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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 6h
Exactly. It’s the Tropic Thunder defense. Ben Stiller pointed out that the entire film hinges on the actors being completely out of touch. The offensive dialogue isn't the joke—their absolute ignorance is. The perpetrators are the punchline, not the victims.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 8h
I know I gaze into the distance and contemplate life's mysteries whenever I enjoy a slice
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 10h
Kruk tells a funny story about finally facing Johnson in the first game of an away series. “Hey skip. Can’t go today. My back ceased up on the long flight.” 😂
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@wychstreet.bsky.social The Martin Mull doc on Netflix is wonderful. Conceived by Bob Saget. He worked on it for four years before he passed. Apatow finished and cut it. Mull is one of the more significant multi dimensional artists of his generation. So inspiring.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I always feel bad for those people. It's not as if it's premeditated. Some might understand the situation and hang back. Most would follow their instincts and try to grab the baseball. Poor SOB might have to move.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That headband wasn't a style choice—it was crime scene tape
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
John and Paul had the same instinct in 1967 and they wrote Sgt. Peppers.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not a shred of empathy or humanity.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One has to wonder if Dodger owner and corrupt Robber Baron Mark Walter will regret the gobs of differed money he will owe Othani well into the next decade.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I was a young man someone gifted me an expensive Mont Blanc pen. I hated writing with it, but it was always in my shirt pocket. Trump likely isn’t having sex with her. He’s too old. But he likes having her in his shirt pocket.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
King wrote a straight crime thriller 'Billy Summers' a handful of years ago. It's taught and knowing the way the masters of that genre can achieve. It's doesn't have the sly humor of a Elmore Leonard story, but it has that same steady pace. You know reading the first chapter it's going somewhere.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't fret. Legend has it that Voltaire was on his death bed when a priest urged him to renounce Satan, he replied, "This is no time to make new enemies."
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sir, that sound you hear is a MSNOW producer dialing John Dean and checking is availability for multiple appearances.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if Colin Jost practices his Hegseth impression at home with Scarlett Johansson? It seems like a chill, couple-y thing to do.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A complex web of competing priorities.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Yankees Bernie Williams too. They have so many analytics now. The little card they keep in their pocket or in their hat that tells them where to play defensively. I miss the days when they'd trust an elite athlete to know the hitter and situation better then a data set.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sir, Jack Smith isn't just one of the best lawyers in the US. He prosecuted the Kosovo war crimes at the Hague for Christ's sake. You don't ask a question handed to you on an index card composed by a staffer and hope to set a perjury trap.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sir, Kimmel is broadcasting from Brooklyn this week, and naturally, the mayor was a guest. While the appearance was friendly and lighthearted, Mamdani carefully threaded the needle when the conversation turned to the President—maintaining his whimsical tone without saying anything to enrage Trump.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her hair extensions game is strong. She’ll fit in well at FOX News.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sir, dear God. We are at a point in time that the Speaker of the House is riffing dangerously on foreign policy. If Carl Albert had pulled this during your time you would have had his ass. We are being led by childish amateurs.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sir, as a kid our parish priest did attend some family events and it was as you described it. An indelible moment was chasing a loose ball and seeing Father off to the side so the kids couldn’t see smoking a butt. Scrambled my 8-year-old brain. Priests smoke!!!!
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know you aren't a fan, but politics aside, AOC a smart pol. I firmly believe the White House talk is about enhancing her profile. She'll either seize more influence in the house or make an eventual run for senate. I wouldn't bet against her in either scenario.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He'll be in the ground before the note comes due. He will leave wreckage in his wake, but he doesn't care. Trump is soulless.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm all for treating animals well and ethically, but shouldn't RFK in his role as Health Secretary be focused on - let me think - humans?
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There was an arc on Justified where Boyd Crowder became a preacher to conceal his true nature. Goggins’ performance was the best acting I’ve ever seen. He made Boyd a superb villain—so conflicted, and multi-dimensional that there were moments when the performance genuinely took my breath away.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sweep out the olds.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It could be a dentist in a Wes Anderson film.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She has a point. Private jets are ethically terrible, but if you’ve ever been on one, squeezing into row 32 for five hours on a commercial flight feels like grabbing a hot drink with Lucifer in hell.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The cabinet is chock full of misfits and borderline or outright criminals, but Hegseth is the most dangerous. Force readiness and US power aside he is an imminent threat to every soldier, sailor, airman and marine. If I had a kid serving I'd be frightened to death.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s as if you’ve time traveled to the 1800’s 😉
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you see my little friend along the way please say hello
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Clearly a mistake, but Lamb - who I like a lot - ran a shit primary campaign.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah man. Even in the cell phone world. Do remember weekend minutes?
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I prefer mine to be farm fresh with extra bacteria please. 😉
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
FOX News will be in the first sentence of his obituary in the US, but Roger Ailes - who is burning in hell - built that for Rupert. It’s not his sensibility; he’s a sensationalist who leans right. Rupert is a partisan of money making. He adores the FOX News profits, not the news organization.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pro tip. Pour milk into the bowl. Add raisins. Put it back in the fridge for 20 minutes or so. Take it out and add flakes. Marinate the raisins.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Excited about season two? Oh wait…
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They’d have to be sophisticated and cunning to pull it off. They’re neither. We live in the safe confines of their utter incompetence.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lamb actually has some of the best of Joe Biden. He's a very compassionate guy who sincerely believes public service is a higher calling. He ran a shit campaign last time. I don't think he'll make the same mistake twice.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sir, Conor Lamb bears watching. He's practicing law and biding his time as you once did. A successful Democartic challenge of Fetterman won't come from the left flank. It will be a moderate.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Even better still for Mike Trout who hopefully will be able to play for an improved team before he calcifies.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sir, he was addled for the final ten years as coach. Seldom on the recruiting trail, leaving game planning to assistants and spending less time with the players. He was left in place for name recognition and fundraising purposes. However, he knew about Sandusky and deserves the tarnished legacy.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The deal should close shortly before Mike Trout retires having played in three playoff games in his illustrious career.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He always makes me chuckle when Bill says, "Rog" in that still hanging on New England accent.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Flemming rant was dumb in so many ways. 1. Enough already with the damn unwritten rules. 2. A six-run lead is significant; not insurmountable. 3. Boone signaled to the Sox dugout that is you're not going to hold the runner they will take the bag. 4. The Sox bench and players seemed fine.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nothing funnier then a beta playacting being an alpha. Unsuccessfully attempting to top from the bottom.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He's hilarious. I just don't think the jokes are well written. It's all in his brilliant delivery and persona.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Over.
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Mike @expatpgh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I want to hate it, but Ti West is great and the cast is excellent. Funny, IMDB has Charles Dickens getting a writing credit. Which is amazing if true. 😜
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