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evonnyoh

@evonnyoh.bsky.social
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I'm certain of a few things. I have no idea what I'm doing. I need coffee. Trans rights are human rights. Dogs are perfect angels. #UglyDogs #Leguminati She/Her. IG: houseferngullyart

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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 5h
It’s open enrollment season at my job and I joined a webinar as a presenter. The example the accidental death and disability insurance rep reached for to illustrate how they’d pay out was a gunshot wound. Like. Sir. TRIPPING OVER AN OPEN DISHWASHER AND LANDING ON POINTY KNIVES WAS RIGHT THERE.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One Boom Boom Kitty all done!
A stained glass piece depicting a hot pink cat with huge acid green eyes, a muddied yellow stars and green/clear glass that evokes either an aurora borealis or radiation. It’s being held up in front of a light to allow the glass to glow.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am in love with this boom boom kitty. Pattern created by Punshopvn (if it’s AI, the creator does a good job of checking and fixing problems).
A work in progress shot of glass pieces in green, clear, yellow, and hot pink arranged to show a cat with big eyes. The glass arrangement evokes the feeling of nuclear combustion.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Trying not to feel super offended that a prospective buyer left feedback saying they expected the house to have much nicer finishings based on the photos. I feel like the photos accurately represented the house. Nobody claimed there were granite countertops. 😠 I need puppies today.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Clemenza is doing great, btw.
A dark photo showing a black and tan Doberman playing with a toy on a chewed up leather sofa. He is looking back at Mahm holding his toy in his mouth like an oversized cigar.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Y’ALL, IT IS DONE AND OFFICIALLY ON THE MARKET. WHEWWWWWWW. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
how do I get a dog to UNdevelop a taste for leather
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is the house that will not stop introducing Problems. Problems that cannot be left for future owners to deal with. Here’s one of my current Problems. Turns out the deck boards can’t be simply replaced. They must all be removed and the whole thing rebuilt. It is very hot and there’s no AC.
A house under a cloudless blue sky with dead grass and lumber piled up semi-neatly. A house with a messy pile of old, rotten lumber. Tetanus lives here.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Send up an AWOOO for one of the most special pups. 💔
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I think we can all agree that if you were teetering on a tightrope with “this was a good day” on one side and “this was a bad day” on the other, this video would drop kick you onto the good day side.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hi friends! I thought you might like to see and boop Clemenza’s snoot.
Clemenza the magnificent black and tan Doberman puppy boy is sleeping pretzeled up on a little doggie sofa. Clemenza’s snoot is presented for optimal booping.Clemenza and his sister, Watson, another Doberman, lounge on a too-small doggie sofa. Clemenza looks hopefully at his human while Watson gives him a side eyed glare. She is unamused.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
LOOK AT THIS GIANT 81.4 POUND BABY. HOW DARE HE GROW UP. 8 MONTHS IS STILL A BABY.
Clemenza is a black and rust Doberman of large stature with his ears in wraps because his dad thinks they’re not “fully baked”. His mom thinks they are. He’s wearing a collar with pizzas on a blue background with red trim. He’s looking at a treat off to the right.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
These last six months have been full of learnings. Stuff like how to remove appliances, pull up flooring, remove toilets, cap off plumbing, change out light fixtures, install sub flooring, seal walls, lay new flooring…. Soon to install doors and siding! Feeling like a badass. 💪And hi from dogs.
Sherlock, the red husky, and Watson, the black and tan Doberman, lay peacefully near each other while I work. Sherlock is on a leash inside the house because he’s an escape artist and there’s some activity going on with the doors. Watson never leaves my side, so the doors can be wide open with a squirrel tap dancing upside down and she’ll just bark from her spot by me.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Hello frens! I’m dropping in to report that the sun is shining and there exists a happiest boy in all the land. Literally IN the land. I am plotting how to encourage him to help me with the garden beds.
A red husky named Sherlock, Monsieur le Floof to his family, is diligently applying himself to helping with the renovations of a family house. He’s pleased with himself and the beautiful hole he dug, with a ring of dirt around his snoot while he stares at the camera to check that the human holding it is appropriately appreciative of his efforts. She is.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Coming up for air to say: hi! I miss you all and hope everyone is doing okay considering… (waving at everything) My usual end of year work stress has been compounded by spending every weekend at my MIL’s house trying to clear it out so it can be cleaned and fixed and sold.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Do I have any friends who are knowledgeable about Ford vehicles? Specifically, 2000 Ford Expedition XLT 5.4L 4WD? What’s this thing called where the oil is coming out of the engine block?
