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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 2h
dr house/maomao meme
dr house: "maomao, we need to cure the patient" but in chinese
maomao from apothecary diaries: "this is definitely not ansine" (lupus has been photoshopped out and replaced with "ansine")
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
0x0 what's this
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i solved it
goodbye to halos vol 1halogenerator
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if ziz had been cis would she have named herself jack slash?
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
tag yourself im "hodges intercepts, tries to fap back"
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Same Pic of Spinarak @samepicofspinarak.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
go, my children
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
oooooh you kiss fish you're a fishkisser
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"I am a gooner." - Keir Starmer, 2026 And they say the man's not got goals.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you want to Apartment click here.
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"hall oates" getting turned into "hol horse" is so funny
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"my assistant informed me that I then rolled over facing the ceiling and proceeded to light an imagined cigarette. I then spent 35 minutes whispering sweet nothings presumably into the ear of my shadowy lover. After this I passed out." you cant leave this part out
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
ok but listen. miku stole the leek from orihime
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
miraak saying the below
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
mythologies 👀 of 👀 g—wait you actually meant gridlock
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
northwest smith, with his space-bronzed skin, sounds dull by comparison
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the fed has a secret rule about it, google inflation rule 34
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
these 4 pieces recently genuinely became some of my all time faves.. both the content is full of life and im very proud of them artistically!!
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
why did this take 5 months to get a like. it was amazing to witness
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
me when a computer tells me about the "structural elegance" of my shitpost
curtis sliwa stop glazing me zohran
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
me when someone wishes me to use your cult in runequest: slayers, runequest: slayers next, or runequest: slayers try
lina inverse doing a lil dragon slave while looking rather put out
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
you can tell claude is trans because it keeps receiving injections
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
fact: "-ergic" in drug classes refers to their relationship to marginalized viking gender (ergi)
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
(astolfo rapping) bitch im a monster. no good cumsucker
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
due to the dual meaning of esperanto "elfaro" i propose the collective noun should be "an accomplishment of elves"
"an accomplishment" <elfaro> "a group of elves"

found in the appendix to ranto
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Peter @fqts.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The legacy lives on
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
instructions unclear, tried to read honi soit qui mal y pense backwards
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
this was in case i ran into a sload probably, they speak the version of esperanto with all the xes en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:N%...!
en.uesp.net
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
governor mike duggan, 2029, channeling his inner eric adams and calling michigan the croatia of the midwest:
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
had an old bookmark for a google search for the esperanto word mortigxu ("die!") and thankfully the ai summary is now here to tell me all about what it assumes i meant, mortgages on reflection if i was expecting anything it was gemini to pretend to die in pre-unicode esperanto
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
truthfully, it's uncle grandfather who's beria
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
brisket: family tradition.
brisket from guilty gear
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
a startup is gas town for humans
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
im luckbuild
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
but i don't need to make a copy of the xerox... actually, if i did, maybe i wouldn't have to wait in line at all... much to consider
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
excuse me, i have five commanders. may i use the xerox machine because i need to make some copies?
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
parasocial with this dude? this living "problem, prussia??" trollface???
trollface jomini
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
mankar "hand hook" camoran
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
programming depression quest 2, where you win by muting 'zoe quinn'
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
their lack of courage to say lowkirkenuinely is predictable and amusing
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wait author of planecrash says what
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
see also: abraham and sarah in ny. the methodology makes it look like the whole state is kiryas joel
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
rlhf is kenyans, gretchen would never do boring work like that
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
the thread goes on to be pro hamas/october 7th so yeah basically
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
laramie why from homestar runner
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
bsky on hearing this news
"fuck biden" -brian mcmanus
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
chastitty
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🫡
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
is it bullying if i make it do its thinking block in lowercase or is that just twinning
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
the three corners of the house of troubles
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elyse @exogeography.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
a canadian newspaper once covered my claim that oshawott was named after oshawa, ontario
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