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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah yes. I remember the part of Dream Drop Distance's story where Kazuya Mishima chased Sora down from Tekken, after both met in Smash Bros., to possess Hockomonkey and beat Sora to death with Electric Wind God Fists. That was the best part of the Mark of Mastery Exam.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Maybe we didn't do a good enough job getting the message across to SEGA Corporate when they tried to get into NFTs. Maybe SEGA Corporate need to learn this lesson again, and we need to be far less kinder about it because being nice - yet strict - about Tech Bro trend garbage was our first mistake.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The hell do you mean the most hated blue deck in Duel Masters history is now legal in Play's-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I am once again asking the devs to move this stupid pillar slightly to the right so this shortcut has an actually identifiable room for error that isn't luck-based/not getting folded by a jank hitbox
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Haven't touched World Race in months and it feels like I never left-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
To whoever created this card for Duel Masters, I just wanna talk. Why does this war crime on legs read like Kashtira and Mystic Mine had a one night stand Created the card game equivalent of Yian Garuga And promptly sent that child to torture a different card game's highly sensitive ecosystem?
Second effect on the creature half of this card (Bangetsu Ga Ryuzark) is essentially a mana floodgate that chokes your options when your opponent controls it by reducing your mana recovery to 3 per turn instead of full

Combined with certain Mafi Gang/Magic Tool creatures, Bangetsu is effectively more a war crime on legs than it already is.

Imagine if Kashtira and Mystic Mine birthed a child that zone locked your actions in Monster Zones based on the number of cards in your hand being lower than 5+; Matching the Level/Rank of what you control while your opponent controls it, and turning "Discard For Cost" effects into a hinderance.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I am going to hunt down every Egg Pawn main wearing an AI Racer Skin that's using the Friendship 5 and beyond Title. Y'all got us another round of torment, I just can't prove it.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So how about those patch notes, huh? I'm, for one, happy with the compromise with UC. Taking away the invincibility outright is too extreme and prevents interaction, and Bagging got punished. Surely the problem is solved for all of you who wanted this change to UC so bady now, right? 🙃
Nerfing Ultimate Charge while still keeping it defensive, as it was designed, revealed the real problem with CrossWorlds races if you actually read the patch notes.

I hope it was worth trying to take the invincibility away.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's nice to know that the Liquid People war crimes haven't changed one bit in Duel Masters' 20+ year history-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
So apparently, basically that first one is just Theinen. (But for a Graveyard and Banish) A giant guy that attacks once, and has a needlessly complicated "build around it" condition for summon. That can also be forced to redirect its attack if the opponent taps a creature to make it a Blocker. 💀
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Highlights from tonight's Duel Masters Play's pack opening ...TOMY what in the ever living hell is that first card's cost-
How the actual hell am I summoning this fuck ass card, TOMY-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is how I know for a fact that my dumbass is only familiar with the original 2005-2006 waves of cards because oh my God I actually do know not know what these cards are, or when their mechanics were introduced in the past near-20 years
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So I decided to finally check out Duel Masters Play's, since discovering for the past year that it's alive and well in Japan despite it being declared "dead"
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Absolutely wild to me that this was held during the day of a post-blizzard travel ban Like...actually what are the odds-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Elga/Omega/Ruine/Evilspite Masquerader with the Depth system would be a "fair" and "balanced" boss mod for Sonic Frontiers (don't, Sonic community, I'll haunt you)
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not me making a meme that only a whole two fan communities are gonna likely get the joke for because it came to me in a dream Take my phone and laptop away from me #vibribbon #deltarune #rethawed
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I'm not gonna lie. Flaws be damned with Gen 9 as a whole, this has been a dreams come true Gen of Pokemon for me. What the hell do you mean not only did one of my favorite of all time finally get the moveset I always wanted for 14 years, but the Legendary that's tied for 1st can play support to it?
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The funniest thing Sakurai has ever done for his big send-off to Kirby for me so far is him confirming every Clockwork Star is in the same character archetype as Calypso; the Djinn. Only unlike Calypso, they instantly corrupt a wish by acting on "condoned" cosmicide; even a carefully worded wish.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
My favorite part of Legends Z-A so far without context
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You know what, I am actually surprisingly fine with Pokemon Pokopia existing considering what we could have gotten as the last Gen 9 spin-off instead due to the Switch 2 having mic support
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
So I finally beat the max Rival AI difficulty cap of the CrossWorlds Open Network Test on Sonic Speed. I'm shaking. Trembling, even. Is it possible to have phantom trauma of F-Zero GX without having played it or raced its Rival AI? Because that's what the experience with Level 8 felt like.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I apologize to those who had to look at the crime against God of a vehicle+color combo the whole race It will happen again both during the duration of the Playtest AND when the game is out proper.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I 100% did not deserve this win or lead
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Happy 8th anniversary to the day I had my gaming pride torn to shreds so badly that I gained PTSD of a singular boss.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Died February 27th 2025, born September 30th 2025 welcome back Yu-Gi-Oh Early Days Collection. This is not worth $50 with how questionable to bad every choice after UMK3 is. I literally predicted the last two as a JOKE, Atari.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I refuse to believe modern GameMill isn't a psy-op to make people nostalgic for LJN's lack of quality control Because oh my God
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It's also one of the worst Duel Monsters era cards ever printed in the game's 26 year history. I love when a special format allows for forgotten, bad cards to suddenly become weird tech picks.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I cannot believe that I resolved the chain that never happened
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Documenting these iconic 7 seconds in case Arc System Works reuploads the "Dear me, I was..." trailer and ASW Showcase 2025 streams without auto-dubbing, so people can remember the original upload of the original "Dear me, I was..." announcement upload and broadcast for the memes.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You know, it's funny to see a lot of the decisions in ACNH still talked about like those decisions killed their dog. Some of y'all wouldn't survive the first game. I may be nostalgic for the older games and revisit them, but I would personally sooner play ACNL or ACNH due to what I endured.
I "love" losing a villager I got attached to just for having the audacity to visit another town.

