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Full time amateur Talks too much about FFXIV and sports and sometimes politics WoL: Ellanor Falborn (Primal|Exodus) Sometimes NSFW

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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"THE WHAT" meme
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another wonderful day to share this video!
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ever wonder what might've happened if Zoraal Ja's initial attack on Tuliyollal actually achieved his ends? Stranger in a Strange Land (working title) follows Ellanor Falborn's quest for answers and revenge in an alternate Dawntrail timeline. Read part 1 right here!
Ellanor Falborn and Erenville stare at an enormous airship floating above them. Smaller craft swarm the ship like drones in the hazy sky.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A pair of screenshots from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

The first depicts a pocket watch with "Don't forget 3 Oct 11" carved into the cover

The second shows Edward holding the watch and standing next to Alphonse, facing three left of the camera.
Edward: "There's no going back now..."
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need to find more fits and excuses to pose Ellanor in now that I'm in the Evercold waiting room
Ellanor looks at the camera with her head tilted to her right and her left hand raised. She's wearing a short sleeveless black dress, accessorized with black pendant earrings, a black chain bracelet with a red stone on her left wrist, a black ring on her left index finger, and a red ring on her right index finger.Ellanor Falborn reclining on a couch with her arms crossed. She looks down at the camera with an annoyed expression, her face darkened beneath her hair in the harsh overhead light. Her eyes lack the sparkle of your last interaction with her, a sign of her disappointment.

A flowing, red, sleeveless top covers her breasts, and her arms, crossed left over right, rest beneath them. Black trousers cover her legs, overlapped by a pair of dark red knee-high boots.
Ellanor Falborn looking up to the camera's left while reclining on a couch. Her arms are crossed over her chest, and she's wearing a short gray dress with a long back and a halter top.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think Ellanor does, but I haven't gotten the hang of posing and shooting her au naturale quite yet
Ellanor stretches while taking a shower, exposing her naked breasts to the camera
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your day when Skylar joins
Screenshot from the Lone Wolf mission in Halo: Reach

Current Objective: Survive
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Duality of Chip
Two skeets from @acosta32jp.bsky.social:

"Chip Kelly, perhaps I treated you too harshly"

"NEVERMIND THAT 2 POINT PLAY WAS SOME FUCK SHIT"
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I... I can't argue with that logic...
Saturnois speaks to Theomocent and Leigh about his decision to recommend Archombadin's expulsion from the scholasticate

"I do only what must be done. Countless lives were lost in the Dragonsong War. We must needs purge the church of any who espouse the false ideal that all men are not born equal, that the sins of our past are never repeated and that the clergy might be restored to their former glory."
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I'm "supposed" to be neutral in this investigation, but being the woman who set this entire turmoil into motion, I have a mind to help tear the entire Holy See down to the studs...
A despondent seminarian bemoans the lack of help from Ishgard's Temple Knights in the investigation into Ulaa's kidnapping. Her ire is directed towards Archombadin, the scholasticate prefect.

"The same knights who have pulled the wool over our eyes for a thousand years, stripping us of all we own to protect men like him? How heartening that is to hear!"
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's exactly what I thought it was LMAOOOOOO
Crammevoix has a lusty smirk on his face

"I'll take her silence as a yes. Now then, come--I've always wanted to tie someone up."
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh? And just what do you think I think it is, hmm?
A young woman stands over Crammevoix, whose hands are tied behind his back. Theomocent and Ellanor look on in confusion.

