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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 16h

Trying desperately to keep 'kids these days' reaction from taking hold as I age but I think having the 5th no show interviewee for the line cook job I'm trying to hire for rn just might do it.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can the Feds even process, print, mail, and deliver $100 checks before Nov 3?

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If UW could win by 21 today, that would make my day.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm fine with nuking the Greek system from the face of every campus in the country, what's the holdup?

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Does Congress not have access to Basketball Reference? Steph scored 60 and the Hawks won in OT, it was probably the highlight of their whole season that year. Definitely a memorable game for a rando to watch!

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kim Stanley Robinson getting the drone part right cancels out the carbon-bitcoin stuff in MotF, we can once again hand it to him.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Madison Cawthorn Apology Forms are being drawn up and will be sent out for distribution shortly.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

refreshing the gamecast page for the fourth time to see if Dante Moore is actually playing today

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oh okay, nothing to worry about then if the big guys says we're good.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is dumb thing to say unless you've got a commercial real estate affordability, small business technical assistance plan, and restaurant red tape reduction act ready to go which, lol, LA most assuredly does does not.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When you get promoted from sous chef the actual job is chefxcel de cuisine.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just closed up shop and walking down the sidewalk and a police helicopter hovered and hit me with the spotlight for a beat. It's nice to feel noticed sometimes, you know?

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

One thing that still amazes me is that the two leads from Twilight are now in my "I will watch whatever they are in no matter how bad it looks because they always do interesting things" tier of actors with maybe 5 other people.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Two contributions to the burrito discourse: 1) bean and cheese is the best burrito. Not for nothing it's also the cheapest. And you don't have to go far up the income ladder to upgrade to Rancho Gordo beans and Petite Basque cheese and still have it cost less than beef.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

wtf. not that we live there anymore but my home from middle school and half the neighborhood is gone now.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I dunno man... Kelsey Plum would've dropped 30 on the best version of my HS team (2A 7th place at state).

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The crew at The Bear could have had a much smoother night if they had one or more line cooks on staff at any point in the last three seasons. Also I'm glad Carmy didn't kill himself. That is my final Bear take, please no one ever ask me about this show again, ever.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Hitting refresh on the Spokane Area fire incident map every few hours to see if my home from middle school is still standing. Not great. Family and friends have lost their homes already. Just insane how fast it all happened.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Really gonna be cooking with gas if they sub Kane/Bellingham into this game after the next goal

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Deeply funny to me personally that Trump is on track to How to Blow up a Pipeline the entire mideast supply chain, supercharge the global solar power industry, and follow it up with demanding international climate change reparations policy.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

what a vibe killing asshole. we were having fun! just let us have fun not everything has to be about you! Now I have to cheer for... Columbia? Norway? Egypt maybe? LAME.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Waffle House, American Teppenyaki, is gonna stick in my brain forever

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

One of my young cooks told me today that they've never been yelled at on the job before and I think that might be the biggest generational divide in the industry right now.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I think Wes Anderson is the key here; Bottle Rocket and Rushmore are extremely Gen X and are followed up by Royal Tenenbaums and Steve Zissou which define the Millennial aesthetic for the next decade.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Finally got to 82-0. Turns out the key is to get 60s Wilt without having to pair him with one of the 90s expansion team.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

82-0 is my new favorite hobby even though it pisses me off every time it draws "OKC 90s"

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Spencer making good on his promise to leave LA if he loses is too good to be true but today, I dare to dream.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I read this as being about Spokane and will continue to assume so. Let one Million Eastern Washingtonians bloom.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I shouldn’t be seeing spencer pratt headlines in 2026, I’m a human being and I have rights

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Spencer Pratt was a regular at my first LA kitchen job and one time he came back to the kitchen and gave the chefs crystals from his new crystals business and offered to cleanse the pass with healing crystal energy for us. This is basically how I think he'd operate as mayor. #TeamNithya

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Federal Bureau of Intoxication, babyyyyyyy!!! Woooooo!!!

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Stephanie Damassa @shdamassa.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

If you like what happened in Virginia, you’re gonna love DC statehood

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I really need to get back to doing stupid deadlifts for my stupid mental health

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Manic Pixie Dream Mayor over here is really going for it and I can't wait for this to catch on. Let a million Mamdanis bloom.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

yes, 'pope leo is weak on crime' is a great line, but don't sleep on him talking about priests getting arrested for holding services during lockdown and revealing that he doesn't remember who was president during COVID

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I'm going to be so pissed if It Happens anywhere other than inside a 6x8 cell.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Paige and Henry Jennings are American citizens, full stop 🫡

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My kingdom for a pool reporter to raise a hand, get called on, and simply ask, "Mr. President, are you fucking kidding me right now?"

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

What's funny here though is that the RAV4 is about as large as a late 90s Ford Explorer, for those that remember the "these vehicles are huge" discourse from the turn of the millennium.

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

this is going to be a long primary campaign so my 12 followers on here need to prepare themselves for a dramatic uptick in Nithya posting over the next 16 months

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Expired Caviar @expiredcaviar.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

RELEGATION. Add teams to Seattle/Vegas/Vancouver/Etc, reshuffle the G-League however you have to, whatever. Varsity/JV Leagues. Bottom two teams relegated to JV; JV league drafts in a newly created 3rd/4th round. Adam Silver DM me later for details on where to send the check.

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