exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026put your feet on the dashboard and shit into the footwell 001
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026new gta vi leaks reveal a new "vaginal microbiome" system where different foods and washing routines can introduce new buffs and debuffs based on vaginal status (dry, moist, puffy) 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026legitimately if youre over the age of 10 and still care about pokemon youre basically just an air conditioning unit 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026netanyahu has deployed dead by daylight players. have mercy. 010
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026try to remember, but my feelings cant know for sure, try to reach out but its gone. 000
Reposted by exodddusNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Friday, Power Players! What's coming out of your backlog this weekend? Here's our picks. 🕹️ 1134379
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026manifesting the timeline where chris hansen makes a twilight parody where he arrests taylor lautner for falling in love with a baby 000
Reposted by exodddusJoAnn @jojoinsf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#WorldAToZ #MusicChallenge Day 25: Free choice Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere - Neil Young With Crazy Horse youtu.be/bsZjKQEN1tY?...youtu.beEverybody Knows This Is Nowhere (2009 Remaster)YouTube video by Neil Young - Topic 61188
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026had such an EMBARASSING moment on the bus... my headphones came unplugged and my phone started playing the hitler speech i was listening to OUT LOUD! oh my god... awkward... 100
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026rest in peace ringo starr 1940-2026 thank you for the many years of positivity and joy 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026social media dystopias are so fucking stupid as a general rule of thumb. yeah dude the population rates each other on their phones and if they dont get a high enough rating uh oh they get sent to live in portland what are you fucking talking about 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026david lynch was fucking you guys about when he said dont watch movies on your phone its literally so chill to watch movies on your phone 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026im going to start bleeding out of the eyeballs if sony buys letterboxd literally i trust a24 more with that shit cos you wouldnt need to fuck with letterboxd users to get them to eat up a24 films sony on the other hand youd need to be pushing that shit 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026upset my mother by showing her my "how korean are you" test results 001
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026microsoft has filed a patent for a new technology that gently taps you on the nutsack once in a while with an invisible finger 010
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026when im dead make sure you clear my youtube history i watched a lot of family guy clips and i worry thats what my distant father will assume my entire life revolved around 010
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i got opps on lastfm i got opps on rym i got opps on discogs i got opps on aoty they dont like how i be rating how i be moving they disrespect the 3.5 hustle 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the texture of chicken kind of upsets me so when im making it i just like to pretend im washing a really fat dragonites mucky folds and that gets me through it 110
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@hillaryclinton.bsky.social i did not mean to reply to hillary clinton 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026we must travel to burkina faso. please buy me plane tickets 010
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026twitlonger? buddy you got nothing. theres no receipts. its a twitshorter. its a twitchode, its average at best. 142
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026a kotaku article called "i made doom run on my toddler" which is removed and only i remember 010
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sometimes theres beauty in the simplest things. this chicken fry looks like my late grandfather. 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my personal hell is i get trapped in ricky gervais body and i am powerless to control him and he doesnt know im there and i can hear his internal monologue and i just sit as a passive observer in his body 010
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026white people when theres fan made bug fixes and patches at the function 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026did you know that things havent been ok since they removed physical home buttons from phones 111
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@zamdami i have plans for new york. contact me at my business email 000
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026becoming one of those people who really badly wants to fuck the muppets on a whim 100
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026threw a jar of pickled cockles off a motorway bridge and killed a married man 100
exodddus @exodddus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026there's a level of anthroification that goes into bowser fanart (with a capital p) that really runs the whole gamut from "ethical debate" to "hipster dad" and i genuinely dont know if theres any character who has that kind of range in terms of interpretation 000