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Finding teeth is like finding treasure for me. I think it’s because it still hurts that Monty passed too quickly for me get a paw print, so having something tangible from my babies means so much.
A canine tooth from a puppy.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
You wanted to see the puppy and his magnificent sitting skills, right? Behold:
Clemenza, a black and tan Doberman, sits attentively on the edge of a grey dog sofa (with a red towel across it), with his front paws in the floor.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Ooh: blockity block. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Watson is doing well, too. She loves her little brother and has taught him the ways of spinny-butt combat. I just gave her eleventy million kisses.
Watson, a black and tan Doberman with spiky airplane ears, lounges on a bed with red and yellow blankets, with the backdrop of soft light behind her. She blinks softly at her human behind the camera.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Clemenza is growing every day! He’s the sweetest little guy, so very smart and eager to learn, incredibly snuggly, intuitive and sensitive, and just… he’s a dream.
Clemenza, the tiny Doberman puppy, is no longer so small. Here, he is sitting very nicely on a floral rug, wrapped ears at attention, wearing his big sisters’ puppy sweater that has seen much better days. Clemenza the Doberman puppy shows off his spectacular sitting skills by putting his back half on the dog sofa and his front feet on the floor. He’s very handsome in his lovely blue sweater that he thoughtfully customized to his own liking.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Hi frens, it looks like our Kat’s fund needs a boost. Please share, donate if you’re able, and most of all, send lots and lots of love her way. 💜
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Hi all, quickly popping in to show off this goodest little boy who completed his fourth day of the relaxation protocol* and was still ready to keep going. *Karen Overall’s program to teach a dog to relax amidst activity. Menza is taking to it like he was born to ace it.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Hi frens, I know I’ve been MIA for a while, but will continue to be for a while longer. Clemenza and Watson are doing wonderfully, but we lost my MIL a little over a week ago, and her affairs are falling on my dude and me to clean up. And it’s a lot. We’re okay, just overwhelmed. Love you all. 💜
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Okay hear me out: stainless steel teething ring. I made sure it’s food safe. He’s not keeping this set of teeth. He can’t possibly swallow any part of this ring. What am I missing?
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
🚨WE GOT A BABY IN A PAPOOSE🚨
Clemenza, the tiny baby Doberman puppy, is chilling face forward in a front pack for puppies, with his legs danglin’.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
You probably need baby photos, especially toe beans.
Clemenza, a little Doberman chap, waits patiently for his daddy to come get him from mom’s office which is BORING. Clemenza, a little Doberman chap, waits patiently for his daddy to come get him from mom’s office which is BORING. He casts a baleful glare at mom for holding him hostage. Baby Clemenza, asleep in his dad’s arms. Baby Clemenza toesies, a tangle of puppy feet and squishy, meaty pads. They are as ponderous and delightful as they look.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The way the light comes through the glass depending on the time of day is ✨M A G I C ✨
A stained glass lunar moth hanging in front of a white column with a background of greenery, in late afternoon. The moth is shades of green and purple, with an iridescent moon and a background/sky of clear glass etched with clouds. A stained glass lunar moth hanging in front of a white column with a background of greenery, with the setting sun behind. The moth is shades of green and purple, with an iridescent moon and a background/sky of clear glass etched with clouds. The moon is throwing pinks and greens.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Clemenza’s first vet visit here went well, and the staff already love him. He was such a good boy, so calm. Also, look at these two. This is going to be a beautiful relationship.
A baby Doberman looks up at his bearded human, who is holding him at a vet clinic.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Hi all. We did a thing (it’s been planned for a long time). Meet our little boy, Clemenza. 🥹
A tiny baby Doberman puppy sits prettily on a rug. A baby Doberman puppy is in a sling, against his wishes, while being held by a man with a beard. A little Doberman puppy attempts to give kisses to his human.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Look what’s about to get soldered as soon as my flux shows up!
A glass moth is shown laid out, made up of many, many, many glass pieces with the edges wrapped in copper foil.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
My dude visited me in the basement while I was working and, seeing my bandaged hand, laughed about how the first thing I bought when I decided to start working with glass was a couple boxes of bandaids. But the glass is really pretty. Check out the clouds!!
A woman’s hand, decorated with fun bandages on two fingers, held up to proudly display the collateral damage of glass work. A piece of deep green glass held up to a light  showing paper shapes glued to the back side. A piece of beautiful glass, clear of color but with embossed cloud shapes. An assortment of glass pieces laid out on a grid cutting mat.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Pushhhhh the buttonnnn for puppiesssss 🥰
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE NEWEST MEMBER OF MY FAMILY, MY NEPHEW BOULDER.
