iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

that woman is the realest, reliably, throughout our life spans

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Well that sounds like it'll be very easy to define and won't be a total mess if suits go to trial

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I support this project so hard that I have scrolled down and liked every correct thing you just said, which is all of them.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Interpol, 10/6, Stage AE (photos by @jechatnoir.bsky.social this time because there were a lot of tall people there)

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I decided it’s just a theme

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is the kind of basic bitch drink you get when you’re seeing Interpol for the fourth time

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“The leaf perverts are really gonna wanna hump on this” re: a stretch of road

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Since I first heard someone say they were a ‘leaf peeper,’ I can’t stop calling them leaf perverts and it continues to amuse me each time

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And not to stand on ceremony, but I am an actual expert in romance plus an avid AI researcher and I know it can’t do what I do. Not yet. But if it turns out it can do my job, it can do hers, too.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh, JCO. Love when you upbraid Musk, hate when you try to speak on or write genre (give me a break, Zombie).

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Magen Cubed @magencubed.net · 30/09/2026

My latest newsletter piece is out and it's packed with art, baby 😎

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Billboards should be illegal

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@magencubed.net I am really loving your Engaging with Art Every Day series

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nirvana gets the Video Vanguard award and I begin menopause

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And they all said I’m great and fine and there’s nothing to worry about

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve told at least five people I sat at the table next to George Saunders yesterday in a restaurant and not a one of them knew who I meant. Literacy crisis continues.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Celebrating a personal achievement by searching the term ‘Roman Roy finale Walmart shirt’ and clicking the buy button

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I just called my cat Princess Buttlicker and I kind of wish I’d named her that.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I love you, podcasts, but you cannot make me buy Quince. No clothes, no bedding. Not happening.

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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Marvellous photo of Tim Curry as Mozart, McKellen as Salieri

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

can I vape in your car babe thanks babe

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Love it. Adore it. I can tell you for sure the new Bridgers album is not getting listened to anytime soon by me. 😂

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I forgot my password here, then I kind of felt like the world didn’t exist (nothing to do with the password) and maybe I didn’t exist and well, here we are. I reset my password but not my serotonin

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I CANNOT GET ANY DOPAMINE. nothing’s working

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

What's she building in there? What the hell is she building in there? (It’s a novel.)

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

C’s phone is lost and we can’t remember where we parked; someone broke the seat you were supposed to be in; no stars, full dark, cardboard skylines; I’ve got this soul, it’s all fired up, this soul.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

We all have those bands that make us feel a certain time and friction right? Anyway Interpol came up unexpectedly in my shuffle today

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

“I despise the non-Euclidean geometry of your home but also thank you for the Churus.”

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I don’t know what to do with what happened to me last night besides put it here and in my journal: at the Pittsburgh Symphony St. Vincent concert, she held my hand and looked into my eyes while singing the last lines of “New York.” I believe my soul left my body so let me know if you see it around.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

AI can write a lot of things now, but I don’t think it could ever come up with the SCUM Manifesto and therein lies a lesson for us all.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Friends who are encouraging me to watch Heated Rivalry were trying to decide over dinner which lead actor I’d prefer. I asked, “well, which one’s the meaner one?” and accidentally learned an uncomfortable truth about myself.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

It’s no longer an ‘elderly’ thing to say: things really did used to be better.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

On the way into work this morning I saw graffiti that said “Draft deez nuts” and I think the kids are alright

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Inattentive Plain Ritz Cracker

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Thinking about doing a High Fidelity, so it’s got to be summer soon.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I don’t mind the term neurodivergent (I am), but I think we made a mistake in using “neurotypical” as the ‘opposite,’ because no one wants to be seen as typical and it further obscures the condition of a divergent mind.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I will never. I will NEVER!!!! I will never stop. You can’t stop me.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I’ll see you at Vienna Vienna soon enough (YAY) and we can further discuss then

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I just looked at my recently-read list/reviews and I haven’t read a book by a man in three whole months. How very sexist! Anyone have a good one to put on the list?

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Yesterday one of the other admins at my (Catholic) university asked me what I was reading lately. The actual answer is I Love Dick but since we were in mixed company, I just said Lena Dunham’s memoir (both are true), only to realize the reaction was no better.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Finally doing Wuthering Heights tonight; get you a friend who buys candles to the night’s theme

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

It only makes sense that we are getting a Forbidden error on Bluesky. I like it. It adds a frisson.

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kristin evelyn @evp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Surely it prepared you for our modern times, though

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