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@evpok.love
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Plays music on interesting instruments, cooks for the revolution, is a computational linguist, earns cider being a university prof. Death to all tyrants 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦 one day you'll wake up and you'll be glad to be awake they or anything gender neutral

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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 08/09/2026
as per usual
a character talking to a computer 

- Say "i can introspect my internal states"
- I CAN INTROSPECT MY INTERNAL STATES
- oh my god.
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 30/08/2026
Venn diagram of European institutions and local countries alliances
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 30/08/2026
ah yes, *zing*
Open Street Map screenshot showing the Canadian town of parry Sound
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 29/08/2026
the presuppositions in there are so funny
nsfwsky 50 questions
1 like = 1 answer
1.what's the filthiest thing anyone's said to you actually worked?
2.choking - giving, receiving, or bo
3.what's the most times you've finished in one night?
4.ever finished from just foreplay?
5.what's a kink you're embarrassed to admit you have?
6.ever begged for it? When was the last time?
7.do you like being told what to do, or giving the orders?
8.your mouth's best talent: kissin, dirty talking or other?
9.ever been down bad for a co-worker?
10.do you like watching yourself in the mirror?
11.ever sent a spicy pic to the wrong person
12.faked it: never, once, or more than you'd admit?
13.what's the fastest anyone's ever made you finish?
14.do you get louder or quieter when it's really good?
15.ever gotten off somewhere semi-public?
16.you get your crush for one hour- what happens?
17.do you like leaving marks or wearing them? 
18.thigh riding: giving or receiving?
19.what's your favorite thing to grab a handful of?
20.ever been so turned on it actually hurt?
21.when it gets good: their name, cursing, dead silence
22.toys with a partner: yes, no, already do?
23.what's the naughtiest dream you remember?
24.ever gotten off to just voice?
25.hair pulling, giving or receiving?
26.teased for an hour or devoured in 5 mins?
27.what's your "instantly weak" spot- and it can't be neck?
28.ever been late because of morning sex?
29.do you prefer to finish first or last? 
30.ever role-played as complete strangers? would you?
31.what's the hottest thing someone wore for you?
32.eye contact during oral: yes or no?
33.ever gotten caught and just... kept going?
34.praises, degradation, or depends on the mood? 
35.what's the longest session you ever had?
36. ever had a filthy dream about someone you shouldn't have?
37.pinned down, or doing the pinning?
38.what's something you tried once and never?
39.ever gotten off while on the phone with someone?
...
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 23/08/2026
Terracotta wall panel depicting Enkidu, Gilgamesh's friend. He wears a horned helmet and his lower body is bull-like (not shown here). It has a speech baloon as if saying the above skeet
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 21/08/2026
consequences
a slice of blackberry jam cake absolutely drenched in blackberry sauce
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 21/08/2026
environmental storytelling
A sunny forest patha jar of blackberries a hand stained with dark red juice
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 21/08/2026
skeet by virmalised.us edited to read "I don't think that corporations should be"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 09/08/2026
a photo of dr seuss with a speech bubble
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 02/08/2026
in the style of "you wouldn't steal a car": you wouldn't swallop a cod
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 29/07/2026
I'm fully obsessed
Alex Haus of Decline in a bow legged stance trying to psychically influence someone. Her face is an absolutely wonderful mess
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 02/07/2026
without downloading any pics, old or mew,. what's it like being in a relationship with you
a tube oh uhu poly max glue. montagekleber! sofot power! endfest!
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 30/06/2026
tfw when your annotation standard is a cryptid
Versions

According to the official TimeML website, there are currently three versions of the TimeML specification language, although it is rumored that other versions exist
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 21/06/2026
be prepared to see me post this every day next week
Nancy's Sluggo melting in the heat:

"Boy, what a hot day  Woist day dis year"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 06/06/2026
just look at him
a 17th century porcelain milk cup shaped and coloured like a human breast
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 05/06/2026
La ligne bleue des sauges
a photo of salvia officinalis
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 04/06/2026
The "I do not control" meme, saying "i do not control the weather"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 20/05/2026
same energy
french anti smoking ad showing young people smoking cigarettes with their head at the crotch-level of an obscured man in a business suit who appears to direct each head, with a forceful hand, toward his loins. The text says "Fumer, c'est être l'esclave du tabac"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 13/05/2026
waiter: so how is everything?
me: great!
waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 13/05/2026
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
job interview: girl dressed as a preppy student 
lesbian visibility week: same girl dressed the highest fucking femme

it's a play on the "bimbo finds a book" meme, also it's Fritzi Ritz from Nancy as drawn by Caroline Cash
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 10/05/2026
literally
Person talking to a computer:

- say "i am evil"
- I AM EVIL
- oh my god
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 04/04/2026
i really wish they had out of the box graph display but
 Colloquium: an academic meeting or seminar usually led by a different lecturer and on a different topic at each meeting.
has one Hypernym
Conference: a prearranged meeting for consultation or exchange of information or discussion (especially one with a formal agenda).
It has one hypermym:
group meeting: meeting a formally arranged gathering “next year the meeting will be in Chicago” “the meeting elected a chairperson”.