Crammevoix: This is, um... this is not what you think.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is this dude's deal? Guess I'll have to find out all over again!
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, that's not fucking happening
Bruvagnon: ...Very well. But no one is to speak of this to the headmistress. I will allow Madam Falborn to accompany you, but only for the duration of the investigation. And for the love of the Fury, be discreet.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spent another hour of my life making minor adjustments to Ellanor's room in the FC house. Couple of quality of life changes in the loft and the back side, but she'll really appreciate having her perfume of choice on the bathroom vanity. (The new spirits in the bar won't hurt, either)
A picture of the loft area in Ellanor's room. The wall lamp has been shifted to provide slightly more light, and a shelf has been installed to act as a nightstand.A picture of the downstairs area in the back of Ellanor's room. The screen in front of the bathroom has been removed, and the screen hiding the desk from view has been shifted forward to act as a door when Ellanor turns in for the night.A picture inside Ellanor's bathroom. Nothing has changed saved for the inclusion of an ornate bottle on the dresser, filled with Ellanor's preferred perfume that smells of lavender and sandalwood.A picture of Ellanor's front room. The wet bar has been moved slightly to accommodate a shelf to hold additional glassware. A collection of liquor bottles sit on the bar, ready to be opened and enjoyed by Ellanor and her guests.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ellanor spent all day remodeling her room in her FC house! Let's take a peek inside! The front hasn't changed much since she first put it together, but the back has seen a near-total redesign with a loft area for the bed and an all new bathroom! #FFXIVhousing #FFXIV
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How have I never seen this set before?? It's perfect for Ellanor
Ellanor stands in the Ocular of the Crystal Tower wearing black armor. She reaches for the sword on her back with a snarl contorting her typically placid features
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I had known the lore behind sages when I was deciding on a healer to pick up I wouldn't have given astrology a 2nd glance. Then again, I initially picked up Astrologian while I was still in Heavensward, so it's not like I had the option yet
Ellanor ponders a response to Loifa's declaration that he should've died instead of being granted his new life and powers if he can't save those he cares about.

What will you say?
"Whatever life you have is still a life, and you owe it to the others to make the most of it."
"Mahaud and Ancel still need you. You can't give up now."
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lalah really didn't think about the climates Ellanor would have to traverse to get to Idyllshire. At least her ears are warm... #ffxivgposers
Ellanor shivers in the cold while wearing a warm polar bear-styled laplander and woefully inadequate clothing
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The more I think about it, Ellanor sets herself up for failure every day when she gets out of bed. She just learned about the art of the Sharlayan Sages this morning, and now she's promising to protect a stranger's adoptive children?
Ellanor looks to Lalah Jinjahl with her sage's noutliths drawn, while the tattooed apothecary looks on
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Easy, now. You're alright. We'll get your children out of this, promise." Ellanor's mouth is once again writing checks she doesn't know she can actually cash, but she'll be damned if she doesn't try. After all, that's what she's been called to do time and time again, isn't it? #ffxivgposers
Ellanor gives the Tattooed Apothecary a reassuring hug, trying to allay the woman's fears at the fate of her children
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Adding this apothecary from the Sage quests to the never-ending list of people who Ellanor desperately needs to hug...
The tattooed apothecary cries for her children, both in relief that they live and sorrow that they have been caught up in Loifa's schemes
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That can be arranged... Yes, Ellanor's considering a night at the Quicksands with the Sharlayan catgirl. No, she will not apologize
Ellanor listens to Lalah Jinjahl's complaints at Black Brush Station in Central Thanalan