I'll never forgive Population: Growing for taking Freya, my first friend in this series, away from me because of doing exactly this."Thanks" for repainting a roof that was paid to be repainted on the same dayYou're not nostalgic for how unnecessarily mean villagers used to be. I hated this shit as a kid, still do now.

A lot of this older dialogue was mean for the sake of being mean, not just mean and sassy.Don't you "love" having to time travel or risk Resetti to get rare items back that you can permanently lose over a single piece of candy?
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
You know...it's funny. I would immediately declare this fake. But given the last time SEGA Hardlight negotiated a completely fake sounding character inclusion for a Sonic game? I 100% believe that SEGA Hardlight at least NEGOTIATED this due to an existing partnership with SEGA.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If I had a nickel for every time a SEGA All-Star wore an officially designed Sonic Hoodie, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's so funny that I lived to see it happen twice.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Not gonna lie, guys. This is actually an insane merch reprint decision on SEGA's part when you know the story behind how long it's been since the original printing. I genuinely really hope this sells well. I'd love to see more insane merch reprints like this that get announced out of nowhere.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I am going to throw myself into a fucking canyon like Wile E. Coyote This franchise REALLY did die on the BBDW cliffhanger that Touya Kagari was supposed to be the next main villain of BlazBlue in the form of Hearn
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
After her respawn, I felt the acknowledgement emote only felt right before leaving the Divine Roost for good. Here's to the 10 long years we spent kicking each other's asses.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
After a 10 year rivalry to claim a singular survey point, I have finally got my one win against the ruler of fate and guardian queen of Mira.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is what almost 140 hours of hard work in one of my favorite games of all time looks like. God I've missed XBCX, planet Mira, and my favorite punching bag for builds.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I really gotta remind myself to work on my stuff from other series I enjoy-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The people who had that second theory about the SatAM cliffhanger are probably screaming and celebrating now after the court case documents that surfaced earlier today.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Got back from Sonic 3 earlier today. If I were to rate it standalone, it'd be an 8.5 because of the cons from the early screenings being accurate. But I went into this with Media Literacy. This movie easily jumps to a 9 when you pick up on what you miss in 1 and 2 with rewatches done in advance.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
"So how's your first Monkey Ball experience going, Evo?" The God Gamer moment I committed to just for a first clear that cheats death:
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I turned out pretty good for Christmas for a tighter budget, I think-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A little Secret Santa piece I did for @lilyfloral.bsky.social this year. I enjoyed every second of making this.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
2024 has really just been...improvement Central with my art this year ngl- It really feels like I'm finally getting somewhere with designs I've done that were a pain in the ass for me to draw before.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
As a bonus This year gets a special mention for a debut genre I have avoided for most of my life as well
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Well it's time for my third annual personal games of the year list For those who don't know how I go about this, if a lot of releases this year (new or rerelease) don't catch my eye, I will give leeway for games I was late to as long as they released as far back as January in the year prior.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
For the few fellow Yu-Gi-Oh players following me, here is an update on the existential nightmare that is me being a Charmers pilot against modern Yu-Gi-Oh. As a side note, I am voiding wins involving unofficial sim AI Duelists and shaky memory PVPs to better keep track of the personal goals.
This is probably going to take a long time
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
So I just looked through the BIONICLE 2009 early stuff that Christian Faber was legally allowed to give people access to Oh my God we were robbed with Stronius and Mata Nui compared to their final set designs. Early Stronius especially, because he looks like he's supposed to be from the Rock Tribe.
Stronius' Prototype DesignStronius' Final DesignMata Nui's Prototype DesignMata Nui's Final Design
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
"It's just a Hummingbird FTK deck surely the new Earthbound support won't enable Aslla Piscu shenanigans even more." The Aslla Piscu FTK Deck List:
Why is the clock allowed to coexist with an already overwhelming FTK?
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
A happy Easter. I'm personally celebrating it in the most "Me" Way possible, and the most I'm probably gonna be able to celebrate it at my age dlhhdlhddhld By whipping out my special skillet from last year for the second Easter in a row
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