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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

It's gone quiet. Where is everyone?

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026

Goooooooooooooooooooood afternoon!

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Rachel5742 @rachel5742.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026

Nothing to be proud of here...a Day of Shame for our UK, any Govt supporting this & an agency supposed to be representing Equality & Human Rights. Trans People were never a threat. Those seeking to remove Rights & exclude those who differ from them are. Not a debate just the latest move vs #ECHR.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 26/04/2026

Is hailing taxis worse than raining cats and dogs???

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 25/04/2026

If you clean a vacuum cleaner… does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 21/04/2026

What's wrong with the word expiry date? Why does it have to be expiration day?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Tom Kerridge, "Immigration is constantly used by political parties for masking years and years of underfunding in infrastructure, health, housing, employment, education" #BBCQT "It is not the fault of immigration, it's the fault of poor spending, poor money management"

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Me being me @hill-hillbill.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Nailed it. Now tRump knows the U.K. will do fk all if he were to invade Greenland.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 24/12/2025

Merry Christmas — may your day be as drama‑free as your muted words list.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 26/10/2025

Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 25/08/2025

Please note that certain breeds of black and white dog are not allowed to be walked in the park today. It’s a national ban collie day.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 09/07/2025

From now on, I identify as a rubber band because I’m also trying to hold everything together, I’m constantly being stretched to my limit and it’s not uncommon for me to snap and completely fall apart.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 27/06/2025

Why is it that when I ask for a *black* coffee, I'm asked if I want milk with that?

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 08/06/2025

Not to brag, but I just walked into a room and remembered what I went in there for.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 07/06/2025

Jahrelang wurde Kindern beigebracht, für schönes Wetter alles aufzuessen. Und was haben wir jetzt? Dicke Kinder und Hitzewelle!

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 09/05/2025

What wine goes with a fish finger sandwich?

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 19/04/2025

Not been on here for ages. What have I missed?

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 24/03/2025

Why's the transport secretary advertising for Halfords, and why are the BBC showing it?

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 22/03/2025

What font is alphabet soup in? Times New Ramen.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 22/03/2025

My beautiful boyfriend told me to stop imagining things. I haven't seen him since.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 22/03/2025

Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedy-hens.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 18/03/2025

Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 18/03/2025

I lost my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it!

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 12/03/2025

After his 8th failed rocket attempt, I think it's safe to say that Elon Musk has projectile dysfunction

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 08/03/2025

The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory, if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 28/02/2025

I wrote a book on Whales. With hindsight, I realised that paper would have been easier.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 25/02/2025

The first time I dreamed about someone cooking my dog in a pan was scary enough but when it happened again it was pet-refrying!

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 24/02/2025

Vegans need to stop judging each other's food choices.. The last thing we want is another spinach inquisition.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 24/02/2025

How does a farmer find new cows to buy? He looks through the cattlelog.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 24/02/2025

I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow I'll try a grape.

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Ev Lenz @evlenz.eurosky.social · 24/02/2025

So Blue sky seems to think I'm an invalid.

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