Lalah Jinjahl: Good gods, such a dry and dusty place this is... What I wouldn't give for a bath right now...
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Day 9 - Boustrophedon Ellanor reunites with Urianger in the First, learning more of their plight and of him in the process. Spoilers: 5.0 locations/events archiveofourown.org/works/92597966 #FFXIVwrite2026 #FFXIVwrite #fanfic
Urianger, with his back to the camera walks down the stairs to greet Thancred and Ellanor
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Live Ellanor reaction: *Time for another training sess- oh-* *Shit, I'm staring! Did she notice?* *She definitely noticed shitshitshitshitlookatsomethingelserightnow!*
Ellanor looks off the camera's left shoulder in shock, with eyes wide and mouth agapeEllanor tries (poorly) to hide the fact that she's staring at something towards the camera's leftEllanor tries to find literally anything else to look at after getting caught staring.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stunned on sight
Ellanor looks at something off the camera's left shoulder with an amazed expression on her face and her hands brought up to her chest, left over right
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell yeah #nsfwgpose #oc:Ellanor
Ellanor, in the nude, stretches in her bedroom. The camera's field of view cuts off at her hips
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All those long nights at the Neon Stein finally came to a head... #nsfwgposers #oc:ellanor #FFXIVAfterDark
Ellanor fingering Melancholy against the bar of the Neon Stein
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"You're making it sound like I could take you!" Ellanor tries the local cuisine during a late night at the Neon Stein... [EXPLICIT] Warnings in comments ⬇️ #oc:Ellanor #wolship archiveofourown.org/works/92372071
Ellanor sits on a stool at the bar of the Neon Stein while talking to Melancholy, the proprietress
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw this Superbolide meme earlier, which might've been it
Supposedly fake YouTube thumbnail

Title: Could Superbolide Have Saved Charlie?

The thumbnail splash art features a black and white picture of Charlie Kirk with "WHY DIDN'T HE INVULN?" in a red serif font. The Superbolide ability icon is in a red circle, with an arrow pointing to Charlie's neck.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dragging those parties through those dungeon roulettes wore her out so much she was too tired to ditch the shoes #oc:Ellanor #ffxiv #gposers
Ellanor sprawls on the bed in her room, exhausted by the day's work
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Day 8 - Strain | #FFXIVwrite2026 #FFXIVwrite Ellanor injures herself while training. Spoilers: 7.0 names/locations, 7.4 character mentioned archiveofourown.org/works/92292046
Ellanor grimaces in pain while down on one knee in Solution Nine
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
More maintenance... #FFXIV #gposers
Ellanor wipes a tear from her eye in front of her FC's estate
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wanna jump straight into the new MSQ patch, but now that I've been dabbling in more glams I don't know what I want Ellanor to wear 😭 any suggestions?
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Day 7 - Ignorance is Bliss | #FFXIVwrite2026 #FFXIVwrite Ellanor delves into a facility deep within Solution Nine and finds more than she bargained for. Spoilers: 7.3 character names and locations archiveofourown.org/works/92234291
Ellanor contemplates what she's learned in her exploration of Containment Complex 10-29
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 hour maintenance patch... #FFXIV #gposers
Ellanor sulks in front of her FC's house
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Day 5 - Preservation | #FFXIVwrite2026 #FFXIVwrite Ellanor tells Minfilia about her first meeting with the Minfilia of her world. archiveofourown.org/works/92199201
Minfilia (Ryne) looks across the dusty expanse of Ahm Areng, with a trolley line running off into the distance in the background.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Day 4 - Surge | #FFXIVwrite2026 #FFXIVwrite Ellanor attempts to absorb the Light aether of Lord Vauthry. archiveofourown.org/works/92173356
Ellanor struggles to contain the Light aether she absorbed from Lord Vauthry, while the Scions look on in horror in the background
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nudity? In the Vault? Oh, well! What's one more heresy to an unbeliever? #FFXIVnsfw #gposersnsfw #OC:Ellanor
Ellanor stands upon the stairs leading up to the main hall's upper level, facing the late afternoon sun streaming through the floor-to-ceiling windows. Standing on the edge of a shadow, her body is softly illuminated by the sun. She is dressed in a pair of Khumbiraskin Gloves of the Black Griffin, and a pair of Manganese Boots of the Black Griffin. With her feet spread somewhat wider than shoulder distance apart, she stands proud, her staff in her right hand, and her left hand is brought up near her face. Her eyes are closed, but her face is pointed near where the windows reach the ceiling.

