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existennialmemes

@existennialmemes.bsky.social
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I am Plum you may know me from such social media accounts as Millennial Memes for Existential Extremes on Facebook and Existennialmemes on Tumblr.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you can't find The Spark, start lighting some matches 💖
Tumblr user existennialmemes: My favorite Cryptid is Hope

Proof that Hope is a Cryptid:

Ephemeral

Hard to get a good picture of it

Lots of reasons to not believe in it

It can find you even when you least expect it

Tumblr user existennialmemes reblogged:

Sep 18, 2025

You may not believe in Hope, but Hope is stalking you from the edges of the forest, waiting patiently to make its move.

Tumblr user existennialmemes reblogged:

Sep 18, 2025

Find hope in small places. If you can't find any, make some by showing random kindness. Tell someone their outfit looks good, send a friend their favorite snack, put a dollar in somebody's cup, tell someone how much they mean to you.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Be Kind, but never be a Doormat" is legitimately one of my guiding personal philosophies.
You did it! You scrolled long enough, you found the Secret to the Universe! Congratulations!

They don't hand out this Secret, Esoteric Knowledge to just ANYONE so, be proud!

Are you ready? For Ultimate Enlightenment?

Here we go: Be Kind, but Never be a Doormat

Just kidding! The real secret is: Be Born Rich! Known in Celestial Circles as "a cheat code"
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FB is pissing me the fuck off again, so I'm gonna try posting over here for the first time in several years 😅 Tbh I doubt it'll last, but I'm giving it one more try.
Tumblr user existennialmemes: The man who wrote: "I'ma take your grandpa's style. No, for real, ask your grandpa. Can I have his hand-me-downs?" has more conscience and courage than nearly all of our elected officials.

Which supports my generally accepted axiom that a goofy, benign weirdo will always be more trustworthy than any average well dressed CEO.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tumblr User existennialmemes: "Nobody wants to work anymore" he scoffs, as he sprints down an alleyway, narrowly avoiding the shambling horde of zombies behind him.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" he repeats, as his feet scrape the pavement through the tattered shoes he can't afford to replace.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" he yells, as another flash blizzard springs up around him.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" he sighs, as his AmazonSmart Oximeter beeps to remind him that he needs 12 more productivity hours this week to earn full oxygen allotment.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" he wails as he rounds the corner, stumbling directly into another horde of zombies.

"Nobody wants to work anymAghhhh" he shrieks as he's eaten by zombies.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Ensure we start the New Year on a great note with this one WEIRD trick: equitably restructuring our entire society right now.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Genuinely frightening 🤷🏻‍♀️
Tumblr User existennialmemes: Jokes aside, I am feeling rather anxious that there are so many CEOs still at large.

Tumblr User existennialmemes replied:

I just think it's frightening that dangerous people like that are allowed to roam freely where at any time, they might walk into a boardroom and kill thousands of people with a stroke of their pen.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Thank you!!
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Tumblr User existennialmemes: 

For those of you outside the US trying to understand our recent current events, here's a fact sheet on US Health Insurance Companies:

They are all run by cartoon villains

The only way they make money is by denying as many people care as possible

They get to decide which medicines and procedures you get to have, not your doctor

They also get to decide how much they pay doctors for covered procedures, regardless of the billed cost for those procedures

You typically have to pay a significant deductible on top of your monthly premiums before they'll even pay out at all

They don't literally consume human souls in a parasitic bid to live forever, but they metaphorically consume human souls in a parasitic bid to live forever.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is pro capitalist boot licking drivel. You will not convince that insurers putting time caps on surgery could ever be a good thing. Additionally the idea that anesthesiologists are greedy and overpaid is just outright propaganda.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I have a tune in my head but I am not a Music Person so I don't really know how to describe it, and I am not certain it's original or just yanked from something I don't remember the source of, and idk how to figure that out 😅😂
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Is it too soon to be writing Folk Songs? Asking for me.
Tumblr User existennialmemes: The Claims Adjuster

There was once a modest man

No one knew his name

He was not seeking riches

He was not seeking fame

He sought only justice

For crimes gone unopposed

He set the tide in motion

Deny, Defend, Depose

For too long we've suffered

He refused to play their game

Now he's changed the rules

May we never learn his name
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just Festive Things 💖
Plum is laying on their side wearing a sparkly silver crop top, a long red and green mesh skirt with a high slit, and though high fishnets. They have a crown of horns and flowers on their head, clawed gloves, and are holding a big stick and smirking at the camera. 

text reads: May the Poor be Merry  And the Rich be Wary
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Also the proles have super powers because of a toxic waste spill or something. For added drama.
Tumblr User existennialmemes: Apocalypse movie where the World Ending Event is just the working class rising up together. And the movie is from the perspective of a rag tag group of NY billionaires trying to get to the coast so they can escape on their yachts.

