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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the dentist says i can’t just leave my flipper in which means several times a day i have to look at my face without front teeth. this is terrible.
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lol my partner is on sabbatical this month which means he’s always around during my pre work alone time and i love him but oh my gosh i need to not interact with people before i interact with people for my job 🙃
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
open invite for anyone who doesn’t like the animation in seven havens to come fight me and get their ass kicked.
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Midwest is insane. the salad at this wedding was a slab of iceberg lettuce with a slab of bacon on the lettuce slab
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dodging seven havens spoilers like bullets 🫣
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
correction: my friend gets married tomorrow but i still get to see all my friends tonight and i’m still stoked.
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MY FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY AND I GET TO SEE ALLLLLLLL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT AND WE HAVENT ALL BEEN TOGETHER IN SO LONG!!!!!!!!!
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BASEBALL
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when your team (but not your main team) is in the playoffs and you get to hear ron darling call the game anyway so it feels like your team is double in the playoffs
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when your team is in the playoffs and you have to hear seven nation army a million times
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when your team is in the playoffs and you have to sit through a million ads for the military
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
omg let’s go sox
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
apologies to my cat for the spit take that showered him in pumpkin spice latte. i didn’t mean to.
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they sure do love space whales in star trek
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hockey season means politely nodding at partner while he tells me about hockey because that’s what love it
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so i need my two front teeth totally pulled and replaced with implants. this is awful and pokes every dental trauma button i have. tell me why my dental insurance deems this a “cosmetic” procedure and won’t cover it. restoring function due to bone loss seems medically necessary to me.
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Daily Spock @dailyspock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
crying! at the oral surgeon
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wish to only communicate through 30 rock references
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and it’s not even anna howard shaw day
Two part image 
Top: woman holding one finger up caption “one word. oral”
Bottom: woman holding two fingers up caption “two words. Oral surgery”
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am proud of the 2026 mets for hanging in there and sometimes finding their footing and putting up a fun to watch back half of the season optimistic for next year YA GOTTA BELIEVE
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
happy to report today that the kids are alright
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not to be dramatic, but this is the worst day of my life
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
first i saw that sam’s town by the killers turned 20 today and then i found a gray hair and now i’m listening to sam’s town and why are all these songs referencing getting old.
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I FOUND MY FIRST GRAY HAIR IM NOT OKAY
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in my headcanon ortegas and scotty hook up once decide it’s weird and are the bestiest of besties
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
goin into this weeks snw blind but already enjoying it and letting myself enjoy things and i love a lil ref to uhura/scotty in tos
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Daily Spock @dailyspock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there have been quite a few days in the last few weeks where my thirties have felt horrifying but today they feel pretty cool
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol the deep anxiety and dental trauma awakened by breaking my front tooth is also existential anxiety about my physical form breaking down and deep awareness that one day i will die!!!
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
for the first time in my adult life i can (just barely) afford my own dental care. i will be 33 next month.
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol dentist at 12 because my front crown decided to pop off 😬
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the problem w being a science officer is tos science blue just doesn’t look as good on me as command gold
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i’m ready to cry to bright eyes now
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i will be seeing william shatner’s metal band tomorrow the question is: do i wear my starfleet uniform to riot fest?
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
leaning into snw this week because i’m sick of being a hater and i low key loved the elysium kingdom episode
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
finalllllyyyy getting to josh johnson’s hbo special and i can never get over how adorable this man is i love this outfit so handsome
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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate like:
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Star Trek DS9: Kevan's Dazed Walk with Quark
Alt: Star Trek DS9: Keevan's reanimated corpse shambles down a corridor of Empok Nor.
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when non jews try to talk about what’s hateful to the jewish community 🙄
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol rimming is a playable word in nyt spelling bee but dick isn’t
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
okay but uhc still hasn’t paid a bitch for services rendered a month ago so free my fav mario brother
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if you have to say “i’m not complicit” when faced with criticism and accusations of complicity you’re probably being complicit
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
solo practice pay isn’t as consistent as group practice pay, but ya boi is making twice as much 🥹 WE DID IT
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
having a real tough time believing the crew would be following along with the admiral on this weeks snw
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
okay time to be someone’s therapist 🙌
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
post rosh hashanah drank 5 glasses of wine (5?) tummy:)
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the cake goodness gracious the cake i made tonight i could cry
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
jewish culture and history is more than the first 2000 years of our existence let the holy land be our kitchens with our wine and our weed and our homies that’s the only place we need to “go back” to
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hil @ewhilary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
juan soto scoring for the mets at yankee stadium is my kink
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