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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Revisiting KH DDD for the second time under a new lens has not only reminded me how fun it can be But also it's been a "time gives you new context" experience, because Roy Disney Jr. would have been really insufferable by trying to stop Symphony Of Sorcery from being a world if he was alive today.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah yes. I remember the part of Dream Drop Distance's story where Kazuya Mishima chased Sora down from Tekken, after both met in Smash Bros., to possess Hockomonkey and beat Sora to death with Electric Wind God Fists. That was the best part of the Mark of Mastery Exam.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In light of the recent news about Layton and YW2 (Especially YW2 in this context) Welcome to the club, YW fans. You've pieced together what Hino's behavior's felt like for FL fans now that the full picture of your series has been coming to light these past few months. Y'all deserve better, man.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's been almost 13 years. There's actually no shot people still ask if Kingdom Hearts 1.5 HD ReMIX, the Kingdom Hearts collection that infamously has a cancelled remake of 358/2 (straight from Nomura's mouth), suddenly has a fully playable version of the original 358/2 in a 2026 port of 1.5+2.5.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Maybe we didn't do a good enough job getting the message across to SEGA Corporate when they tried to get into NFTs. Maybe SEGA Corporate need to learn this lesson again, and we need to be far less kinder about it because being nice - yet strict - about Tech Bro trend garbage was our first mistake.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The hell do you mean the most hated blue deck in Duel Masters history is now legal in Play's-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I am once again asking the devs to move this stupid pillar slightly to the right so this shortcut has an actually identifiable room for error that isn't luck-based/not getting folded by a jank hitbox
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Haven't touched World Race in months and it feels like I never left-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Oh man it's about to be a "fun" week for me in light of the recent SEGA news about "Super Game" Not because I'm upset that it's gone. It should have only been the games SEGA put $800 mill into in the first place. (Yes, I said "GAMES") But because of all the misinfo on what Super Game actually was.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
To whoever created this card for Duel Masters, I just wanna talk. Why does this war crime on legs read like Kashtira and Mystic Mine had a one night stand Created the card game equivalent of Yian Garuga And promptly sent that child to torture a different card game's highly sensitive ecosystem?
Second effect on the creature half of this card (Bangetsu Ga Ryuzark) is essentially a mana floodgate that chokes your options when your opponent controls it by reducing your mana recovery to 3 per turn instead of full

Combined with certain Mafi Gang/Magic Tool creatures, Bangetsu is effectively more a war crime on legs than it already is.

Imagine if Kashtira and Mystic Mine birthed a child that zone locked your actions in Monster Zones based on the number of cards in your hand being lower than 5+; Matching the Level/Rank of what you control while your opponent controls it, and turning "Discard For Cost" effects into a hinderance.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANZARU GAMES PITCHED A JAK & DAXTER REMAKE HUH-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I am going to hunt down every Egg Pawn main wearing an AI Racer Skin that's using the Friendship 5 and beyond Title. Y'all got us another round of torment, I just can't prove it.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Someone tell Sony how much that new PS5 Pro asking price worked out for the Pioneer LaserActive
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So how about those patch notes, huh? I'm, for one, happy with the compromise with UC. Taking away the invincibility outright is too extreme and prevents interaction, and Bagging got punished. Surely the problem is solved for all of you who wanted this change to UC so bady now, right? 🙃
Nerfing Ultimate Charge while still keeping it defensive, as it was designed, revealed the real problem with CrossWorlds races if you actually read the patch notes.

