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EvolutionaryEve

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.

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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Admiral Brian Christine at the US Dept of Health & Human Services says someone has to be symptomatic in order to spread the Andes hantavirus, but the European CDC says otherwise. From their page on this outbreak:
People can spread the virus before they start showing symptoms, and it can take up to two to eight weeks for symptoms to appear. This can make it challenging to control the outbreak.
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
JD Vance getting ready to suck the life essence out of yet another person or institution
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
2/3:
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Article screenshot 1/3:
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
(3/3)
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Here are screenshots of the article: (1/3)
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Not sure how reliable children are, but...
Three children in the back seat of a car, with the middle one reading a road map
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Now do one on Greg Bovino's clothing choices
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino dressed like a f'in Nazi. Text overlay says, "If not Nazi, Why shaped like Nazi?"
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Deep thoughts...
A quote by "Jack Handey" from SNL: You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis How do they do that.
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A cereal box that says "Crack Star" on the front and has a cartoon bunny who looks tweaked out of his damn mind
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I think the Dems should use better tools to press Palantir
A giant millstone
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm pretty sure this is AI. Michio Kaku hasn't posted anything like this on any of his own online accounts.
A screenshot of Michio Kaku's fb page with a post from October 2025. It says, "There has been a sudden rise of fraudulent unauthorized deep fake AI videos, impersonating me, misleading the public with crazy false claims that are not my own. YouTube and TikTok and others must police this better..."
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Floyd (played by Brad Pitt) stoned out of his mind on the couch in True Romance
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This should fix it, right? Right???
A windshield repair kit
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Here's an unrelated gif of a man spraying someone who's lawlessly disrespecting other people's rights with a fire extinguisher.
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Like these, maybe?
Clown shoes
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
And it's not even Christmas!
Sally from "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" saying, "I haven't even finished eating all my Halloween candy!"
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I feel strangely confident
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If I had a rubber hose...
SWAT officer (played by Alexander  Folk) telling Clark's boss, "That's pretty low, Mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you..." after finding out that the boss has replaced the employees' Christmas bonuses with memberships in the "Jelly of the Month" club
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Tom Homan is gettin' upset! By the way, is that a crack-stache on his upper lip?
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
She looks like Eva Braun
Nazi Eva Braun wearing A black pinstripe skirt-suit and a ridiculous hat, getting attacked by a squirrel
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Makary knows Starbucks is the place to get your fix
Tyrone Biggums saying, "Y'all got any of those booster shots yet?"
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Bugs Bunny saying, "What a maroon!"
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I spent too long looking for a Wayne's World meme that said "Way" without looking happy about it and couldn't find one, so I had to make my own...
Wayne from SNL's "Wayne's World" looking sad with "WAY" written over his shirt in pinkish purple
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Did Gordon Ramsay get in a fistfight? 🍿 Seriously, though, I'd love to get him in a room with Trump.
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I mean...
Trump sitting in a garbage truck
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Cognitive behavioral therapy?? What a bunch of f'kin a-holes!!! I'm so sick of these smug ignoramuses pathologizing ppl simply bc THEY (the docs, therapists, bureaucrats, etc.) don't actually keep up w/the science. Shame on them!!! Now somebody find me a Bobo doll to pummel...
Little girl kicking a Bobo-the-clown doll when he's down in Albert Bandura's famous psychology experiment on children modeling aggressive behaviors
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I believe Spielberg predicted this. Life imitating art.
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I continue to be shocked- but THRILLED!- that the TODAY Show is talking about the ongoing threat of covid, that they're encouraging ppl to actually try not to get infected, & that they're promoting masking as a preventative measure- & not just any old mask, but an N95!!! Will wonders never cease?
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Visual of the sixth track of the Beastie Boys' album "Ill Communication"
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I wish she'd invited her in and given her a cup of specially prepared tea, or maybe a nice apple.
Cartoon drawing of Roger Stone with long hair, wearing a black witch's cloak and holding a poisoned apple
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I like my scalding hot coffee poured straight over a pair of ICE balls.
Two balls of ice, you know- for drinks
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Trump says his style is inspired by Louis XIV, but personally, I think a Louis XVI aesthetic suits him better.
Donald Trump sits in the Oval Office after redecorating it in spectacularly trashy fashion with over-the-top Temu-style faux ormolu accents everywhere.
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Oh, FFS!!!! His lunatic ramblings aside, I've had it with his nonsensical random capitalization!!!
Garfield the cat saying "ARGH!"
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
A single brown balloon held by a disembodied hand
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
You make a very good point. And when I look down at the WWCMD bracelet on my wrist, I definitely know that He wouldn't abuse The People's resources. Btw, where have I seen that guy before?
Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street
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EvolutionaryEve @evolutionaryeve.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Remember this? Anyone else think Melania's kiss with Trudeau is 'secretly' Trump's biggest reason for going after Canada? 🔥💖😽😽🍁🔥
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