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dave egg

@explod.es
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I make computer games + stupid jokes Spruce Falls: A Murder Mystery. Demo out September! 🌲 games @ explod.es 𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸

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dave egg @explod.es · 13h
Nos da cariad! Sleep well !
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dave egg @explod.es · 13h
the best part of Witcher 3 is the scariest characters are Welsh. So proud
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dave egg @explod.es · 30/09/2026
you can turn it off in options
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dave egg @explod.es · 30/09/2026
yellow paint pathfinding to the clit is this anything
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dave egg @explod.es · 22/09/2026
If you would be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal (would you like me to summarise this?) I can call you Betty, absolutely! And Betty, when you call me, you can caaaaall meeee AI
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dave egg @explod.es · 22/09/2026
he was on the Colgate Hour
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dave egg @explod.es · 22/09/2026
listening to some lil jazz set and "paul buffano! paul buffano!"
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dave egg @explod.es · 21/09/2026
accidentally inventing perry cider at a press conference
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dave egg @explod.es · 14/09/2026
more like ed... Piss.
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dave egg @explod.es · 14/09/2026
Trying my best to get arrested due to capitalism
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dave egg @explod.es · 12/09/2026
im so happy we live in a world where some corporate types came up with a game name 'Call of Duty: Black Ops' and we just decided as a society to call it COD BLOPS
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dave egg @explod.es · 08/09/2026
accidentally put on the film Sloppy Hollow
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dave egg @explod.es · 07/09/2026
sup
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dave egg @explod.es · 07/09/2026
🎵 baby shoes do do doo doo do doo 🎵 never worn do do doo doo do doo
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dave egg @explod.es · 05/09/2026
lil bab
A cute cat who loves you
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dave egg @explod.es · 04/09/2026
British humour is actually very deep and has lots of levels to it. A lot of Americans don't understand that. youtu.be/XRN-5XQy3FU?...
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Shooting Stars - PEANUTS!!! - S5 EP1
YouTube video by BBCShootingStars
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dave egg @explod.es · 03/09/2026
same, but it's the glass of water they've been carrying around all day without drinking any of it
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dave egg @explod.es · 03/09/2026
DON'T ENCOURAGE ME
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dave egg @explod.es · 03/09/2026
I just went to unlock my bike from where I parked it and there was a guy there ringing the bike bell. He apologised and I said "don't worry, it won't run out of dings" and he just looked at me and said "ding ding". So that's that I guess.
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dave egg @explod.es · 02/09/2026
one of the best things you can do, as a guy, is to kick a dropped ice cube and say "well that's water under the fridge" to absolutely nobody
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dave egg @explod.es · 30/08/2026
every time I go on social media it's some shit like a guy yelling every word about how knowing the 'horse or cow rule' will change EVERYTHING I know about Better Call Saul
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dave egg @explod.es · 28/08/2026
Strike while the l ron is hubbard
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dave egg @explod.es · 26/08/2026
i just woke up from a strange dream where Jaffa Cakes had fumbled a pride month package design where they just wrote "I'm Gay" on the box
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dave egg @explod.es · 26/08/2026
pretty crazy how Rowan Atkinson is named after a diet, yet Mr Bean is named after a type of meal (bean)
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dave egg @explod.es · 23/08/2026
I guess petrol is kind of that, but the man is dinosaurs
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dave egg @explod.es · 23/08/2026
they should make a car flavoured shampoo for men
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dave egg @explod.es · 22/08/2026
On the other hand it is always good to ask people "do you have no grace nor poise?"
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dave egg @explod.es · 22/08/2026
Unfortunately I have had to add a cop to my game. But don't worry, I also gave him hayfever.
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dave egg @explod.es · 20/08/2026
Me irl: I wish people had the grace to think about how their actions affect others. Me online: p... pokemon ahegao to the polls,,
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dave egg @explod.es · 19/08/2026
visible collectable distracting from weight of emotional cutscene
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Haunted Publishing Syndicate @hauntedps.boo · 19/08/2026
Thank you for being patient! T.W.I.R.L is now available to play!
youtu.be
T.W.I.R.L. Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Haunted Publishing Syndicate
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dave egg @explod.es · 16/08/2026
The best games are set in 1998, so that's why the prices are so low. Travel back to the american midwest. We're waiting!
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dave egg @explod.es · 16/08/2026
Fear not, the Spruce Falls demo is on track for release this September! Since its inception the story is 287% more exciting, the lore is 412% more ridiculous, also we added punks. In the meantime, come to the Spruce Falls Diner. We have Milkshakes! #gamedev store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app...
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dave egg @explod.es · 05/08/2026
Just a fun little bird fact for y'all's
Fun fact! Peregrine Falcon
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dave egg @explod.es · 05/08/2026
what they gonna do, fight back?
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dave egg @explod.es · 04/08/2026
thought I was gone? WRONG. just tired
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dave egg @explod.es · 31/07/2026
yer da saves photos as jpegs, and the .jpeg filetype, not .jpg
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dave egg @explod.es · 31/07/2026
Frantically chugging the last fifth of whisky from the bottle and holding up a hand in the 'wait a second' gesture as the recycling van approaches at 6am
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dave egg @explod.es · 26/07/2026
love defeating the final boss in a game and after an emotional 2 hour cutscene your play score pops up and some guy in a thick Boston accent yells "U GOT 200 EGGY BREAD POINTS" before dropping you back into an outro about grief
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dave egg @explod.es · 24/07/2026
Screaming 'mandela effect!' because I wasn't paying attention to something my wife said
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dave egg @explod.es · 23/07/2026
I hope someone got fired for that blunder! Literally unreadable.
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dave egg @explod.es · 23/07/2026
The intonation is so good
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dave egg @explod.es · 22/07/2026
Pumpkin go up.
Pumpkin is growing up, despite gravity. Rude.
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dave egg @explod.es · 22/07/2026
I hadn't even considered that. 'nocs were invented in 1600ish, but this mad lad only had one eye bless him
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dave egg @explod.es · 22/07/2026
okay, if you know anything about John Muir you wouldn't draw him using binoculars.
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Clara 🌟 wishlist Pelikeeper! @trendywalnut.dev · 16/07/2026
CALLING ALL LOW BUDGET INDIE GAMES‼️ We're gathering games interested in participating in a "Low Budget, Big Heart" Steam Festival! 💰Self Published, Self Funded 🤏Under ~50k budget 🚫NO AI if you're interested in the festival sign up here: forms.gle/cndDrEf4rxiL... rts appreciated :)
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Low Budget, Big Heart Steam Festival interest form
We're looking for interested developers of low budget games to participate in our potential steam festival! Self published/self funded games are also welcome. If your game had a development budget ov...
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dave egg @explod.es · 18/07/2026
legend_of_zelda_wierd-al-system-of-a-down.mp3.exe
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dave egg @explod.es · 14/07/2026
Have we coined the term 'slop shipping' yet? Seems like most online shops are just that. I just want to make silly jokes online and now this
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dave egg @explod.es · 13/07/2026
So sad! They cancelled the last football match because the football died during the game :(
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dave egg @explod.es · 13/07/2026
I'm going through a wet spell
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