I hope it was worth trying to take the invincibility away.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So apparently I woke up to the special VA guest that joined my very bold take of wanting better for Union ones buried in massive frustration towards two entities deleting all his replies. Very "professional" of you. Good thing I archived it. But I'm not the petty type. I won't stoop to your level.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Thank you for tonight, Bluesky, it has been very informative on how many people can still assume something about someone like they did on Twitter. Oh, and thank you to the professional VA who had a meltdown and swore while I stayed very calm and patient with him and didn't swear once.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So in light of the Mega Man news Yeah, Capcom is evil for that but please tell me we're not seriously gonna start pretending SAG isn't an evil Union company after what they, Kayli Mills and Corina Boettger did.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender is never coming out at this point, is it?
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
You know. I was willing to give PocketPair some leeway because of how Nintendo took the Palworld lawsuit too far. But man is it gonna be...interesting to see the two TemTem fans left on Earth react to PickMon given what they changed the capture mechanic to. I genuinely can't do this again, chief.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's nice to know that the Liquid People war crimes haven't changed one bit in Duel Masters' 20+ year history-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Highlights from tonight's Duel Masters Play's pack opening ...TOMY what in the ever living hell is that first card's cost-
How the actual hell am I summoning this fuck ass card, TOMY-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So I decided to finally check out Duel Masters Play's, since discovering for the past year that it's alive and well in Japan despite it being declared "dead"
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Absolutely wild to me that this was held during the day of a post-blizzard travel ban Like...actually what are the odds-
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Absolutely insane that Sonic Team being allowed to actually try again after what they went through during the 2010s has only done good for the Blue Blur, meanwhile RGG has lost the plot so bad that they even committed creative vandalism on Yakuza/LaD just to push Ichiban as the face of the series.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Elga/Omega/Ruine/Evilspite Masquerader with the Depth system would be a "fair" and "balanced" boss mod for Sonic Frontiers (don't, Sonic community, I'll haunt you)
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not me making a meme that only a whole two fan communities are gonna likely get the joke for because it came to me in a dream Take my phone and laptop away from me #vibribbon #deltarune #rethawed
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's wild to me that there's people who are somehow mad that the third Tomodachi game expanded the relationship and gender features in a way that quite literally everyone who played the second installment on 3DS asked Nintendo for.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I'm not gonna lie. Flaws be damned with Gen 9 as a whole, this has been a dreams come true Gen of Pokemon for me. What the hell do you mean not only did one of my favorite of all time finally get the moveset I always wanted for 14 years, but the Legendary that's tied for 1st can play support to it?
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The funniest thing Sakurai has ever done for his big send-off to Kirby for me so far is him confirming every Clockwork Star is in the same character archetype as Calypso; the Djinn. Only unlike Calypso, they instantly corrupt a wish by acting on "condoned" cosmicide; even a carefully worded wish.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I cannot believe there is now a Kirby game where Marx ACTUALLY does the Family Guy death pose meme
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
You know, I've only been down in Florida for two weeks But something about seeing my family go full mask off when not surrounded by minorities and POC just because they're not in RI anymore makes me ACTUALLY uncomfortable. The whole point of me agreeing to be down here was a 6 month de-stress.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Just finished the main story of ZA last night. I actually surprisingly liked it, as much as I have criticisms. Oh. And just do we're clear: Harassment over liking a game will not be tolerated here. You're not slick, especially if you use Time Stranger (which I already planned to get) as a gotcha.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
My favorite part of Legends Z-A so far without context
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You know what, I am actually surprisingly fine with Pokemon Pokopia existing considering what we could have gotten as the last Gen 9 spin-off instead due to the Switch 2 having mic support
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
So I finally beat the max Rival AI difficulty cap of the CrossWorlds Open Network Test on Sonic Speed. I'm shaking. Trembling, even. Is it possible to have phantom trauma of F-Zero GX without having played it or raced its Rival AI? Because that's what the experience with Level 8 felt like.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I 100% did not deserve this win or lead
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Happy 8th anniversary to the day I had my gaming pride torn to shreds so badly that I gained PTSD of a singular boss.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Died February 27th 2025, born September 30th 2025 welcome back Yu-Gi-Oh Early Days Collection. This is not worth $50 with how questionable to bad every choice after UMK3 is. I literally predicted the last two as a JOKE, Atari.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I refuse to believe modern GameMill isn't a psy-op to make people nostalgic for LJN's lack of quality control Because oh my God
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I cannot believe that I resolved the chain that never happened
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Documenting these iconic 7 seconds in case Arc System Works reuploads the "Dear me, I was..." trailer and ASW Showcase 2025 streams without auto-dubbing, so people can remember the original upload of the original "Dear me, I was..." announcement upload and broadcast for the memes.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You know, it's funny to see a lot of the decisions in ACNH still talked about like those decisions killed their dog. Some of y'all wouldn't survive the first game. I may be nostalgic for the older games and revisit them, but I would personally sooner play ACNL or ACNH due to what I endured.
I "love" losing a villager I got attached to just for having the audacity to visit another town.

I'll never forgive Population: Growing for taking Freya, my first friend in this series, away from me because of doing exactly this."Thanks" for repainting a roof that was paid to be repainted on the same dayYou're not nostalgic for how unnecessarily mean villagers used to be. I hated this shit as a kid, still do now.

A lot of this older dialogue was mean for the sake of being mean, not just mean and sassy.Don't you "love" having to time travel or risk Resetti to get rare items back that you can permanently lose over a single piece of candy?
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If I had a nickel for every time a SEGA All-Star wore an officially designed Sonic Hoodie, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's so funny that I lived to see it happen twice.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Gone 2016, Born 2025. Welcome back, Sonic Runners. ...I hate that I have to make this joke about Sonic Rumble. It really feels like we're about to go through this a second time. What in God's name were you thinking, SEGA?
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Not gonna lie, guys. This is actually an insane merch reprint decision on SEGA's part when you know the story behind how long it's been since the original printing. I genuinely really hope this sells well. I'd love to see more insane merch reprints like this that get announced out of nowhere.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I am going to throw myself into a fucking canyon like Wile E. Coyote This franchise REALLY did die on the BBDW cliffhanger that Touya Kagari was supposed to be the next main villain of BlazBlue in the form of Hearn
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
ngl I ain't too tilted about the price of the Switch 2 itself Not my place to talk about Mario Kart since I've been divorced from modern Mario Kart, but I get it. (Especially the extra $10 for physical that 100% sucks) It's how all over the place the game prices are that has me asking questions.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
After a 10 year rivalry to claim a singular survey point, I have finally got my one win against the ruler of fate and guardian queen of Mira.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is what almost 140 hours of hard work in one of my favorite games of all time looks like. God I've missed XBCX, planet Mira, and my favorite punching bag for builds.
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EvoDeus @evodeus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
You know, maybe I don't feel as bad about double dipping on MHW:I and (via Definitive Edition's pre-order) XBCX. Because Holy God what is this I'm hearing about Monster Hunter Wilds still having tons of issues after two Betas, and having a starting 15 hours of guard rall handholding?
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