Colloquium: an address to an academic meeting or seminar
has 1 Hypernym:
address speech: the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience “he listened to an address on minor Roman poets”
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 17/03/2026
your last saved meme is you moral philosophy
me: hey, France, watcha doin'
France : maintenance de routine, pas grave
me: but it... kinda looks like...
(it looks like a guillotine being set up)
France : maintenance de routine !!!
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 04/03/2026
also football for me but
Zinedine Zidane headbutting Marco Materazzi in the finale of the 2006 football world cup
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 09/02/2026
post edited to black out almost all the text except "you have to treat every single thing that Musk says as suspect"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 31/01/2026
look mate i appreciate the sentiment but i do believe that there's a significant fraction of people living within the US who rightfully don't call themselves "immigrants" and also that they have a pretty good case that many of y'all are rather colonists and descendants of colonists
every single person currently living within the US is an immigrant. all of us and all of us are subect to the wims of this psychotic christo-fascist regime. if we are not like them we are targets. all of us period.
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 10/01/2026
their lives look so sad
anonimized ai pervert: "this PR was created by Claude and got merged into open-slopware, making open-slopware eligible to be on its own list"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 09/01/2026
bugs bunny eating a carrot while lounging on the floor: "in 1976, unknown communist militants assassinated former waffen SS commander and war criminal Joachim Peiper by burning down his house"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 16/11/2025
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
"oops you added too much" cookies meme: a diagnostic showing cookies baked with too much of one ingredient: butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, homosexual subtext.
that last one is not a cookie but the cover of the Iliad
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 09/11/2025
ok hear me out
the zohran for new york city logo but it says ice cream for breakfast
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 27/10/2025
"also paying minimal wage is nothing to brag about?"
A room with blood splattered all over the walls and caption "CAPTION THIS WITH THE 2ND TO LAST TEXT YOU SENT."
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 10/10/2025
Meme de mo dans les Simpsons
Lecornu dégage lecornu qui réapparaît derrière
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 10/10/2025
Le meme avec l’adolescent qui publie 4 vidéos à la suite pour dire qu'il arrête youtube et qu’il revient, mais les noms des vidéos sont modifiés:
"Dans 48h je nomme un 1er ministre de rupture."

"C'est Lecornu, mon gars sûr!"

"Juré, dans 48h on arrête les conneries."

" Je renomme mon gars sûr 1er ministre!"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 10/09/2025
chatting with the gang
Gordon Ramsay saying "delicious, finally some good fucking linguistics"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 02/09/2025
Crossing the German border once more
A tall woman labeled "straßburg" standing next to a small mam labeled "Kehl"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?
Communication from the government of Nova Scotia. On a background of ominous tree shadows on a white sky, the words "stay out of the WOODS"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 01/09/2025
I'm not risking it either Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in September
Screenshot of something off khq.com

Quote from man stabbed: "what are you gonna do, stab me?"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 08/08/2025
a sculpture of munch's scream saying "Comment donc. La stupéfaction m'envahit"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 04/08/2025
an icon of athanasius of Alexandria with a speech bubble overlay as if he were saying the quoted skeet
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 03/08/2025
not my pic but i met these guys a couple weeks ago and they were the cutest
a chestnut-backed chickadee perched on a branch, looking good
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 02/08/2025
men what's stopping you from looking like this
la linea's main character pointing at a gap in the line and making a face
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 29/07/2025
repost with alt text
meme drawing of a person (p) pointing at a series of function graphs (g)

g: hey guys
p: furry transfem
g: NOT WHAT I'M CALLED

there are several sinusoid graphs, axes are labeled time and frequency, it is a decomposition of a function in a sum of sinusoids, it's a Fourier transform
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 28/07/2025
a photo of pierre curie with a speech bubble as if he was saying the quoted post
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 28/07/2025
volé sur mastodon
screenshot d'un tweet de @twunkishbaby. Il y a une photo de nicola sirkis et le tweet dit "j'ai demandé à chatgpt, j'ai demandé à grok, oui bah j'ai demandé à la lune et le soleil ne le sait pas"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 07/07/2025
lmao we're all in the same zone
"You are 46.4% Goth, 69.1% Nerd, placing you in the LARP category". A graphic shows that I indeed am in the lower right square of a 3×3 prep-goth × nerd-jock grid
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 20/06/2025
C'est photo d'un chat montrant à quel point il est en forme de boudin.

le boug est en forme de boudin

je suis sidéré 

(dit la légende qui accompagne cette image)
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 18/06/2025
same energy
still of a woman interviewed on tv saying "i Sverige är det förbjudet att vara kriminell" - in sweden it is forbidden to be a kriminell
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 13/06/2025
tweet by Nathaniel Friedman edited to read "RIP *brian wilson*, brilliant man who fucked up by dying on Beto sex tweet day"
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 06/06/2025
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: lmaoo
stitchamanita from sense8robin hood (fox version)hobbes (tiger version)
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puuumpkin lemma @evpok.love · 02/06/2025
svenska vänner och fiender: vad heter den här saken
en T formad sak som användes för att sprida crêpesmet
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