And it's a classic horror/thriller in that most of them do not make it, but at the end one or two actually get to the coast. And they set sail on their mega yacht. Making plans to just live at sea for a while until they look different enough that they can sneak back into society undetected.

And then you just hear this loud THUD and the whole boat shakes and the camera pans over to reveal like a 100 orcas lining up to ram it.

The boat cracks in half and you hear their screams get swallowed up by the waters and then it just cuts to the end credits.

Thinking about this for absolutely no reason.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Rudolph is an Anti Work Anthem if you read between the lines
Tumblr User existennialmemes: 

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Was shunned for natural variations

Although not very common

Used to deal him verbal abuse

His nose was a typical deviation All of the other reindeer They never let poor Rudolph Then one foggy Christmas Eve Corporate came to say

Assimilate to the majority group

"Rudolph your accusations have been rejected outright, but we will exploit your labor tonight!"

And all of the reindeer who harmed him Never saw any penalties Now Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Is fundraising for therapy

Background image: Rudolph leading Santa's sleigh with a green & red border
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Instead of trying to scrub your executives' names from the Internet, might I suggest: Being a Better Person
Tumblr User existennialmemes: Safety Tips for Anxious Health Insurance CEOs:

Don't make your fortune by standing between sick people and their medicine

Oops, too late, just quit your job

Distribute your ill gotten wealth to the impoverished masses

Rally against for-profit healthcare systems

Help build an equitable society so there are no more desperate people resorting to such desperate measures.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Due to recent events I'm meticulously scrolling through my new drafts folder like "ok which of these are going to put me on a watch list, and which ones legally count as incitement?"
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you need a pick me up, just think about all these executives sitting in their boardrooms, now choking on the taste of their own oft forgotten mortality, wondering if they'll be next.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Ohhh gotcha, yes, thank you for clarifying!
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I sincerely don't know how you got that from this post. I am also celebrating this lol
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I hope this event will instigate change, but it doesn't automatically change anything, and that part is a serious bummer.
Tumblr User existennialmemes: The only tragic thing about the United Healthcare CEO is that it functionally changes nothing. A new CEO will just replace him.

I wish fantasy realm rules applied and once you've defeated the Evil Overlord all of their wicked misdeeds were automatically undone.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I am a Benevolent God 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
Tumblr User existennialmemes: 

The only Holy Trinity I believe in is:

Me (the Father)

My Body (the Son)

My Brain (the Holy Ghost)

Except it's usually My Body & Brain who are sacrificing me. And yet I bestow my blessings on them anyway. Because of Grace or whatever.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Healthcare is a human right
Tumblr User existennialmemes: My heart goes out to everyone affected by the tragedy of having a health insurance company compromise your life by rejecting your claims.

I am devastated for everyone denied the healthcare they need and deserve because an avaricious middleman industry inserted itself between you and your medical team.

I am significantly less moved by someone experiencing a predictable consequence to leading a life of cruelty and greed.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Impress your loved ones this Holiday Season, by fighting God™ in a Waffle House parking lot
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
May your Little Treats be Sweeter than The Horrors are Incomprehensible
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Season's Shriekings Tis the season to start screaming and refuse to stop (image: Plum is dressed in a silver top and red mesh skirt. they have horns and roses in their gate and point one clawed finger towards the camera. the background is green and snowy)
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It is moderated entirely by bots at this point. I didn't even get the option to request a review. Just "we think this is bad probably, not exactly sure how, but that isn't our problem. Comply or perish"
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Don't want see a lady's bulge? Then stop staring at women's crotches!
Tumblr User existennialmemes: You're worried about seeing a penis in the women's bathroom. I'm worried about why you're looking at strangers' genitals in the women's bathroom. We are not the same.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Facebook just made me delete this post because they flagged it for everything from self harm to solicitation and drugs and would not let me dispute it or request a review. My only choice was to delete it, and I am so sick of that fucking platform. So anyway, here's my cute Cheshire cosplay 💖
POV: you just got isekai'd into a miraculous nightmare world and now this thing won't stop trolling you

(a collage of three pictures of Plum dressed as a purple and pink cat)
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"Biological Man" or "Biological Woman." No, I'm just biologically tired. Weary on a cellular level. Assigned Sleepy At Birth 😴
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Please correct me if I'm getting this wrong! But this is the gist as I have gathered it from the articles I've read today.
Tumblr User existennialmemes: Very cool of South Korea to demonstrate how to resist a dictator, so the difference will be stark when our legislative branch doesn't do that.

Tumblr User existennialmemes replied:

I admit I do not know a whole lot about this situation, but from what I understand President Yoon (who is reportedly very unpopular) pulled the "My enemies are out to get me, the state cannot be trusted I am declaring martial law"

And the people and the parliament were just like "absolutely not." Widespread protests broke out and Parliament voted (I think unanimously) to overturn the martial law order a few hours later.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
✨ Executive Dysfunction ✨
Tumblr User existennialmemes: 

Me: Hey, we need to go do this thing right now

My Brain: You mean, it's urgent that I switch tasks immediately without delay?

