVS I HAVE NO DOSH UNTIL END OF THE MONEY HELP IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED WAIT UNTIL BANDCAMP FRIDAY BEGINS THOUGH LOU umbrog.bandcamp.com/album/god-is...
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GOD IS MY ALARM CLOCK, by A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE
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extempufo.bsky.social @extempufo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
IN THE SPIRIT OF NEEDING MONEY IVE DROPPED MY SUB TO 15 QUID FOR A MONTH YOU GET OVER A 100 PLUS RELEASES WITHOUT NEEDING TO PAY MORE FOR PAY WHAT YOU WANT HELP A FELLA OUT umbrog.bandcamp.com/subscribe
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