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EV Lealock

@evlealock.bsky.social
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Try hard novelist of unpublished books. I also have cats. [she/they]

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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Despite the fact that we live in a desert, my free fed cats have increased their eating in order to fatten themselves up for winter. I tell them we will not run out of food, they simply do not care. (They do lose it all in summer so it’s all good).
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw the Reddit post. Sorry if you didn’t want to hear this here. Sending a hug through the Internet if you need it. Whatever happened, that was their decision, don’t focus on what if’s, and you take the time you need to grieve in your own way. 💚
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do see it, but Gumoss is supposed to be Japanese pudding. The hat is the caramel bit, and the leaves are mint. There’s also a costume variant with whip cream and a cherry. If you take pudding, and slap a ditto face on it, then you get a gumoss… but it also looks like quest sprout.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Isn’t it our duty to foster our children’s interests at a young age? He could become a marine biologist!”
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Petition to include bananas in pictures of newly discovered animals. You can’t just tell me that the cat is really small.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s okay, it happened to me too. A few conversations or passing words and suddenly several appointments with doctors go by before they hand you this giant box. “But doctor, I only came in for the one thing.” “Yeah,” *holds up depression*, “that’s in there, but the rest of this belongs to you too.”
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t know why, but they looks ever so slightly upset and I love them so much.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I read this when it was still updating! I don’t have much experience, but I’ve been told that literary agents prefer working with completed drafts. Since you have a publisher, you can likely talk to them before the book is finished and see if they want to carry forward with it.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
POV: you’re my phone when I’m trying to doomscroll, but my cat wants pets.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Explaining American salads to my Peruvian friend is a favorite pastime of mine.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being chronically online means I have a lot of friends outside my country. They’re pretty worried about Americans, but then I explain things like ambrosia salad and Jimothy and they… they, uh, become more worried about our health and sanity.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got the usual scam discord friend request but they had the nerve to CALL instead of the usual message, and I already get 10+ scam calls a day on my phone. I don’t need them in discord too.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was at a doctor’s appointment a week ago and they were playing Hocus Pocus in the lobby. A part of me wonders if we as a society want the year to be over faster so we can enter do-over season faster.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hate having trauma and anxiety because I am stone faced with horrific adversity, but I am broken down in a ball right now because my dinner plans have fallen through for a third time tonight.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m loving the autumn tones that the warmer colors bring.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
YouTube suggested it to me within the first hour of release, and it already had over 30k likes! I’ve already passed the link along to all my magic girl fan girls as well! Congratulations! It’s really good and I hope you get to do many more!
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hi, yea, I’d like one pumpkin spice latte, leave room for ice. So much ice. Please, it is so warm outside.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was to busy complaining that the final bird in the episode is non-native to his area and thus was proof of birds being alien spy machines. Some people need to switch out their racism for tin foil hats and bird conspiracy boards, I swear.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They get really skinny while producing milk for kittens. Especially outside, where they can’t get the higher calorie diet they need.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
WHAT WAS IN THE EPISODE WASNT THE EXTENDED?!
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s possible the bird was picked due it being an easier to train species, but I’m still on team alien.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The recent episode of Lanterns featured a magpie-jay that is native to Mexico. This has started an argument between me and my partner on if the non-native bird is an alien or bad bird-casting. I’m on team alien.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m loving Hal’s casting and characterization in this one. Also loving how stoic John is, while there’s clearly more layers to pull back, which isn’t easy to pull off.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Yassified ai model” in the image description is killing me.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just looked them up. They really do look like butterflies!
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I get Dutch Bros as a treat for when I do a big adult task, so maybe once a month. Accidentally scheduled and showed up to the doctor for a body part I don’t have, (had a hysterectomy), so…. No tea today…
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Someone please help Jacob clean his house.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ha! I’m nearsighted! Can’t get me, ironic destiny!
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I really love the flow of the poses. They have a lot of personality, and I always love a well balanced pose where you can tell where their weight is shifted. It makes them look so alive!
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Grief is hitting me super hard in the form of a dehydration headache from crying so much. Everyone give your sibling a hug next time you can, or at least some kind words of support. Also get your health checks in and eat your fiber.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I had to super glue a pair of glasses repeatedly for a six month period because of an eight year old. It’s been a few years but the bridge of my current one has a broken spot as well. But hey! They only go is such loving hugs for such a short time in our lives, and glasses are expensive! So we deal
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When the mixes came out, they originally had powdered egg. I think you can substitute Greek yogurt for eggs though?
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Walking over seems like the natural thing to do, kind of like how cake mixes didn’t sell well until they added the instruction to crack an egg. The tiny bit of effort feels necessary to make it seem like a better product.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love how the lean of the trees and that curly branch all pull with the crow’s gaze. Great composition!
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s not a cheap collar and he wrestles the other cats all the time. How was I supposed to know he loved how it tinkled while he attempted murder against his fellow felines?
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Had a several month issue where this idiot was pulling out all the fur from his legs. We tried coning him, treating for anxiety, stress, the works. Turns out he just wanted a replacement collar. The bow/bell fell off shortly before the mess started and apparently I didn’t replace it quickly enough.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Depression be like that. I’ve worked on thanking people for contacting me and inviting me to things, even if I decline, because I need them to understand that I do not hate them, just busy being sad.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Anyone have tips for taking pictures of black cats without their phone freaking out because it thinks black cat=extra exposure because nighttime. I just want to show everyone what a perfect lady she is.
A black cat with a blue collar. She is a year old and has green eyes.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
ADHD is going 3 weeks without Bluesky because I have enough energy to doomscroll but not enough to reset my forgotten password.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Had a friend who had to take a mental health break during their shift due circumstances a patient was put through today. I don’t want to go into details but it’s stressful to have another fear added to the back of the mind. Anyways, here’s Meemers.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Every time I have an endometriosis flair up, I feel like I’m on my deathbed. One arm limply hovering as I cry to the heavens, “Ladies, talk to each other about your periods, some shit ain’t normal…” “… and get your cervical screenings.”
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Easiest shredded chicken recipe is as follows: - Season chicken breast. - Brown for 5 minutes on each side. Medium to low medium heat. - Add water (or stock if souping), halfway up the sides of the breast. Put on a lid, bring to boil, drop to a simmer for 20 min. - Remove and shred.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
There honestly is no knowing until you meet some animals. It sounded like you were in a “we’ll know if we feel that click,” moment and it’s okay to not be ready. Rude of them to be upset with you though. Adding a second dog is big. Have you looked into fostering at all?
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Those environment graphics look amazing.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Irving cares not if the light is perfect for pictures, he cares only if he can get to the cat tree first so that he may bask in its glow.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Last time I had seen a murder weapon eaten, it was in Vampire Prosecutor, where the weapon was knife-shaped frozen dough that was then thawed, baked, and fed to the needy.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Congrats! Will wishlist when I get home.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I would add a quick wiggle before the evaporation. The entire sprite does a small 2 pixel wiggle. So image an eight bit crunch sound during a .2 second wiggle before a fwoosh. It’s be very snes jrpg-like.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Update on my injured cat, struggling with long-term medical collars. She can’t wear the plastic will work one and still eat. She can’t wear donut because she can still lick her foot. She’s currently wearing two donuts, which makes her lick her wound less but she’s absolutely miserable.
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EV Lealock @evlealock.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A short hair brown tabby with a partially white face. He has on a green flower collar around his neck, the kind used for long-term to prevent over grooming. He appears concerned.
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