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Thom Roe

@existentialtreat.bsky.social
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Former adolescent. RESIST. Please no DMs unless you know me like that. (He/him)

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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i've never seen such an understated hat
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as a US citizen, i have to admit calling the US "hilariously-still-titled USA" is pretty savage but still appropriate.
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Kelso Reacts with 'BURN!'
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i was fucking BORN ready. everything that has happened so far in the twenty-first century has led us to this moment, and if we don't rise to the occasion, we're going to lose our country to communists, maniacs, and grifters
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she must have listened to this:
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Stand By Your Man
YouTube video by Lyle Lovett - Topic
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI is "intelligent" in the same way that a dictionary is "intelligent"
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that is entirely too much hair
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for not giving up when they try to talk over you. keep up the good work!
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mom and the three kids out for a stroll and maybe some lunch
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sure, fine. we can sort this out after the midterms. and we WILL sort this out
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagine how surreal this must be for the pickles
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh, god. the last thing we need right now is qanon "buzzing"
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every time i look at her, i feel SO SAD that there's a MR. britt because ew. but then i feel better about my own life so it's all good
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
let's not let kennedy off the hook, either. look at that misguided "gotcha" expression on foghorn's face as he's holding the poster
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was outside earlier, as the light started to fade, trying to get some photos of the deer in the neighbor's back yard. I knew the flash wouldn't reach that distance but I took one shot with the flash anyway, and ended up with my new favorite deer photo of all time
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Prancercise Walking Workout
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why is he dressed like a burrito?
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
should i know who these people are? if i were to LEARN who these people are, would it benefit me in any way? i don't know if i'm willing to invest the effort
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
classic
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The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)
YouTube video by czg123
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LET GO OF MY GODDAMN ARM
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DJO - Star Trek - I'm a Big Chocolate Slut
YouTube video by dayjoborchestra
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
68% disapproval. the dam is going to break, one way or another
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do we think trump's media bans will drive him down to 25% approval? i want to see the polling over the next few days
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
well, i mean. yeah. that's kind of our thing.
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sue his ass. this is yet another violation of freedom of the press. the media successfully sued hegseth for the same thing. it's obvious this is just a poor attempt at a distraction, but he needs to be held accountable nonetheless
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
relevant? either way, it's good stuff
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Lyle Lovett - Bears
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you know you're being screwed over when you have to pass a SECOND epstein law because the president is ingoring the FIRST epstein law
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
but i WANT to forget
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Muppet Doctor Gives Thumbs Up
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jennifer Aniston & Lisa Kudrow: Excited Friends
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
some of us saw it. *i* saw it. and trump's at 30% approval so a LOT of people (including some republicans) finally admitted he's a truly awful president and human being
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there isn't a thing of doing you might believe not to do, or in other words, try not to try of these things to not do, or do
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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David & Alexis Rose's Shocked Reactions
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i agree. i don't want to vote for democrats strictly because they're NOT AS BAD as republicans; i want to vote for democrats because they're clearly BETTER than republicans
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what's even worse is that they're saying his CURRENT condition is an improvement over his previous state. so exactly how bad was he before if THIS is what they consider better?
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i'd like spinoffs called "whoa now" and "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"they told me if i was good today i'd get a sticker, and later maybe some pudding"
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(for obvious reasons)
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"i like soup and oriental chicks. i wonder where i am" -- mitch's inner monologue
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
put them all in suits from the michael cohen collection
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
suggestion for new trend: anal dyeing. wouldn't YOUR balloon knot look so inviting in a muted shade of teal? want to freshen up your poop chute with a new coat of paint? ANAL DYEING™ MAY BE RIGHT FOR YOU!
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he looks so lifelike
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"i pushed my wife down a flight of stairs and set her car on fire because she ate my leftover pad thai. AITA?"
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why does he look so moist?
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"mistress" SINGULAR? i'm not so sure about that
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"i was just following orders"
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's just adorable that they think we're only going after trump. it's truly precious
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
do you think maybe melanie is in there?
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Thom Roe @existentialtreat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my favorite part about it is the utter absurdity. it's just so blatantly transparent and impossible
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