Me: Yeah it's... oh no-

My Brain: [sets my body in the upright and locked position] well, if it's important enough to do immediately then it's important enough to stew about in an immobilized panic instead.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I'm not making two Blueskys. Deviant Plum content is going on this account too 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
Tumblr User deviantplum: I can't lie anymore. I am not down for "anything"

I am down for these activities in particular:

Hanging out with cats

Smoking weed with my tits out

Eating snacks

Watching cartoons

Any combination of the above

For all other inquiries please try elsewhere.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This isn't even my Final Form
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Magical Girl Style Transformation, but when the sparkles clear I've just become a Potato.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Remember that the best gift is Time Spent. Therefore we can safely conclude that the most thoughtful gift is: trapping your loved ones in a Time Loop
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The trope as a whole can be done in unproblematic ways, when the person making the joke is the kind of disabled the subversion suggests would have been mocked, but this particular example is just fully ableist. The joke is "haha I made you think Bad Thought" imo that's the same as just saying it.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The Christmas movie we deserve
Tumblr User existennialmemes: Christmas Movie, but it's from the perspective of Jesus Christ, who sneaks back to Earth, and is immediately confused why everyone is celebrating his birthday in December.

He wanders into a Megachurch on accident, thinking it was a mini mall, and hears an evangelist (who lives in a mansion) taking the Lord's name in Vain to guilt donations out of people. Then he gets arrested for rushing the stage and beating that guy with a whip.

A significant chunk of the movie is just his elaborate escape from prison, wherein he starts a riot upon learning how cruelly the prisoners are treated by a blasphemous carceral system.

The movie ends with him using God Magic on the president of the US, and being formally declared the Anti Christ by the Catholic Church

Tumblr User existennialmemes replied:

Also Jesus would absolutely be played by a Middle Eastern man, and there would be a scene where he's looking back and forth between a picture of Jesus™™ and his own reflection like "Ehh I really don't see the resemblance"
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is a Good Luck Post No need to reblog or like it or interact with it in any way. Merely gaze upon it and know that Mysterious Forces (me) are wishing you well.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It's December now. Which means I have officially checked out. Please do not expect things from me, possibly ever again, but for sure not in December. Happy End of the Year Rotting, to all who Celebrate 💖
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
One Milkshake to Bring The Boys, One Cold One to Bind Them, and One Song to Call Them All, Then Back In Town We'll Find Them
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Eggnog exists because someone looked at a bowl of custard and thought "Ok, but what if I could just drink that through a straw" I'm not judging. I'm just stating the fact.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is how I feel after ever comment I've ever left for anyone 😂💜💜
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The neurodivergent urge to wonder if you are performing Friendliness correctly. If your Friendliness has been appropriately calibrated to the situation at hand.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Character limits are stressful. What do you mean I have to just make my point and be done with it?? We are going on a little adventure here together. You cannot rush these things.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Cheers, to the End of Days Sorry, I meant end of THE day Eh, either way 🤷🏻‍♀️🥂
Plum is wearing a bright red crop top and short black shorts with a long black mesh skirt covered in stars. They have Ram's horns and flowers in their hair. 

they're holding a skull shaped chalice filled with red liquid and smiling towards the camera.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I'm sorry, my metaphor has gotten away from me, and if I don't go catch it, it will wreak havoc on the local ecosystem. Leaving a trail of disjointed references and unrelated anecdotes all throughout your dialogue options.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It reads as a massive red flag to me, because it feels like trying to force your answer by telling someone else first. Instead of asking YOU "do you want to be partners?" They asked "I already told someone we're partners can we keep that label" And I sincerely do not like that at all.
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
So, tacking "is it cool that I do this thing" onto the end of the sentence "I already did this thing" tiptoes into emotional coercion territory imo
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Devastating that I have to actually post over here in order to gather a following over here. And simply thinking about wanting to post here does nothing?? Honestly unfair that I have to chisel these thoughts out of my own brain. Just come get them yourself. My subconscious is cozy, you'll like it!
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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Tumblr User existennialmemes: Genuinely hilarious that the phrase "Work Ethic" doesn't mean, like, actually remaining ethical in your business practices.

It just means prioritizing your boss's income over your physical and mental well being, and has actually no bearing on "ethics" whatsoever.

Tumblr User existennialmemes replied:

I'm coining a new phrase, it's called "Employee Virtue." No, it doesn't mean being a virtuous employee. It means prioritizing your well being and stealing as much as you possibly can.

Example: "Stacy has great Employee Virtue, she lied to her boss and got the day off, because she's so burnt out. Also she stole like 800 pens."
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