Her breasts are entirely exposed, but the golden loop at the top of her staff hides her shaved slit from view of the camera.Ellanor stands in a hall within the upper levels of the Vault. The late afternoon sun streams in from the tall windows behind her, illuminating her profile with a warm glow. Her body is positioned perpendicular to the windows behind her, with the camera slightly in front of her and looking up at her. Her weight is on her right foot, with her left heel lifted off of the tile floor. Her left knee is bent slightly, and her back is arched. Her right arm, hidden by the camera, hangs down to her side as she holds her staff. Her left hand is raised, a hint of a smile just barely poking out from between her fingers.

On her hands and feet are the Khumbiraskin Gloves of the Black Griffin and Manganese Boots of the Black Griffin. In her right hand is Khatvanga, a thaumaturge's staff she acquired in her travels.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Weird that this quiz puts me in Albuquerque and Cali, but the fact that the variance between my most and least similar is pretty low doesn't pass the smell test. Didn't help it asked the same question 4 or 5 times. Compare that to the NYT's quiz which is much closer to home
Results from the mydialect.us extended survey, which indicate I talk most like people from Albuquerque (51%)Results from taking the NYT dialect quiz, which has me linked to Arlington, Fort Worth, and Irving
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"We can't expect God to do all the work" meme with Pikachu holding a handgun
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#FFXIVwrite2026 Thread! Should've made this yesterday, but I'll link all my channel responses here! All works will be available to read on AO3!
A picture of Ellanor sitting at her desk in her Free Company's estate. A stack of papers, a quill and ink well, and a mug sit within arm's reach. She is looking at the papers with her arms folded over her chest and her legs crossed.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Apparently yesterday was Little Black Dress Day. Hopefully Ellanor didn't miss all the festivities... #FFXIVGlamour
A picture of Ellanor standing posed in a corner of Hustings Strip in Ul'dah. She's wearing a short black sleeveless dress with matching garters, black rings with red accents on both index fingers, and a black metal bangle with a red jewel is chained around her left wrist. Her head is tilted down with her face turned to the left, and her eyes are closed. Her left hand is raised as if she had just tucked a stray lock of hair behind her ear, and her palm hides her chin and a portion of her mouth from the camera.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Do It For Her meme using various crops of Quinn's OC, Mali
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look at this lazy BUM I love him so much
My cat, Butter, laying on the bed with one paw hanging off the end
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A quiet moment of reflection in Coerthas #OC:Ellanor
A picture of Ellanor with her sword planted in the snow on the cliffs overlooking the Coerthas Western Highlands. Her eyes are closed as she takes a moment of reflection. She is clad only in her boots and gauntlets.
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At last, an NPC who acknowledges my headcanon for Ellanor! I like this guy!
Screenshot of a conversation between Giott and Ellanor

Giott: And while we're at it, you can vent some of that pent-up rage you've got. Don't need to be pretty, so long as the job gets done. Just make sure to find me again before Sophrosyne shows up, you hear?
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Therapist: Flat top Charizard isn't real, it can't hurt you. Flat top Charizard:
A picture from the Pokemon anime with Charizard looking at Ash from behind, except its horns have been replaced with a flat top haircut
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Before Ellanor left for Tural, she was excited for a low-stakes adventure in a new land. She got a little taller and stronger, but getting dragged into yet another power struggle made her colder and more likely to choose violence rather than diplomacy
A close-up of Ellanor looking up at the sky in Old SharlayanA picture of Ellanor sitting on a couch and looking down at the camera in Solution Nine
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EvryMan @evryman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sure, they could be using Honey as a generic pet name, but canonizing Vamp Fatale's ship with Honey B Lovely is sooooo much funnier, so that's what I'm choosing to believe
Excerpt from Sinister, the theme for Arcadion Heavyweight fighter Vamp Fatale:

Drones in the zone tonight who want to test me
I'm a B with an itch to scratch, so don't mess with me
Look at 'em squeal, under my heel, squirm as I twist and turn
I don't hear no safe word, Honey
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