A tiny red heeler puppy curled up and asleep against his new humans A little red heeler puppy on his back accepting the tummy scratches of his humans.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Those of you with jobs, pets, husbands, and kids who still manage to keep a clean house: how??! I have one less of those and I’m pretty sure the husband alone is too much because at least the dog can’t go in and cook a whole meal on the stove I just cleaned inside and out.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Sadly, she passed the other night. It seems that her kidneys started shutting down despite the successful surgery, and her heart gave out. Her human decided to let her go. 💔 It really sucks to try so hard and for it to not be enough. Monty welcomed her sister home, so I know she’s not alone.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
She is in surgery at the moment, and we’re optimistic it will go well. First good news in a couple days that there’s hope. 💜 thank you, my friends.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I don’t have the liberty to share any details at all, but a friend’s much loved dog is currently in emergency care for an extremely bad case of sepsis and she needs a lot of prayers and good vibes to turn things around. Please, if you can, send her healing vibes and prayers.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Dear Monsieur le Floof’s legal team: The human made an entire turkey meal for him that he doesn’t have to share with the Interloper fka Watson. Sincerely, The household humans.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This extremely sad boy is having the worst day. First, he did some yard work, then dad undid all his hard work. Then, dad left his food bowl outside so he couldn’t check if more food would appear there, and then friend dog Watson got to eat her breakfast and he didn’t get second breakfast.
Sherlock, a red and white husky, lays sadly on the floor watching Watson eat her dinner. He’s already had his.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
AWOOOOOO!!! Calling all #uglydogs - our magical Sea Kelpie is badly in need. Please boost, donate, anything you can. Please note, they need more than the GFM target amount - something is glitching and posting for less than the need. Let’s try to help get them to stability. @seakelpie.bsky.social 💜
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
THIS IS BUGGING ME. Where do the color pieces need to be to be more rainbow-y?! The orange and yellow pieces in the center are driving me nuts. I don’t even know if I have enough glass to do this again, but I need redemption.
Stained glass bird with black lead and rainbow wings.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I’m scared to check the news. Is it bad? How bad? Do I want to know what he did?
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Serious doctor of psychology: talking to animals indicates higher levels of cognition. Me, to Watson: IS YOU HUNGRY? HOW MANY SPINS OF HUNGER DO YOU HAVE?!! OHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?! LOOK AT THIS SNARFBLATT! iheartdogs.com/people-smart...
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People Who Talk To Their Dogs Are Smarter Than Those Who Don’t
I admit it: I talk to my pets. I even have a different voice for each one. My non-animal friends think it’s silly and more than a little crazy to carry on these one-sided conversations. But Nicholas E...
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
One of my goals this year was to make friends, and I’ve been really loving my new book club. Last night, we met at a nature reserve south of my city and did a guided foraging hike, learning about native plants and their uses. Along the way, we met a hungry moose cronching leaves!
A zoomed in snap of a moose amongst the foliage, a bit hard to see.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A few good things. Plus good news that those are not flying termites, but completely harmless “graceful twig ants” hanging out in the rotted-out core of a porch column.
A stained glass bird rising, made with glass in shades of blue, pink, and white. A photo of a covered porch with patio furniture and a fire table. A pink and white peony in full bloom.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Practicing with a pattern by my favorite glass artist, Neile Cooper. I’m obsessed with how the glass colors go together.
Photo of beautiful glass cut out in shades of blue, pink, and white, to form the shape of a bird. It’s laid out on top of a pattern paper with the title, Cygnus, in a plastic container. This is a pattern by Neile Cooper, an artist who makes the most wondrous glass art.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
They’ll definitely need to be cleaned up quite a bit, but can you imagine??
Photo of some dusty church windows. They’re arched, with a pretty purple glass pane at the top of the arch. They’re stored in an old garage.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I’m so excited, I could burst. I’m getting two of the old windows from my childhood church so I can repurpose them into beautiful glass artwork. The church is one of the few things I still have connecting me to my grandmother, and she ensured those windows were preserved for decades.
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evonnyoh @evonnyoh.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I feel so heccin’ protecc’d
Watson, a black and tan Doberman, and Sherlock, a red husky, are protecting their humans by watching over the back of a sofa. In this photo, you can see their profiles as they look off to the right. Sherlock is closer to the camera, his green eye visible, while Watson is standing on her back legs with her front against the back of the sofa. Watson, a black and tan Doberman, and Sherlock, a red husky, are protecting their humans by watching over the back of a sofa. In this photo, we are viewing the dogs from behind. Watson is standing on her back legs with front legs propped against the arm rest, and Sherlock is sitting beside (and a little behind) her.
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